If you have ever wondered to yourself, "Why do movies exist?" well, here is your answer: To provide a medium for Nicolas Cage to completely, utterly lose his shit, as he does, over and over, in this clip.

Nevermind that Obama's "pay Czar" will be slashing executive compensation at firms that received bailout money from the Feds. Daily Show "Resident Expert" John Hodgman wants CEO's blood—or at least their heads covered with bees.