Shouts & Murmurs is pretty reliably unfunny, and this week's, which parodies over the top destination weddings and the high-maintenance types who throw them, is not really an exception. But there is something special about it: it's got links in it that take you to an actual website! But when you get there, instead of…

Josh Quittner is the editor of Business 2.0. Michelle Slatalla is responsible for the New York Times' inexplicable "Online Shopper" column, a collection of hyperlinks well-gussied up with advice on how to Google things that for some reason appears in that paper's print edition on Thursdays. In it, you can learn how…