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    Heidi Klum Is Way Too Fat to Be a Model
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    04/21/09

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    Wonder what the purpose of the mime holding the painting was?
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    04/21/09

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    This is Madonna calling for help after falling off the horse.
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    04/21/09

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    Rosie the Riveting Conversationalist?
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    04/21/09

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    This reminds me of that thing people do where they hold up album covers, mimicking the poses, and take pictures-- sleevefacing. Ask your grandma, kiddies.
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    04/21/09

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    Gosh. So luscious! I could eat those curls.
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    04/21/09

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    I'll take it. Wow, that's a beauty, never seen it before. de Lempicka is dismissed by most art historians as some frivolous society painter. But look at her skill with light, volume, color. There's a glam Deco melodrama to her best works that just seduces.
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    02/16/09

    In reply to Heidi Klum Is Way Too Fat to Be a Model
    Never in my years on this august site have I ever seen a post so completely soaked in the influence of a recently posted flickr photo:


    [www.flickr.com]

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    Image of FreddieBietzsche FreddieBietzsche
    02/16/09

    In reply to Heidi Klum Is Way Too Fat to Be a Model
    Also: Lilly Allen, till you have a rugrat of your own, shut the fuck up, pea brain.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    02/16/09

    @FreddieBietzsche: Point understood, and not bad, but kind of cold considering she was planning on having a rugrat of her own, told the whole world, and then miscarried.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    02/16/09

    @DahlELama: Life tip: one never gets in the way of ladies dispensing life advice. This ironically includes ladies dispensing life advice about other ladies dispensing life advice.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    02/17/09

    @FreddieBietzsche: Didn't she miscarry last year? An almost child almost counts, doesn't it?
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    02/16/09

    In reply to Heidi Klum Is Way Too Fat to Be a Model
    Meh, Klum is too big for most runway work, but then so is almost anyone who isn’s an anorexic teenager. Joop! was just spewing a tautology. I mean, Yoop! vass just schpewing a tao-tah-lo-ghee.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    02/16/09

    In reply to Heidi Klum Is Way Too Fat to Be a Model
    If Heidi would kindly get on my special scale, I can determine if she is too heavy. [insert sit on my face joke here]


    Also, there is a small patch of grass somewhere that has a great story to tell at parties.

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    02/16/09

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    Penelope Cruz is French?
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    Image of Kobayashi Maru Kobayashi Maru
    02/16/09

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    Excuse me, I'll be right back. Heidi Klum is beckoning me with her ass-cleavage.
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    02/16/09

    @Kobayashi Maru: Those grass stains are never coming out.
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    02/16/09

    @Kobayashi Maru: Are you going to Seal the deal?
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    02/16/09

    @bytememehard: I'd compare that joke to a Kiss From a Rose.
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