This drought is bad for weed but good for wine. What a bourgeois drought.
Who Cares If Someone Sold Counterfeit Wine?
Uh oh, big scandal the in the world of Le Bordeaux ("wine"): influential "wine collector" Rudy Kurniawan has been arrested by real live FBI agents and charged with fraud for attempting to auction off more than 100 bottles of wine (for more than $1.3 million) about whose provenance he lied. Can you imagine? Some…
How to Choose a Wine for the Holidays
Christmas weekend is upon us, and if you're not already drunk you probably should be soon. But how? The Wall Street Journal's Wine section has some recommendations. But so do we! Try some of these great selections for a perfect holiday
Our tasters noticed strong hints of "wine" and an undercurrent of "like, red…Professional Wine Snob in Booze Junket Payola Scandal
Scandal in the rarefied and ultimately self-satisfied and pointless world of high-end wine reviewing! Jay Miller has stepped down from his job as a wine reviewer for Robert Parker's Wine Advocate, a wine publication which is considered very well-well-well by the la-dee-da set. Miller says his departure has been…
Wine Crash Makes Liquor Store See Red
Here's a 78-foot shelving unit suddenly becoming detached from its anchoring wall and causing 6,810 bottles of wine and champagne to crash to the floor—producing a blood-red flood of broken glass and squandered hangover opportunities. Reps from Superior Discount Liquors of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, which hosted this…
AC/DC Gets Into the Wine Game
Not quite sure what to make of this one, but the AC/DC brand is diversifying:
Now You Can Buy a Wine Rack for Your Bike
Hipsters love bikes. They also love wine. But because stuffing a bottle of red in your messenger bag before pedaling down to the park for a picnic is totally déclassé, it hasn't been possible to marry the two. Until now, that is. Etsy user oopsmark is now offering a "Bicycle Wine Rack," which is described thusly:
Drunk Americans Choke Down More Wine than France
Freedom fries and foreign beer for everyone: in 2010—for the first time ever, according to some dubious industry association that may or may not be trustworthy—the USA consumed more wine than the hated French. Sure, big party.
Alcohol Bottle-Smashing Epidemic Hits U.S.
There are so many reasons to have security cameras in liquor stores—for security, obviously, but, maybe more importantly, to capture those life-affirming moments when dozens of bottles fall to the floor and shatter in an indescribably satisfying way.
A Holiday We Can Get Behind: National Drink Wine Day
Someone decided that today, February 18, is National Drink Wine Day. And here we thought every day was National Drink Wine Day. If holidays are made so easily, I hereby declare tomorrow National Buy Brian Moylan a Sandwich Day. Yum!
Starbucks Cup Great For Alcoholics
Starbucks' new "Trenta" size coffee cup can hold an entire bottle of wine. And already does, for some of you.
Walmart Wants to Install Wine Vending Machines
Noting their success at other grocery stores, Pittsburgh-area Walmart wonder emporiums are petitioning for permission to install self-serve wine kiosks that require an ID swipe and a breathalyzer. Makes sense, given Walmart's large and demanding wine-connoisseur/oenophile client base. Mm, Walmart-wine.
Wine Companies Have Some Wine That You Broke Dumb Kids Will Love
All-too-sober wine marketing mavens have their eyes on the wine drinkers of the future: The "Millennials," a.k.a. you, probably. Don't be intimidated, young Four Loko-swillers. The wine industry is going to make this whole thing very easy for you.
