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    Thousands Die in Facebook Burger Massacre

    Destroy Friends, Earn Fast Food
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    Image of kitkatsplash kitkatsplash
    01/15/09

    In reply to Thousands Die in Facebook Burger Massacre
    Could you "unfriend" people and then friend them right back? Beat the system, if you will. You could really wrack up a bunch of free burgers that way.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/15/09

    @kitkatsplash: Now see here -- you're the reason the economy is dying.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    01/15/09

    In reply to Thousands Die in Facebook Burger Massacre
    Fuck a friend. There are some pretty choice relatives I'd sacrifice for flame-broiled goodness. Who am I kidding, offer me a Slurpee and half of Georgia could be gone.
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    Image of Iceland Spar Iceland Spar
    01/15/09

    In reply to Thousands Die in Facebook Burger Massacre
    This photo is making me really hungry. I'm now a little upset that Burger King isn't on seamlessweb. (Though, I'll probably be glad its not later.)
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    Image of Monkeyrash Monkeyrash
    01/15/09

    In reply to Thousands Die in Facebook Burger Massacre
    This is why I don't do Facebook. I couldn't stand the rejection.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    01/15/09

    @Monkeyrash:


    Just Facebook? That's why I don't do certain portions of life.

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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    01/15/09

    In reply to Thousands Die in Facebook Burger Massacre
    I'm going to rate all my friends on a scale of what sort of burger it takes to kill them. Top of the scale: Prune's lamb/beef on an english muffin. Bottom of the scale, White Castle, no cheese.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    01/15/09

    @alexmg2420: I concur!


    @hamburgerhotdog: Pfffffttttt!!

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    01/15/09

    In reply to Thousands Die in Facebook Burger Massacre
    This is no way to honor the protein.
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    Image of harvey_wallpaper harvey_wallpaper
    01/15/09

    In reply to Thousands Die in Facebook Burger Massacre
    i still have a chip on my shoulder about the burger king kids club growing up. something like they ran out of club membership badges or something. honestly, i don't remember the cause of the beef (if you will), but i know i still avoid bk because of it.


    if it were chick-fil-a running this campaign, my facebook friends would have been slaughtered mercilessly.

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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    01/15/09

    @harvey_wallpaper: Chik-Fil-A is run by Christians. They'd never promote a campaign of murder. But I'd totes kill for them. In fact, I have. See above comment!
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    01/15/09

    @harvey_wallpaper: At least you belonged to something kind of cool... My dad signed me up to Stamp Hunters! And yeah, philatery is as bad as it sounds!
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    Image of harvey_wallpaper harvey_wallpaper
    01/15/09

    @StonedAndDethroned: haha. i was unaware of your comment. weird that we both would kill for them. proves their yumminess, i think.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    01/15/09

    @harvey_wallpaper:


    But never on Sundays.


    Your efforts would be wasted.

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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    01/15/09

    In reply to Thousands Die in Facebook Burger Massacre
    This is like the time I invited my friends over for dinner, poisoned them, took their money, and went to Chik-Fil-A and had, like, 7 chicken sandwiches and a gallon of diet lemonade.
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    01/15/09

    @StonedAndDethroned: Totally worth it. That lemonade is awesome.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/15/09

    @StonedAndDethroned: live fast, die young, stay pretty.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    01/15/09

    @StonedAndDethroned: THEY HAVE HANDSPUN MILKSHAKES NOW! Also, no better chicken sandwich exists, all others are just pure copies. Blasphemy! McDonald's Southern Chicken Sandwich, my ass.
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    Image of ADismalScience ADismalScience
    01/15/09

    In reply to Thousands Die in Facebook Burger Massacre
    This app was genius. You could remove tons of people that you care less about and then go enjoy a tasty burger at their expense. Removing it is like banning short sales.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    01/15/09

    @ADismalScience: HA! I love a good analogy.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    01/15/09

    In reply to Thousands Die in Facebook Burger Massacre
    I liked the iPhone Big Massacre app better anyway. Kill your children, get a Big Mac.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    01/08/09

    In reply to Destroy Friends, Earn Fast Food
    I like the fact that they are introducing innocent, never had this artery clogging fried shit, people to Whoppers and Big Mac for the "purest" of taste tests.


    That just smacks as no fucking morals to me. It's reprehensible you fucking hamburtards.

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    01/08/09

    In reply to Destroy Friends, Earn Fast Food
    I'm not sacrificing friends for anything less than an Arby's Jamocha shake.


    The King can get bent.

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    Image of sharpshinyclaws sharpshinyclaws
    01/08/09

    In reply to Destroy Friends, Earn Fast Food
    I'm sorry, I forget. Did you guys cover the Burger King perfume, Flame? [www.firemeetsdesire.com]


    I do not "like" the Angry Whopper, but I am a big fan of the idea of assigning emotions to fast food burgers.

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    Image of DrGirlfriend DrGirlfriend
    01/08/09

    @sharpshinyclaws: Me too. My current favorites are the Self-Defeating Bic Mac, with a side of large No One Will Ever Love Me Fries and a tub of At Least Food Doesn't Care What I Look Like Coke.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    01/08/09

    In reply to Destroy Friends, Earn Fast Food
    For every person that gets a free Whopper, wouldn't it just serve to piss off the 10 or 15 people who got axed by BK's ad campaign? If I got one of those messages I'd be all... "Fuck off, The King, I'm going to Chick Fil-A."
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    Image of DrGirlfriend DrGirlfriend
    01/08/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: That's true. The seeds of discontent that BK is sowing could have terrible consequences down the road. They know now what they do.
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    Image of tunamelt tunamelt
    01/08/09

    In reply to Destroy Friends, Earn Fast Food
    ******** likes you but loves the WHOPPER®. ********* sacrificed you for a free burger at WHOPPER® Sacrifice. 2 seconds ago
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    Image of tunamelt tunamelt
    01/08/09

    @tunamelt: And yes, there is a flame graphic.
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