800-Pound Alligator "Godzilla" Dragged From Shopping Center, Tied Up In Pink Ribbons
An 800-pound alligator minding his own business at a Texas shopping center was accosted, lassoed, and paraded around in bawdy finery like a common tramp in Houston this week.
Snowy Owl That "Enchanted" Washington DC Hit By Washington DC Bus
This strange and savage American winter has produced many oddities, and the appearance of Snowy Owls from the Arctic Circle has been the only delight in a season of ice and gloom. And then a Washington DC bus struck a beloved white owl a block away from the White House Rose Garden.
Wildlife Hunter and Former Mayor Killed By Hunting Trap
A local politician and wildlife hunter was shot and killed by a hunting trap in the remote mountains of the Philippines, making him the fourth human victim of the "improvised shotgun traps" now used by hunters in the high-elevation forests 250 miles north of Manila.
A lion is reportedly on the loose in the Tampa Bay area after escaping from a non-profit exotic animal sanctuary. Its whereabouts are unknown, but if it can find a lamb to lay down with, we can get these End Times rolling.
You Have No Idea What Kind of Fish You're Eating
Do you know what kind of fish you're eating? Let's be very honest about the average American's palate: the average American is unable to distinguish a banana from a deep-fried Oreo cookie in a blind taste test. It is perhaps too much to expect the average American to be able to distinguish between perch and flounder.…
There's a Zebra Chasing a Pony Around Staten Island and No One Knows Where They Came From
Well, there was: It seems the zebra has since been apprehended.
Watch a Penguin Turn to a Life of Crime
Next week, the BBC will debut a series about animal life in the Arctic and Antarctic called Frozen Planet. In this preview clip, male members of an Adelie penguin colony in Antarctica gather stones to build nests while competing for lady penguins in the process. But as you'll see, not all of them do it honestly.
Famous Penguin Ditches Surveillance, Goes Rogue
Remember that emperor penguin that somehow turned up on the shores of New Zealand after getting lost off the coast of Antarctica? Besides giving it the least original name of all time (Happy Feet? Seriously?), conservasionists set the penguin free on September 4, and were monitoring its progress with a satellite…
Giant Eagles 'Could Target Children'
The Scottish government recently imported 14 sea eagles from Norway, to reintroduce the giant bird of prey into the wilds of Scotland. Unfortunately, they chose areas not quite wild enough, according to the Scottish Gamekeepers Association, which is calling for an inquiry into the feathered monsters with wingspans of…
The Time Rupert Murdoch Saw a Freaking Peacock
Rupert Murdoch came outside his NYC apartment building, looked up, saw a peacock, and was like,
Avoid Lions Right After a Full Moon
Planning a safari anytime soon? If so, you might want to check out the results of a new study in the journal Public Library of Science ONE before you go. The extensive research shows that African lions are far more likely to eat you after dusk on the day following a full moon. Or, in more scientific terms, lions are…
Long Lost, Possibly Lickable Toad Found
The last time anyone saw a Sambas stream toad, also called the Bornean rainbow toad, was back in 1924 on the island of Borneo. Then last month, researchers from Sarawak Malaysia University found and photographed three of them living in trees in a remote forest on Borneo. How fascinating! And what an important…

