Last night, Showtime aired the documentary Why We Laugh: Funny Women, a follow-up to its 2009 doc Why We Laugh: Black Comedians on Black Comedy. Dozens of female comedians were interviewed for it, including titans like Joan Rivers, Whoopi Goldberg, Lily Tomlin, Aisha Tyler and Kathy Griffin, who riffed on what it's…

Today GLAAD took 30 Rock manchild Tracy Morgan back down to Tennessee by the ear and told him to apologize once again for making an offensive joke about gay people. But just as one controversy starts, another one begins.

This morning Dr. Oz started adjusting to life after Oprah by making an appearance on The View. While discussing the benefits of fiber with the ladies, he noted that one of its side effects is gas. Naturally, this caused Whoopi Goldberg to start farting it up.

This should satisfy your quota for 90s nostalgia for at least a week: TMZ dug up some old footage of Whoopi Goldberg's voice-over recording session for 1992's animated movie The Pagemaster (Yes—the animated movie starring Macaulay Culkin.)

Donald Trump went on The View this morning to spread his birther nonsense and talk about potentially running for president in 2012. When Barbara Walters pushed for an answer of whether or not he could win he says, "I definitely think I could beat Obama." Really, Donald? Really?

Today on The View, Whoopi debuted a snazzy new pair of glasses sent to her by a fan, specially designed with hooks to keep her hair from obstructing her lovely face. Very Gaga, no?

In your questionable Wednesday media column: Arianna Huffington knows how to pick 'em, buyouts at Newsweek, Whoopi gives America's best newspaper her blessing, Time magazine revamps, and Rolling Stone outsources its cover.

In Sunday's New York Times, two film critics claimed mentioned only seven black Oscar winners in a piece about the scarcity of black actors who have won Academy Awards—when in reality, there were fifteen.

Halle Berry's custody battle gets ugly. Jennifer Aniston could have been an SNL cast member. Whoopi Goldberg on shitting the bed. Lindsay Lohan didn't steal that necklace, she "borrowed" it. Thursday gossip has feminine wiles.

While discussing Charlie Sheen, Whoopi spoke from her own experience as a functioning drug addict, detailing her struggle to get clean. Rock bottom, she said, was "wetting the bed, pooping the bed" because she was too paranoid to leave it.

Today on The View, the women discussed new legislation in the African nation of Malawi that would make it illegal to break wind.

On today's View, the hosts discussed the reaction to a segment they did yesterday, where they took the Catholic church to task for excommunicating a nun who facilitated an abortion to save the mother's life. Their defense inside.

Today the ladies of The View discussed Bill O'Reilly's Outrage at Joy Behar's holiday card that features an obvious photoshop job of Joy and O'Reilly in passionate embrace. But it's not their embrace that bothers O'Reilly.

Ashton Kutcher's maybe-mistress milks her 15 minutes. The Baldwin family Christmas will be argumentative. "Taylor Momsen offends Scottish crowd," but not for the reason you think. Tuesday gossip will soon be naked.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jon Hamm lends his voice to The Simpsons for an episode, Bill Hader impersonates Wikileaks' Julian Assange again on SNL, The Soup takes on Oprah, and Whoopi Goldberg attacks fat people with strollers at Disneyland.

Whoopi visited Disneyworld and found her path blocked multiple times by fat people in electric scooters. Predictably, she goes on a tirade. Her anti-fat logic? Paying taxes entitles her to walk wherever she likes.

Today in Martha's kitchen, Whoopi and the domestic queen spoke about Holiday travel and handsy TSA agents. Whoopi said "I'd be happy to have somebody go in my underwear" in public, while Martha was slightly more modest about the topic.

Today, Susan Boyle performed "O Holy Night" on The View. About 30 seconds into the performance, Boyle's voice cracked so badly that she was forced to cut it short, before Sherri Shepherd and Whoopi Goldberg awkwardly danced around the debacle.

The View co-host is traveling with her young son, and she made up a fun little game for him to play at the airport. Actually, the game sounds like it could go awry, but A+ for parental effort!