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    Madonna Killed Slightly Injured! in Horseback Riding Accident
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    04/20/09

    In reply to Madonna Killed Slightly Injured! in Horseback Riding Accident
    what is that on her arm in the photo
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    04/19/09

    In reply to Madonna Killed Slightly Injured! in Horseback Riding Accident
    Richard, I'm amazed at how accurately you described Southampton Hospital. It's a band-aid station, and they've been coasting since Jackie was born there in..yore.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    04/19/09

    In reply to Madonna Killed Slightly Injured! in Horseback Riding Accident
    Diana Ross had a child with Motown founder Berry Gordy, so um, yep, I believe it. I want a book deal for writing obvious crap too, dammit!
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    04/19/09

    @VoxPopuli: Yeah, if that doesn't put you in line at Motown, nothing will. It's old news, plenty of acts didn't get their propers at Motown. The only thing that kept it being even more of a tragedy was the fact that Ross was actually good at what she did.
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    04/19/09

    In reply to Madonna Killed Slightly Injured! in Horseback Riding Accident
    It's all just part of the Madonna stations of the cross: Madonna falls from the horse for a second time.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    04/19/09

    In reply to Madonna Killed Slightly Injured! in Horseback Riding Accident
    who is this madonna person
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    Image of Worst Spelling Ever Worst Spelling Ever
    04/19/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart: I know you are a n00b so let me show you how it is done.


    What is this Madonna you speak of? Bring it to me!


    Now you know and if you are 18 and have a jockstrap email me your pic.


    Other than that I'm done here.

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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    04/20/09

    @Worst Spelling Ever: ohai kthnxbai
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    04/19/09

    In reply to Madonna Killed Slightly Injured! in Horseback Riding Accident
    I don't get all the negative attention focused on Matthew McConaughey.


    From where I sit, the guy is clearly living the dream, which is 100% admirable all by itself. Plus he was Wooderson in Dazed and Confused.


    Our inability to celebrate this guy's accomplishments makes me wonder about us as a culture -- much more than, say, the economic meltdown does. Are we all just fun- (and herb-) hating scolds who desire nothing more than to have our inner frustrations and crises acted out by public figures? Are we completely unable to appreciate simple pleasures such as a colorful sunset, a warm breeze, and a well-earned icy drink at the end of a long day?


    Plus I understand the ladies are able to appreciate this guy for one or two additional things that I haven't mentioned.

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    04/19/09

    In reply to Madonna Killed Slightly Injured! in Horseback Riding Accident
    Ok fuck it. I'm going to be Weekend Editor whether you like it or not.


    Richard. Would it kill you to put a

    between each graph so it doesn't look like a goddamn block of cheese?


    Other than that the content was funny. Can't say anything about spelling because I was looking at a mountain of 0's and 1's with no real breaks and my eyes got tired.

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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    04/19/09

    @Worst Spelling Ever: @Worst Spelling Ever: You have to admit that all this comment stuttering is pretty funny considering your original comment was something bitchy about formatting.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    04/19/09

    @Worst Spelling Ever: Hey, what do you have against blocks of cheese? Delicious!
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    04/19/09

    In reply to Madonna Killed Slightly Injured! in Horseback Riding Accident
    Maybe Madonna can ride Sarah Jessica Parker for a little while.
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    04/19/09

    @El Matardillo: Cue angry Jezebel commentariat in 3... 2... 1...
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    Image of cellardoor cellardoor
    04/19/09

    @VTBen: And again, this hackneyed Jezebel ref is trite, overplayed, and immensely unoriginal. Almost as bad as the Jezebliennes still commenting in LOLCat, but not quite. Enough already.
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    04/19/09

    @VTBen: Someone got disemvowelled at Jez yesterday for making that joke. Seriously.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    04/19/09

    @cellardoor: You know, what they really should do is have a once a week free-for-all open thread for both sites to really have it out.
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    04/19/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: I'll be there - armed
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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    04/19/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Last night's Jezebel/Deadspin crossover episode was pretty interesting.
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