Rick Santorum, Big-Wig Producer of Unrated Westerns

Oh, Lord. Dispelling all dreams of the GOP dad-man's accomplished irrelevance, Rick Santorum's EchoLight Studios will premiere The Redemption of Henry Myers this Sunday on the Hallmark Movie Channel.

Rick Santorum, Big-Wig Producer of Unrated Westerns

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