Cher performed on live television for the first time in over 10 years on Tuesday night's live finale of The Voice. She moaned over a backing track on her comeback single...blah blah blah...the real story was her wig. Sorry, wigs.

After 37 months of pregnancy, America's most fashionable country bumpkin Jessica Simpson has given life to a baby girl. Welcome to the world, Maxwell Drew Johnson. Countless farts and pairs of Spanx preceded your arrival.

Devil's Night, also known as Halloween, is just around the corner and I'll bet you need a costume. No, you can't wear all black and go as a Beatnik again this year. You need a real costume. And here it is.

On The Wendy Williams Show, Wendy and NYC-based chef Christopher Sell deep fry one of Wendy's wigs. The result is an amorphous brown blob. Hopefully after the show a production assistant will be forced to eat it.

In his new book The Zeroes: My Misadventures in the Decade Wall Street Went Insane, former magazine editor Randall Lane describes how Travolta's assistants freely admitted their employer's hair was fake when they demanded Lane's magazine redo a cover shoot.

Producer extraordinaire Phil Spector killed somebody and went to jail and now he's not allowed to wear his wig. How unfortunate for everyone involved. Click through for Spector, be-wigged:

Here's some clear-cut evidence that Sarah Palin's chances are fading fast: Palin wigs at Sheitel.com have been slashed by $100! [Sheitel.com via Clusterstock]

Hey! There's this really fun website called HairMixer where you can take one celeb's hair and put it on another celeb's head and it looks really, really funny. This is one of Owen Wilson with Pink's hair. It's so fun in fact, that we're going to run a contest! Make your own and send it to me. After we get enough,…