Advice For Wolves
Be careful.
Antiviral: Here's What's Bullshit on the Internet This Week
Here's a fun fact: 60 percent of all stories on the internet are created in a Hollywood studio by Jimmy Kimmel. Sorry, no, that's a lie—just like the little boy crossing the desert, the the sad Putin hockey photo, and the wolf in the Sochi hotel room. All of these stories took over the internet this week, and all of…
Wolf Attempts to Eat the Head of Extremely Cool Teen
An extremely cool Minnesota teen was startled over the weekend to discover a wolf attempting to eat him alive (starting with his brain), while he was just doing his own thing on a chill, romantic camping trip with his girlfriend.
Canadian Motorcyclist Chased for Nearly a Mile by "Massive" Wolf
Tim Bartlett, a mechanic from Alberta, Canada, was enjoying a long motorcycle ride down British Columbia's scenic Highway 93 when he spotted something unusual emerging from the woods: a massive wolf. And the wolf didn't just stand there – it chased Bartlett for nearly a mile, at times coming within ten feet of the…
Twilight's After Party Featured Live Wolves, Like a Dark Episode of My Super Sweet 16
For a group that claims to love animals, PETA sure does act jealous when some wolves get invited to a fancy celebrity party while its invite gets "lost" (up a butt).
Lions, Cheetahs, Apes Escape from Ohio Farm Where Owner Was Found Dead
As many as 48 "mature, very big, agressive" exotic animals—including lions, cheetahs, tigers, apes, wolves and bears—have escaped from a Ohio farm whose owner was found dead earlier today. On the bright side, school's been cancelled tomorrow!
George Clooney Involved in Horrifying Italian Sex Murders
Willingly involved! You never know a guy until you do, huh? Also today: A Ouija board movie directed by McG sure is going to be good, Camille Grammer is to retire on Frasier money, and Illeana Douglas news.
Observe These Wolves In Their Natural Habitat, A Russian Mall Parking Lot
Watch this brazen cameraman who gets within reach of two wolves on the hunt for food in, you guessed it, a parking lot. Seems the malnourished scamps got a hold of something tasty, but don't appreciate being taped. Video inside.
Cop Pulls Over Car, Then Jumps Inside to Avoid a Pack of Wolves
Here's something you don't see... ever. A Russian cop, busy patrolling a highway, pulls over a car because of a broken headlight. Soon thereafter, though, the cop jumps inside the car to avoid a giant pack of wolves. Video inside.
Wolverine Gets A Manicure
This Russian manicurist gets the surprise of her life when she is visited by an unusual client. Nothing wrong with a mutant taking good care of his cuticles.
