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    Paramount Not Catering Premieres from Whole Foods

    Naomi Campbell & Kelly Klein: Time Warner Center

    Whole Foods: The Final Frontier

    When It's Cheaper to Buy Companies than Beer

    Parker Posey: 10 Columbus Circle

    Liev Schreiber: 95 E Houston St

    Anne Hathaway Heads To Whole Foods For A Much Needed Shower!

    Kate Hudson Is Over The Express Lane Limit

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    Image of ericajane ericajane
    10/28/09


    Saw Sandra Bernhard around 2pm walking past the Whole Foods at 24th and 7th. She gave me the "Yes, you know who I am" smile and head nod. Looked much prettier in person.

    #stalker [gawker.com] #wholefoods
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    Image of SybilDisobedience SybilDisobedience
    05/19/09

    In reply to Paramount Not Catering Premieres from Whole Foods
    Did Spock always wear eyeshadow? I must have missed that.
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    05/19/09

    In reply to Paramount Not Catering Premieres from Whole Foods
    Even now, NASA is pondering how it can harvest the bounty of Space Energy found in a box of Sugar Smacks.
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    Image of SugartitsMcFirecrotch SugartitsMcFirecrotch
    05/19/09

    @El Matardillo: Set your phasers on yum!
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    05/19/09

    @SugartitsMcFirecrotch: I almost busted a gut when I read that!
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    05/04/09

    In reply to Naomi Campbell & Kelly Klein: Time Warner Center
    Are you sure she wasn't buying hotdogs?
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    05/01/09

    In reply to Whole Foods: The Final Frontier
    These caterers would totally fail at TopChef!
    Sounds more like the PR people catered it.
    With two hours notice, a decent caterer should be able to artfully deceive people that they are eating ready-made supermarket fare, especially Whole Foods type.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    05/01/09

    In reply to Whole Foods: The Final Frontier
    I'm sure that the catering company weren't the only ones to shit the bed after the hummus and dinner roll spread.
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    Image of JudgeFudge JudgeFudge
    05/01/09

    In reply to Whole Foods: The Final Frontier
    Okay one more 11-year old nerd joke:


    Why did Captain Kirk Pee on the ceiling?

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    Image of blix blix
    05/01/09

    @JudgeFudge: To boldy go where no man had gone before.
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    Image of JudgeFudge JudgeFudge
    05/01/09

    In reply to Whole Foods: The Final Frontier
    OMG this reminds me of my favorite 11-year old nerd joke. Ready?


    What did Spok See when he went into Cpt. Kirk's Bathroom... Anyone? Anyone?

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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    05/01/09

    @JudgeFudge: something that has the words boldly going in it, i'm sure .. :p
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    05/01/09

    @JudgeFudge: or... if he peeked into the toilet, that would be ... the.. er.. Captain's Log .. thank you, thank you..
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    Image of JudgeFudge JudgeFudge
    05/01/09

    @JudgeFudge: You are correct sir! I like you're version better, though.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    05/01/09

    In reply to Whole Foods: The Final Frontier
    They should have just served the gah.

    /hangs head in shame

    /shows self out
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    05/01/09

    @DennyCrane: Nothing to be ashamed of. Have some blood wine. Qapla!
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    Image of blix blix
    05/01/09

    In reply to Whole Foods: The Final Frontier
    The Romulan rumaki was nummy.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    03/11/09

    In reply to When It's Cheaper to Buy Companies than Beer
    Isn't Dreamworks worth less than the cost of a ticket to a Spielberg movie these days?
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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    03/11/09

    In reply to When It's Cheaper to Buy Companies than Beer
    This is kind of a weird criteria to use...


    I mean, a Corvette costs $80,000, so does it mean something any time GM's stock trades below that, other than that I still can't afford a Corvette?

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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    03/11/09

    @badasscat: D'oh, I see you've sort of made fun of yourselves in the same way at the end of the post.


    See, this is what MTV has done to the attention spans of my generation.

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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    03/11/09

    In reply to When It's Cheaper to Buy Companies than Beer
    word of advice: stop buying shitty cigarettes in soho and you will pay less than $10 a pack for them. seriously! if you are paying $10 for marlboros of any stripe you are going to some kind of huckster bodega, stealing your precious $1.50-$2 to use for their own nefarious purposes.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/11/09

    In reply to When It's Cheaper to Buy Companies than Beer
    JOHN COOK HAIKU:


    Clouds appear for money

    and bring John a chance rest from

    looking at the moon.

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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/11/09

    No blossoms, no moon,

    and John Cook drinking sake

    all alone with both!
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/11/09

    Scallops are tastey,

    John prefers cream sauce to the

    rancid stock of man.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/11/09

    General Motors

    Whole Foods, more Baconators,

    Cook craves not these things.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    03/11/09

    In reply to When It's Cheaper to Buy Companies than Beer
    What is that Denton character up to? Much too quiet these days. Selling you guys to Rupert Murdoch?
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