Biden was the most inscrutable choice, ever, for VP. Instead of "change" Obama brought out an old hack, who had trouble with both truth telling, even during the campaign, and with inserting his foot into his mouth. Oh, to know what kind of negotiation that was, to get him on the ticket---except, perhaps to allay terrified old white guys who feared a woman and a (half)black man on the ticket would bring on the apocalypse. #joebiden
apparently I am in the minority, but I love Joe Biden! I think he's like the lovable Steve Urkel of the White House. He comes in, says stupid stuff, knocks shit over, and is like "Did I do that?" Oh Joe. #joebiden
Joe Biden is everything thats wrong and fucked up with congress. This dope won his seat in the Senate when he was 29 and has never had another job until being VP. He has learned about as much about how the country works from his perch in DC as Palin learned about Russia from staring at it. He is walking proof we need term limits.
And he doesn't drink. I don't trust people who don't drink, unless they've already been alcoholics. #joebiden
@Motoko Kusanagi: From where I'm standing, it would appear to be a positive correlation. It's a good day when I get tripped up by fewer than five unresponsive scripts, infinite waits for comments to load or what have you. #joebiden
@Motoko Kusanagi: Oh yeah, I didn't mean to quibble. I agree that the site gets fancier all the time, but features seem to break often. I should have added before that it could well be my OS and browser causing headaches most readers don't experience. And in all fairness, I haven't been reading long enough to judge contemporary content against the past. #joebiden
Not sure what point you're trying to make, Amrita... that you think Cheney's worldview makes some sense? That Cheney was initially popular, before everything he did brought his popularity rating to a low of 28%? I love it that Biden is willing to call a moron a moron. This is a ridiculous post. #joebiden
Oh, and if you're trying to poke fun at Vice Prez Biden for weeping during the debate when he spoke about his first wife and baby daughter who died, well then, that's just messed up. #joebiden
@Conchie Birdie: One might argue that it was the worst kind of political hackdom for him to bring them up expressly to show his "empathy" side and try to squeeze a tear out of his plastic-surgeryized eye slots. #joebiden
I'm absolutely NOT a supporter of ANYTHING Dick says... but, Good Lawwd, Biden, Bin Laden will always BE a part of the issue. I'm sorry, I guess if you had the prez saying this I could understand... but, uh, Joe? Nope.
That being said, why are we posting crap from Fox News anyway - I thought we weren't supposed to take this stuff seriously? #joebiden
I'd hate to be stalkerish towards Franco i.e.- any girl who's currently a student at Columbia/Barnard, but I'd totally have a love scene with Franco rewritten if I had the pull. Shit, I'd make the movie, like, Last Tango In Paris intense.
@Beausoleil: Nobody pimps out their dead parents like the Big Whites. And hey, he's got to pay for the upbringing and education of his non-recognized son, too.
@BookishLatkeish: That (paying for the kid he fathered outside of his marriage and is now ignoring) is why he stepped down from writing for National Review. He still has an ownership stake in the magazine, and probably feared that if he didn't immediately get out of the spotlight that they'd lose many subscribers and he'd lose a lot of money.
As I remember, he was initially outed as an adulterer back in 1998 or so, around the time Clinton was under fire for sticking the cigar in Monica.
Am I the only one who really, really doesn't get the A-Rod/Madonna thing? I mean, he's young and while I think he's gross I can see where many, many women would think he's hot. Whereas Madonna peaked 15 years ago and is now weirdly stringily muscley with absolutely nothing soft or feminine about her anymore. She should be with someone else old and past their prime -- Harrison Ford, maybe.
I dunno, I guess to each his own, but I just can't wrap my brain around this.
@SaraRueful: When I was growing up I thought Madonna was hot, now she just seems like the kind of old rich lady that would aggressively grab the pool boy's balls while she sips her martini.
@SaraRueful: They're a very mis-matched couple to me, too. It almost causes me to wonder if they really are a couple or if this is a publicity stunt. Only, I can't quite figure out what this does to bolster his career.
@SaraRueful: For all his prodigious talent and success, Alex Rodriguez always struck me as incredibly insecure and self-conscious. He needs validation and he needs to prove to himself and the world that he's really made it. Madonna, on the other hand, is trying not to be an irrelevant has-been. I think in this case, they're trophies for each other. [/armchair psychoanalysis]
Evidently Brittany didn't just lip-synch, she pretended to MIME! I'd be upset too if I had to watch her don white face paint and pretend she has trapped in a glass box.
I love Britney, but I could honestly give a shit whether she lip syncs or not. All I care about is that she looks hot, dances well and creates lyrics that bore into my libido.
She lips syncs in her videos too - but I'm still happy to watch her in a red skintight catsuit singing "I'm not that innocent" time and time again.
I mean, seriously, do straight women or gay men care if Ricky Martin lip syncs?
Does it matter if Wentworth Miller can really break out of prison or if Jack Bauer can stop Albanian terrorists?
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WeepyVP JoeAnd he doesn't drink. I don't trust people who don't drink, unless they've already been alcoholics. #joebiden
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WeepyVP JoeEither this new crop of staff writers is utterly fucked, or the editorial direction has taken a nosedive, or both.
Is there some negative correlation between the quality of stories and the quality of AJAX/CSS? #joebiden
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WeepyVP JoeThat being said, why are we posting crap from Fox News anyway - I thought we weren't supposed to take this stuff seriously?
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As I remember, he was initially outed as an adulterer back in 1998 or so, around the time Clinton was under fire for sticking the cigar in Monica.
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I dunno, I guess to each his own, but I just can't wrap my brain around this.
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She lips syncs in her videos too - but I'm still happy to watch her in a red skintight catsuit singing "I'm not that innocent" time and time again.
I mean, seriously, do straight women or gay men care if Ricky Martin lip syncs?
Does it matter if Wentworth Miller can really break out of prison or if Jack Bauer can stop Albanian terrorists?
Entertainment is about good looking illusions.
And, there's nothing wrong with that.
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