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    Image of Pinekatz Pinekatz
    07/10/09

    In reply to Your New Political Scandal Lexicon
    A pattern of generosity while hiking the Appalachian trail is always acceptable.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    07/10/09

    In reply to Your New Political Scandal Lexicon
    I am going to continue my pattern of generosity by eating some chocolate.
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    Image of God God
    07/10/09

    In reply to Your New Political Scandal Lexicon
    They should also stop asking me to fucking forgive them. I got better things to do with my time. I delegate that shit to Oprah.
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    Image of Mediahohoho Mediahohoho
    07/10/09

    In reply to Your New Political Scandal Lexicon
    "All shall be well and all shall be well and all manner of thing shall be well." -- Lady Julian of Norwich (after totally doing Jesus).
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    Image of MisterSun MisterSun
    07/10/09

    In reply to Your New Political Scandal Lexicon
    It should be mentioned that Republicans have been prolific contributors to our lexicon of non-verbal communication, too. For example, until Larry Craig I had no idea that exciting bathroom sex with a complete stranger was only a few foot-taps away!
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    07/10/09

    In reply to Your New Political Scandal Lexicon
    Salmon swim against the flow and they get eaten, Sarah. Something to think about.
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    07/10/09

    In reply to Your New Political Scandal Lexicon
    but what's the second biggest self of self?
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    07/10/09

    In reply to Your New Political Scandal Lexicon
    That "whole sparking thing" happens to many men who sharpen their penises against flint.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    04/02/09

    In reply to Everybody's Hating Voicemail Now!
    Voicemail is like telemarketing. You know when someone calls you and says, "Hi. Is this John Smith?" that it's a telemarketer, and you really never need to know what this person wants. The same can be said for the dolt who leaves you a voicemail. They obviously aren't in your inner circle enough to have your cell phone number or email address. Hell, you only have a home phone to weed out these jokers, and to find out how late you really are on your IO Digital cable bill.
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    Image of ADismalScience ADismalScience
    04/02/09

    In reply to Everybody's Hating Voicemail Now!
    I had tech disable my voicemail a while back. Bliss. I had approximated the effect previously by just letting it fill to the brim, which takes roughly a day.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    04/02/09

    In reply to Everybody's Hating Voicemail Now!
    I just want to urgently warn all of you that the warranty on your vehicle is about to expire. That's what voicemail seems to be for these days, to tell me this every single fucking day.


    But my Duesenberg's warranty expired around the time WW II did. Zing!, you horrid fuckers calling me unbidden.

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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    04/02/09

    @MisterHippity: Gah! You're ever closer to getting that microchip implanted. Then we'll all be like, "Hippity can read our thoughts! He's the Matrix! He's Mr. Smith! He's Mr. Smith!"


    Then you know…you'll have to create civilization again. So, yeah, everyone will have small facial features and live in front of a blue wall.

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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    04/02/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Er, this was meant for Hippity. Not sure how that happened. But Hell Yeah, @Baroness: that warranty thing is demonic. Won't die. Ever.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/02/09

    In reply to Everybody's Hating Voicemail Now!
    I consider listening so passe I've actually had my ears amputated.
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    04/02/09

    In reply to Everybody's Hating Voicemail Now!
    People arbitrarily deciding that they will only choose one method of communication IN THE WORKPLACE are lazy, entitled assholes. Hey, guess what.....there really are reasons for leaving voice mails and having actual telephonic voice communications with other humans. How are companies just allowing their employees to just hide behind email , text and Twitter? Interact however you want on your own time but in the office this is b.s.
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    Image of aurora*raby aurora*raby
    04/02/09

    In reply to Everybody's Hating Voicemail Now!
    I really don't care what you have to say to me. Now, that Do Not Disturb button is the most brilliant thing ever.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    04/02/09

    In reply to Everybody's Hating Voicemail Now!
    "This article was written by Audix."
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    04/02/09

    @Aaron Altman: Oh my god, Audix! Does that still exist?
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    04/02/09

    @SaraRueful: I only hear that woman's voice in my head. During business hours. ;-)
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    Image of britneyspearstears britneyspearstears
    04/02/09

    @Aaron Altman: "Please enter your password."
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