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Just who the hell is
Olivia Palermo? We know she might be featured in a
new reality series, but foreal, who the eff
is she? No, seriously, we're asking. Or, at least gossip's ancient second fiddle,
Cindy Adams, is. She writes today in her cute little dirty that the
Post is kind enough to print: "Someone named Olivia Palermo was reported somewhere saying some thing about somebody someplace. Also this Olivia Palermo, while pirouetting at the drop of a red-carpet camera, was quoted saying she loves vintage clothes. I want to know who the hell is this person who does nothing for a living yet gets considered a something?" Oh! Good question! It's like the time Barbara Walters
demanded an explanation of Kim Kardashian. From Kim Kardashian. We'll try to elucidate for Adams after the jump.
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Craig Stevens, the clueless,
probably fake aspiring Broadway actor, has a new video blog up. Girlfriend Janine is back, talking about her weight loss and displaying a strange, mysterious (and a bit fake-seeming ) sadness about living in New York ("It's tough"). But Craig
totally loves the city, so far. Will this drive a wedge between the two? (More than his latent homosexuality already does?) And, more importantly,
is this even real? Our crack research team can't find a matching Craig Stevens on Facebook or MySpace, and a Googling for "Craig Stevens Tidewater Community College" yielded nothing. Nothing! Someone please provide definitive proof. After the jump, watch the lovely couple say "super" and "you guys" a lot. Plus "EASTER!"
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Everyone, meet
Craig Stevens. Craig is a recent college graduate from Murfreesboro, Tennessee who's just moved to New York City to pursue his dream of becoming an actor in Broadway musicals. He's brought along his girlfriend Janine. (But they're far away! He lives in "a part of Manhattan called Inwood" and she lives out near Coney Island.) In the four YouTube videos he's made so far, Craig seems like a nice boy , innocent and wide-eyed as he applies for jobs, goes on an audition, and navigates the bewildering wilds of, well, mostly just Times Square. He's charming in a rube-ish kind of way. Though, there are few details that are a little... suspicious.
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