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    In Which Dan Baum Annoys Every Jew He Knows

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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/11/09

    In reply to In Which Dan Baum Annoys Every Jew He Knows
    By threatening the health care reform legislation, Lieberman will lose the vote of every Jewish male. Remember: we're all hypochondriacs. #danbaum
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    11/11/09

    In reply to In Which Dan Baum Annoys Every Jew He Knows
    As a sincere hater of condescending Jewdentity politics (boo, Sarah Silverman!), I don't really mind this. He's not recommending that proponents of health-care reform pander to The Joos by warning us that otherwise our shpilkes won't be covered or something. He's just reminding his friends that old Uncle Joe already panders to us, as annoying as that may be. Plus, we recognize that, in many people's minds, Lieberman is the most prominent representative of Jews in politics, so it would be nice if he weren't quite so damn embarrassing. #danbaum
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    Image of J. Henry Waugh J. Henry Waugh
    11/11/09

    In reply to In Which Dan Baum Annoys Every Jew He Knows
    How much comedy was lost when Baum remembered to bcc? #danbaum
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    11/11/09

    In reply to In Which Dan Baum Annoys Every Jew He Knows
    This suggestion is a little late, but next time try the following:

    "I'm the last guy in the world to try to organize people by their after-school cartoon affiliation, but we MGM fans may be the only people to whom Senator Droopy Dog might listen...." #danbaum
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/11/09

    @resipsaloquacious: awesome! #danbaum
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/11/09

    In reply to In Which Dan Baum Annoys Every Jew He Knows
    Also, neocon Jews have seriously hurt the Smart Liberal Jewish brand with their collective non-smartness and docuheyness. Of whom Lieberman is one. #danbaum
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/11/09

    In reply to In Which Dan Baum Annoys Every Jew He Knows
    I think this isn't good for the Jews. #danbaum
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    Image of katastic katastic
    11/11/09

    In reply to In Which Dan Baum Annoys Every Jew He Knows
    I think people of all faiths and backgrounds can agree that Joe Lieberman does not give a fuck, unless you are writing him a big ol' check. #danbaum
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    11/11/09

    In reply to In Which Dan Baum Annoys Every Jew He Knows
    Mistake #1: Believing Joe Lieberman is capable of understanding human speech patterns and meanings.

    Mistake #2: Thinking Joe Lieberman cares about people besides Joe Lieberman. #danbaum
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    Image of Hockeymom Hockeymom
    11/11/09

    In reply to In Which Dan Baum Annoys Every Jew He Knows
    He also tweeted this same thing. Which was even more annoying because in 140 characters, it sounded like only Jewish people had a conscience.
    BUT...Lieberman is a douche and people of all faiths/non-faiths should label him as the douchebag he is. #danbaum
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/11/09

    In reply to In Which Dan Baum Annoys Every Jew He Knows
    Dear Senator Lieberman:

    As-a-Jew, I demand you make my four-times-yearly lymphatic drainage massage covered under the new health care. I know you can do this for me because you want my armpit nodes unblocked so when some pervert wants to lick me there he will not freak out and think I have early-stage breast cancer. I also want my facials and waxing covered, 'cause I know you want me looking good out there, representing Our People as best I know how.

    Thanks,

    BL
    Jewess #danbaum
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    Image of Monte Wooley Monte Wooley
    09/21/09

    In reply to New York Times Execs Are Overpaid Even By Their Own Standards
    The freedom to destroy the press (and cash out in the process) belongs to the man who owns one.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    09/21/09

    @Monte Wooley: thank u aj
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    09/21/09

    In reply to New York Times Execs Are Overpaid Even By Their Own Standards
    In all fairness, those stock options are worth roughly the same amount as the paper they are printed on.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    09/21/09

    @Nic Fit: They "over-issued" to make up for that. And I'll guess that the strike price on those options is nice and low so they're "in the money" as soon as possible. There's a zillion ways to game the system, especially when you run the place. You know, the "Golden Rule" - he who has the gold...
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    07/31/09

    In reply to Minnesota Democrats Take On Pawlenty With Swearing Old Chinese Woman
    It's when I read posts like this when I miss saythatscool the most.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    07/31/09

    In reply to Minnesota Democrats Take On Pawlenty With Swearing Old Chinese Woman
    For four minutes, an elderly Chinese woman repeats obscenities, oblivious to their meaning.

    They borrowed pretty heavily from my description of Sarah Palin's resignation speech: "For ten minutes, a dim Alaskan woman repeats platitudes, oblivious to their meaning."
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    07/31/09

    @Nice Beaver: Of course she knows what a platitude is. It's that duck beaver thingy what lives in Australia. Sarah Palin would appreciate it if the Churchtacos in the Media would just quit making things up, because each lie murders a soldier, who's out there preserving your right to eat a Soredough loaf of bread by killing teenaged terror brown people.
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    Image of cantstopwontstop cantstopwontstop
    07/31/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: , also.
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    Image of Belabras ate my dingo! Belabras ate my dingo!
    07/31/09

    @Pope John Peeps II:

    You should really be writing speeches for the republican party. Don't hide your talent under a bushel!
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    Image of Almostbanned Almostbanned
    06/06/09

    In reply to Video: Man-Crushing British PM Gordon Brown Renames Omaha Beach For Obama
    Obama had no business being there. He's the first US president whose family had absolutely no personal stake in WWII, and it was an embarrassment to have him standing there, speaking as though he even cared. Yet Queen Elizabeth, who personally participated in the war, was not even invited.
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    Image of htotheomo htotheomo
    06/07/09

    @Almostbanned: I don't think we've ever interacted, but your statement makes you out to be, or, at least, appear to be a fuckwit of the first order.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    06/07/09

    @Almostbanned: Are you on dopamine?
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