Hours After Brexit Vote, Leader of "Leave" Movement Admits One Major Promise Was a Sham

One of the central claims made by supporters of the United Kingdom’s exit from the European Union was that £350 million per week that the nation was sending to the EU would instead be put toward the National Health Service. On Good Morning Britain today, UK Independence Party Leader Nigel Farage said that claim is…
Popular Opinion: That L.A. Thrillist Article on the "Subway to SaMo" Was a Decent Hate Read
For the most part, Angelenos seem to be greeting the extension of the Expo Line, which takes passengers from downtown Los Angeles to the beach at Santa Monica, with appreciation and praise. This afternoon, one dissenting view—which, in fact, announced itself to be an “unpopular opinion”—was available to read on…
Close Your Porn Tabs Before Posting Screenshots to Your Congressional Campaign Page
Mike Webb is running for U.S. Congress in Virginia’s 8th district, and he would really appreciate your vote. He would also appreciate, judging from a screenshot uploaded to his Facebook page earlier today, a little alone time with the pages “IVONE SEXY AMATEUR” and “LAYLA RIVERA TIGHT BOOTY.”*
Microsoft Co-Founder Paul Allen's Yacht Wrecked a Cayman Islands Reef
Earlier this month, the Guardian reports, a 300-foot yacht, owned by billionaire Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen, tore up about 14,000 square feet of coral reef in the Cayman Islands—about 80 percent of a protected area in the West Bay replenishment zone.
Queens Woman in Critical Condition After EMTs Mistakenly Declare Her Dead
A Queens woman, who emergency medical workers declared dead after she shot herself in her home, was rushed to the hospital on Thursday, PIX 11 News reports, when police realized that she was still alive almost an hour later.
Taylor Swift Invites China to Shake Off Massacre With Cute New Clothes
Your best friend Taylor Swift is going to China. At least, a line of officially licensed Tayla merchandise bearing her initials and birth year will be available in the country soon. Do you think the Chinese people will buy it?
UK Amateur Porn Star "DaniellaMILF" Is a USA Today Fave
The social media manager in charge of @USATodayCollege, from USA Today's college vertical, appears to have gotten his or her wires crossed with their personal account. A tipster pointed out to us that the account's most recent fav is a tweet by self-proclaimed "Big ass British MILF & adult web model" Daniella…
Gravedigger Suspended After Posing for Photo With Dead Body
Clemente, a gravedigger in Guardamar del Segura, was making room in a grave for the body of woman to buried alongside her husband, when he apparently agreed—at the behest of the woman's niece—to pose for a photo with the 23-year-old corpse and his alleged nephew by marriage. Haha?
Kanye West to Wheelchair-Bound Audience Member: Stand Up
Kanye West allegedly pulled a real Joe Biden at a performance in Melbourne last night when he threatened to stop a performance if a wheelchair-bound fan—whoops!—didn't stand up.
Snake Bite Kills Snake Salvation Pastor
There is a reality show on National Geographic called Snake Salvation, which follows Pentecostal preachers who believe God has instructed them to "take up serpents." Yesterday, one of those preachers, Jamie Coots of Kentucky, was bitten by a snake and died.
Watch the Ceiling of Chicago Club Collapse, Dump Debris on Dancers
Last night the ceiling at Concord Music Hall in Chicago collapsed during a performance by Datsik, a dubstep DJ. Above you can see a panel of the ceiling completely give way, dumping debris on patrons like a Nickelodeon prank.
Parched California Cuts Farm Water Supplies To ... Zero
There's more bad news for California: Water deliveries from state and federal reservoirs to the Central Valley—where much of the nation's food is grown—have been cut to zero. The reservoirs are going dry and there's no water to deliver.
The Golden Globes Are Off To a Very Shitty Start
The red carpet at tonight's Golden Globes is going to be extra hilarious. For us, that is, because we won't be trudging over the disgusting sewage-soaked rug soaked you see above. Somewhere an Academy Awards producer is shriveling his nose.
