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Ambushing Bill O'Reilly's Ambusher

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bjonston
04/24/09

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I wish I could be of help, Gawker, but the last time I saw Jesse B. Waters he had his dick stuck in a small hole in a wall of the girls' locker room at a fat camp we attended together in the summer of 1986, in upstate New York. The little porker thought it would be funny to show the girls his pecker. Needless to say nobody liked him then. And I see he still hasn't grown up. What a fuckwit.
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John Cook
04/24/09

@bjonston: If you really knew him plz email me: john@gawker.com
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The Cajun Boy
04/24/09

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This is beyond awesome John. It's so long overdue for someone to do this. Bravo!
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CliveAutomedon
04/24/09

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I've worked with Noelle before. I work in television in Philadelphia. I think I even have a picture of her husband on the field at an Eagles game. Other than that, I can't help. good luck!
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John Cook
04/24/09

@CliveAutomedon: Send the pic! john@gawker.com
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James Del
04/24/09

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This is epic.

Isn't it NY state law that only one party needs to know about the recording of a conversation? Meaning you can't wiretap two parties, but if you're knowingly recording your own conversation, then there's no need to inform the other person.

That was my understanding at least, I could be full of shit though.
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Kirth
04/24/09

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DAMN!!

Put a little rouge on Ailes and he's a HOTTY!!

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Kirth
04/24/09

@Kirth:

...or is that just a coy little blush?

Roger FIERCE!!

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PrincessKashmir
04/24/09

@Kirth: Would it be impolite for me to ask who or what are you?
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TRexstasy
04/24/09

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YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Get em, Gawker!!

Have you ever looked up in the sky and seen a little sparrow harassing the shit out of a big hawk? The sparrow darts in and out while all the big, less maneuverable bird can do is try and hurry out of the sparrow's territory. This is like that except with extra awesome sauce.

"I look up to the little bird that flies across the sky..."
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Smitros
04/24/09

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Ballsy.
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Accidental Billionaire
04/24/09

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Not to be a pussy.

But is this shit legal?
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Accidental Billionaire
04/24/09

@Widget Economist: Wait. If Gawker were to get in trouble, imagine what would be in line for Watters. LOL.
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MisterHippity
04/24/09

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Ooh, I'm so proud! It was my comment here ([gawker.com]) that tipped you off to this idea, wasn't it?

(Just say "yes," Gawker, even if that isn't true ... c'mon, humor me.
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GuyBitchy
04/24/09

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I like where this is going.
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belltolls
04/24/09

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While we are waiting for footage of Jesse Watters sneaking out a window or something did you notice that he looks alot like Scott Baio? Not John: he looks alot like Trotsky...which is not a bad thing, at all.
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bluebears
04/24/09

@belltolls: yes! put the wire rimmed glasses on him, and done.
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MrInBetween
04/24/09

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I applaud this mission, but aren't ambushes, by definition, supposed to be a surprise? Your target is probably holed up right now in one of Bill-O's S&M-dungeon/safe houses.
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iplaudius
04/24/09

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I am 100% behind this effort. Golden Rule, Mom’s Ethical Theory, etc.
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Aaron Altman
04/24/09

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"Bill? Hi Bill, it's Jesse Watters, listen, can we have one of our old Blackwater friends perch themselves up on an adjacent rooftop with a Nerf gun and take out the Gawker dude waiting outside my house with a camera? Yeah, I don't know what's going on out there, but I really need to get to work today. Thanks Mr. O'Reilly, you're the best!"
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resipsaloquacious
04/24/09

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It's ok, John. Lots of people have trouble growing the hair between the moustache and the lower mouth/chin area.

Not me, mind you. I am an Old Spice man.
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BadUncle
04/24/09

@resipsaloquacious: Which I read as "Old Man" Spice, the forgotten Spice Girl.
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