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Lizawithazee
04/09/09

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No comments flooding in at 4:20?
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GuyBitchy
04/09/09

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I knew it!

Fuck the government devils and pharmafacists who have kept Jah's plant down through tyranny and persecution.

Dem Babylon gwan fall.
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DennyCrane
04/09/09

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Jim Anchower approves.
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HiredGoons
04/09/09

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Uh... wait, what?
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lawyergay
04/09/09

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My aunt died from a glioblastoma last year. Unfortunately, she was too much of a Pat Robertson-loving closed minded right wing Christianist moron to ever even consider smoking weed as therapy. But I know that she's looking down from...wait. Nope! Her body's just decomposing in a cemetery somewhere in North Carolina.
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bluebears
04/09/09

@lawyergay: god bless those Pagans...
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PaisleyPajamas
04/09/09

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More good news for the ganj.

Today might be a good day to shop for my Obama Chia Pet. The moment it's legal to grow, I want to be all ready for starter plants.

/sarcasm
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The Real JR
04/09/09

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Wait- I refute this with the fact that Bob Marley died from some weird, mysterious toe cancer... or something.
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The Real JR
04/09/09

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I'l take 420 cc's
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Aaron Altman
04/09/09

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So the announcement of Kal "Kumar" Penn joining the Obama administration is just a coincidence, right?
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metoometoo
04/09/09

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I don't understand why these types of posts always take such a scornful, belittling tone. These findings have been replicated in a number of studies dating back to the 70s, and yet a potential cure for cancer is constantly dismissed thanks to this type of baseless stigmatization.
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Hamilton Nolan
04/09/09

@metoometoo: If there's one thing we must not joke about, it's weed.
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Mount_Prion
04/09/09

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Yeah *sss* but...like, man, you know *sfff* *cough* they, they gonna sweep this under the rug, man. *Sfffft* Like, *fffft* the cancer industry is too strong, man, too strong. And you know the pigs are on their side. *cough*
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RonMwangaguhunga
04/09/09

@Mount_Prion: *Pfffftt* And they use the black planes *Pffffft*, always with the black planes *pffft*
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HiredGoons
04/09/09

@RonMwangaguhunga: and cattle mutilations, you know, to distract the masses.
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ChillbearLatrigue
04/09/09

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Is anyone seriously against the legitimate medicinal use of cannabis? We have people turning into zombies because of prescription oxycotyn and no one bats an eyelid.

I don't smoke weed and am a perfectly law abiding citizen. However, I have a relative with brain cancer in Florida. I'll have to look up their medical marijuana laws. Maybe it's legal. If not, I'll be hitting the local street to score an "elbow." Do kids still say that?
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bluebears
04/09/09

@ChillbearLatrigue: On Jezebel last week there was a long thread of people saying that those who smoke weed are "immoral" because they are supporting the Mexican drug cartels.
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Mount_Prion
04/09/09

@ChillbearLatrigue: To be fair, both zombies and oxycotyn are quite trendy right now.
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Paul_Is_Drunk
04/09/09

@bluebears: And who ships there stuff from Mexico, anyway? Maybe we just get spoiled on the West Coast.
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bluebears
04/09/09

@Paul_Is_Drunk: and sorry I realize thats not per se about medical marijuana, I'm just still somewhat shocked at the vehemence of it all.
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metoometoo
04/09/09

@bluebears: I think that prohibition is immoral because it supports the Mexican drug cartels.

I buy locally grown, ethically sourced weed, anyway.
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bluebears
04/09/09

@metoometoo: I posed the question, oh so you support legalization? but no, because its a horrible addiction apparently. puzzling.
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HiredGoons
04/09/09

@Paul_Is_Drunk: Vermonters proudly grow their own - or ship it down from Canada!
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misslinda
04/09/09

@ChillbearLatrigue: No sweetie, Florida is Jeb Bush country, and them drugs are outlawed.

@Almostbanned: At least you got to have one, if even for a little while *sniffle*
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sirjohnoldcastle
04/09/09

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Please, please, please be true.
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bytememehard
04/09/09

@sirjohnoldcastle: Dood, of course it's true. I've been smoking weed for years and years an voila, no cancer!
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xhack
04/09/09

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Are they sure it's THC and not one of the ingredients found in Cool Ranch Doritos that kills the cancer cells?
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mfnher
04/09/09

@xhack: I just found out last weekend that they discontinued the monster tacos at jack in the box. I only eat them twice a year, but I was pissed. No explanation.
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nolongerinacubiclestillawhore
04/09/09

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Suh-weed. So should I tell the doctor in Venice I'm going to (to get that medical card) that I have brain cancer? Oh wait, he's a weed doctor in Venice. Nevermind.
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tunamelt
04/09/09

@nolongerinacubiclestillawhore: I can't believe I haven't gone and complained of severe menstrual cramps or anxiety, yet. Apparently it's super easy.
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