As a sincere hater of condescending Jewdentity politics (boo, Sarah Silverman!), I don't really mind this. He's not recommending that proponents of health-care reform pander to The Joos by warning us that otherwise our shpilkes won't be covered or something. He's just reminding his friends that old Uncle Joe already panders to us, as annoying as that may be. Plus, we recognize that, in many people's minds, Lieberman is the most prominent representative of Jews in politics, so it would be nice if he weren't quite so damn embarrassing. #danbaum
This suggestion is a little late, but next time try the following:
"I'm the last guy in the world to try to organize people by their after-school cartoon affiliation, but we MGM fans may be the only people to whom Senator Droopy Dog might listen...." #danbaum
Also, neocon Jews have seriously hurt the Smart Liberal Jewish brand with their collective non-smartness and docuheyness. Of whom Lieberman is one. #danbaum
He also tweeted this same thing. Which was even more annoying because in 140 characters, it sounded like only Jewish people had a conscience.
BUT...Lieberman is a douche and people of all faiths/non-faiths should label him as the douchebag he is. #danbaum
As-a-Jew, I demand you make my four-times-yearly lymphatic drainage massage covered under the new health care. I know you can do this for me because you want my armpit nodes unblocked so when some pervert wants to lick me there he will not freak out and think I have early-stage breast cancer. I also want my facials and waxing covered, 'cause I know you want me looking good out there, representing Our People as best I know how.
@Nic Fit: They "over-issued" to make up for that. And I'll guess that the strike price on those options is nice and low so they're "in the money" as soon as possible. There's a zillion ways to game the system, especially when you run the place. You know, the "Golden Rule" - he who has the gold...
For four minutes, an elderly Chinese woman repeats obscenities, oblivious to their meaning.
They borrowed pretty heavily from my description of Sarah Palin's resignation speech: "For ten minutes, a dim Alaskan woman repeats platitudes, oblivious to their meaning."
@Nice Beaver: Of course she knows what a platitude is. It's that duck beaver thingy what lives in Australia. Sarah Palin would appreciate it if the Churchtacos in the Media would just quit making things up, because each lie murders a soldier, who's out there preserving your right to eat a Soredough loaf of bread by killing teenaged terror brown people.
Obama had no business being there. He's the first US president whose family had absolutely no personal stake in WWII, and it was an embarrassment to have him standing there, speaking as though he even cared. Yet Queen Elizabeth, who personally participated in the war, was not even invited.
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"I'm the last guy in the world to try to organize people by their after-school cartoon affiliation, but we MGM fans may be the only people to whom Senator Droopy Dog might listen...." #danbaum
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Mistake #2: Thinking Joe Lieberman cares about people besides Joe Lieberman. #danbaum
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BUT...Lieberman is a douche and people of all faiths/non-faiths should label him as the douchebag he is. #danbaum
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As-a-Jew, I demand you make my four-times-yearly lymphatic drainage massage covered under the new health care. I know you can do this for me because you want my armpit nodes unblocked so when some pervert wants to lick me there he will not freak out and think I have early-stage breast cancer. I also want my facials and waxing covered, 'cause I know you want me looking good out there, representing Our People as best I know how.
Thanks,
BL
Jewess #danbaum
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They borrowed pretty heavily from my description of Sarah Palin's resignation speech: "For ten minutes, a dim Alaskan woman repeats platitudes, oblivious to their meaning."
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You should really be writing speeches for the republican party. Don't hide your talent under a bushel!
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