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Owner of Apartment Hit by Lidle Plane Has Misfortunate History

Sometimes, the gods are tired of whispering that you should get the hell out of New York, and they raise their voices a bit — not once, but twice. Turns out that Kathleen Caronna, whose apartment bedroom was destroyed by the impact of Cory Lidle's plane, was also the same woman nearly killed by a rampaging six-story Cat in the Hat balloon during the 1997 Macy's Thanksgiving parade. (Not to be confused with the rampaging M&M balloon during the 2005 parade.) Caronna was in a coma for a month, though she eventually recovered and won an undisclosed but no doubt handsome settlement from Macy's. In a stroke of luck — or at least, less bad luck — Caronna wasn't home during the plane crash, though she was en route there. Perhaps it's time for a nice home in the country, with no tall buildings, aircraft, or parades. More »

3:10 PM on Fri Oct 13 2006
By Chris Mohney
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Latest by sock puppeteer: Let us know where she moves to. That's gonna be where Kim Jong Il sets off his next A-Bomb. I don't want to live within a thousand miles of her! more »