You Know Who The Highest-Paid TV Actress Was Last Year? Sofia Vergara.

On Wednesday, Forbes released its annual list of the 20 top-earning TV actresses. Modern Family's Sofia Vergara came in first. Who knew, right? Good for her.

On Wednesday, Forbes released its annual list of the 20 top-earning TV actresses. Modern Family's Sofia Vergara came in first. Who knew, right? Good for her.
Turns out swimming with dolphins "traumatizes" them. Negative karma points for Jennifer Garner.
Tokyo's struggling to "clean up" its Roppongi neighborhood, where Nigerian hustlers steer suckers into shady bars where they're drugged and robbed. You'd think that business would fall off naturally, right? But this next drink might be the un-spiked one! [LAT]
Some of the paintings in Rufus Humphreys' "Williamsburg" art gallery on "Gossip Girl" are by a 60-year-old artist from Forest Hills, Queens named Rita Wilmers. The one featured on tonight's show "marks the end of one part of [Wilmers'] life—my 32 years on Staten Island—and the beginning of a new life in Forest Hills…

A mysterious "World Famous Magazine" is looking for an executive assistant for an unnamed "special correspondent," so sayeth The List of Craig. Candidates should apply through Forrest Solutions, a recruiting firm which has repped the likes of Random House, Time Warner, and—oh! Newsweek! Funny that. This is no Conde…