<![CDATA[Gawker: Woe]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gawker.com.png <![CDATA[Gawker: Woe]]> http://gawker.com/tag/woe http://gawker.com/tag/woe <![CDATA[ Truth ]]> Hannah Montana has a seven-figure book deal and you don't.

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Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:38:00 EDT Richard http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=382784&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Owner of Apartment Hit by Lidle Plane Has Misfortunate History ]]> kathy%20caronna%20cory%20lidle%20plane%20crash.jpgSometimes, the gods are tired of whispering that you should get the hell out of New York, and they raise their voices a bit — not once, but twice. Turns out that Kathleen Caronna, whose apartment bedroom was destroyed by the impact of Cory Lidle's plane, was also the same woman nearly killed by a rampaging six-story Cat in the Hat balloon during the 1997 Macy's Thanksgiving parade. (Not to be confused with the rampaging M&M balloon during the 2005 parade.) Caronna was in a coma for a month, though she eventually recovered and won an undisclosed but no doubt handsome settlement from Macy's. In a stroke of luck — or at least, less bad luck — Caronna wasn't home during the plane crash, though she was en route there. Perhaps it's time for a nice home in the country, with no tall buildings, aircraft, or parades.

2nd bolt from blue [NYDN]

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Fri, 13 Oct 2006 15:10:04 EDT Chris Mohney http://gawker.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=207443&view=rss&microfeed=true