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behrens
08/01/09

In reply to Dick Joke Involving Child-Rearing Expert Tom Cruise Gets Funnier
re: item 4 (beyonce's ass). A friend of mine ran into and "bought drinks for" (I'm just the messenger here) Jay-Z at Rockstar Bar in Williamsburg (the one that smells awful and has a plaster mermaid). I guess he showed up there one night last November (around Thanksgiving, presumably assuming it'd be pretty quiet)

Turns out before it turned into a PBR vending machine, that place was one of Hov's haunts. You know like "back in the day" and all that.

They got a buck hunter machine I'm pretty sure.
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seyswho
08/01/09

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New York is Gamorrah? I would have thought Sodom.
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jackvinyl
08/01/09

In reply to Dick Joke Involving Child-Rearing Expert Tom Cruise Gets Funnier
Shotgun Stories is incredible - especially as a first time film - but Nichols isn't DGG's longtime DP, that would be Tim Orr.

However, they are all buddies.
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tribalpottery
08/01/09

In reply to Dick Joke Involving Child-Rearing Expert Tom Cruise Gets Funnier
Sebastian Stan, Leighton Meester's boyfriend, is definitely a great actor and not to mention absolutely gorgeous. I highly recommend watching him on unfortunately low rated and cancelled NBC show "Kings".

http://www.hulu.com/kings
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lionboy
08/01/09

@tribalpottery: I knew "Kings" was too good to last from the moment it was put on the schedule. Still, I was seriously hooked and Sebastian Stan was a major reason why.
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tribalpottery
08/01/09

@lionboy: Wasn't he freaking brilliant on "Kings"?! If the show's ratings did better, he would've definitely been nominated for an Emmy. He was like a male version of Elizabeth Moss from "Mad Men": striving heir apparent in an unfair world. Anyone who could act on par and more than hold his own against the acclaimed Ian McShane of "Deadwood" definitely has some gravitas as an actor. That was one of the most complex portrayals of a gay character ever on television. I thought SS was visually cute before but the fact that he's SUCH a good actor is even sexier.
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tribalpottery
08/01/09

@lionboy: Loved this scene of Sebastian Stan's:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/62513/kings-king-silas-outs-jack#s-p3-st-i1
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lionboy
08/01/09

@tribalpottery: The best way I can describe it is mesmerizing.
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EastEndguy
08/01/09

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Awwww..."Buck Hunter" is a video game? Because I totally thought it was some sly underground slang for sex stuff, which made the item an awful lot more interesting, frankly.
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itsthereal
08/01/09

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I'd definitely watch a sitcom called Showbiz Spy and Me. Then again, I'd definitely watch a lot of things.
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ShanghaiLil
08/01/09

@itsthereal: Even if it involved Perez Hilton and his love-interest/sidekick Bobby Trendy?
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itsthereal
08/01/09

@ShanghaiLil: If I say no, is that a hate crime?
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oopsidoo
01/28/09

In reply to Gold-Digging Shrews Whine About Banker Mates
I love this story. It seems that for the upper and upper middle classes the recession has been nothing but a great wake up call to what really matters, cutting off spoiled parasitic adult children, and bitches like these losing their money sources. I just wonder what I was missing out when I dated a couple of bankers and a trust fund baby. Never got any of these perks and never occurred to me to ask. Clearly, i'm an idiot! Good thing i got an education and a stable, good paying career as a consolation prize.
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GuyBitchy
01/28/09

In reply to Gold-Digging Shrews Whine About Banker Mates
I'd really really like to think this is a carefully-staged PR ploy to create interest in an inevitable book.

Otherwise so many memorials and only so many flowers to send--how does one prioritize among feminism romance humanity and self-awareness?
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Hydroceph
01/28/09

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Hey none of that. Shallow grasping heartless bitches need love too.
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cockfightbarmitzvah
01/28/09

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"The economic crisis came home to Megan Petrus early last year when her boyfriend proved to be more concerned about helping a laid-off colleague than comforting Ms. Petrus after her father had a heart attack."

So this economic crisis has finally forced these ding-a-lings to finally realize they've been dating soulless assholes all these years? Sounds like that's the one good thing about this whole mess but I guess once the money starts rolling in again their collective amnesia will return.
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City_Dater
01/28/09

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Bringing a delicious new layer of meaning to "you get what you pay for."

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sassypants
01/28/09

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How does it go? It's not whoring if you do it for free?
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hamburgerhotdog
01/28/09

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"We put two and two together and figured out that it was the economy not us"

Um I think a movie just came out that you may be interested in seeing ladies. And yes it's you. It really and truly is you.
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hamburgerhotdog
01/28/09

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Ironically I'm a lady in finance and I only attract complete scrubs who are way too young for me.

But then again I wouldn't date a banker either.
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tobaccoflower
01/28/09

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ugh! i just went to the actual blog...

"Are you or someone you love dating a banker? If so we are here to support you through these difficult times. Dating A Banker Anonymous (DABA) is a safe place where women can come together - free from the scrutiny of feminists- and share their tearful tales of how the mortgage meltdown has affected their relationships. DABA Girls was started by two best friends whose relationships tanked with the economy. Not knowing what else to do we did what frustrated but articulate girls have done since the beginning of time - we started a blog. So if your monthly Bergdorf's allowance has been halved and bottle service has all but disappeared from your life lighten your heart with laughter and email your stories to dabagirls@gmail.com. Warning all stories sent will be infused with our own special brand of DABA Girl humor."
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