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    How Marissa Mayer's Stud Pumps Her Up

    The Workaholic Google Couple That Will Crush Your Spirit

    Workaholics: A Love Story

    Waggable: I'm spending more time with my family

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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    08/04/09

    In reply to How Marissa Mayer's Stud Pumps Her Up
    1:54 isn't at all bad for a hilly course for someone who runs in his/her free time -- like me. She also used good strategy and exercised self-control running the first half slowly so that she could have the energy to give it up at the end. But in truth anyone can complete the course around 1:50 this if they train regularly.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    07/21/09

    In reply to The Workaholic Google Couple That Will Crush Your Spirit
    These are the kind of people that have pre-purchased a cemetery plot and created a foundation that dispatches a technician weekly to test the ph levels and insure efficient decomposition.

    -- This has been "Your Morbid Moment" brought to you by Concerned Citizens Angry At The Too Successful
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    Image of PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA PICKLES_IN_MY_TUNA
    07/21/09

    In reply to The Workaholic Google Couple That Will Crush Your Spirit
    They're not workaholics, they're fucking MANIC!
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    Image of NerzzleintheVerzzle NerzzleintheVerzzle
    07/20/09

    In reply to The Workaholic Google Couple That Will Crush Your Spirit
    It's sad to think of these maniacal overachievers who are clearly so psychologically damaged they don't know when to relax. They must be scared to look the mirror and realize they are hollow shells full of nothing.
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    07/20/09

    In reply to The Workaholic Google Couple That Will Crush Your Spirit
    I'm kind of proud of myself for managing to hate someone after reading a mere 20 lines of text about them. That takes real talent, real commitment.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    07/20/09

    In reply to The Workaholic Google Couple That Will Crush Your Spirit
    Makes me think of this: "I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

    Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes."
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    Image of ChickyOnly ChickyOnly
    07/20/09

    @Lizawithazee: Guys in my high school did that all the time; it was no big deal.

    My schadenfreudy belief that this woman was single and sad has been shot. Off to the Coca-Cola for this weary, despondent woman.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/20/09

    In reply to The Workaholic Google Couple That Will Crush Your Spirit
    They give each other hand jobs with egg timers. "Zack, you signed up for it! Come right now!"
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    07/20/09

    @BookishLookish: Beautiful. Perhaps they stagger their 1 hour of sleep so that they might achieve each other's orgasm in the unconscious realm. Dream they're fucking blank cells in a spreadsheet, to the rhythm of a sine wave.

    Or perhaps they just dream of electric sheep.
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    07/21/09

    @BookishLookish, shostakobitch: His ejaculate flowed precisely forth into her MySQL database. Nanoseconds passed and he quickly closed the source of the runnel. Genesis. A cross-platform synergy was in ascension. Taking it deeper into the index, her eyes pleading for his love --> a function that seemed to be as constant as the blinking of a carrot on a command line --> 10101010.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    07/17/09

    In reply to Workaholics: A Love Story
    "I've learned how to cook." You tedious, boring rich children forever trying to convince the rest of us that you're just like us, yes, you crack my shit up. You are "featured" every day of your overprivileged lives, so do us all a favor and shut it.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    07/17/09

    In reply to Workaholics: A Love Story
    "I really don't mind having a calculator on my ass when we're doing it doggy-style. Some people won't understand, but I find Jared's utter dedication and tapping fingers a turn-on."
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    07/17/09

    @Baroness: That was damn funny. Or damned, if we're being proper.
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    Image of EleanorRigby EleanorRigby
    07/17/09

    In reply to Workaholics: A Love Story
    I think we've all set our phasers to Josh.
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    07/17/09

    In reply to Workaholics: A Love Story
    Please oh please tell me someone else remembers when she was shilling for that pasta-at-work thing? http://workinglunch.msn.com/#/homepage/2009-01-16V1182870/
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    07/17/09

    In reply to Workaholics: A Love Story
    By same industry, does she mean "real estate" or "nepotism"?
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/17/09

    In reply to Workaholics: A Love Story
    Can't wait to see how many points they rack up in Altarcations. Has anyone ever gotten a Googleplex before?
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    Image of pattycakes pattycakes
    07/17/09

    In reply to Workaholics: A Love Story
    I think the key phrase here is "We're both crazed."

    Because you'd have to be to have as much wealth and privilege as they do and still spend nights and Sundays working on your failing newspaper project instead of travelling the world enjoying life. [oh yes, Richard, we are crabby and single and spend our Sundays not working. But I can't afford the movies so I just go for walks.]
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    07/17/09

    In reply to Workaholics: A Love Story
    "Oh, he is just terribly successful and efficient in everything he does. Take sex, for example: I cannot tell you how many times I have woken up at 6:00 am and he is already using a towelette to clean me off. Efficient and courteous!"
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