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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/24/09

    In reply to Electro-Abs Really Work!
    So you get washboard abs but the rest of your body is still flabby and fat? That's a hot look.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/24/09

    In reply to Electro-Abs Really Work!
    As anyone who knows me can attest, I am an "As Seen on TV" junkie, therefore I bought one of these things ten years ago. Let me just say that anything that requires "transmittance gel" should really be used in a hospital setting under a trained professional's observation, otherwise, you could end up cooking your liver from the outside, or more frequently, causing a muscle spasm so great you almost break in half, wherein some "know it all" will say, "You could'a done that with a screwdriver and a light socket."
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    11/24/09

    In reply to Electro-Abs Really Work!
    When people across America are found slumped under the hoods of their cars with jumper cables attached to their belly buttons, they will have the WSJ to blame.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/24/09

    In reply to Electro-Abs Really Work!
    A better method of junk-development is a steady regimen of tantric kegels.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/03/09

    In reply to The War on Fat Is a Holy War
    Meanwhile, the hottest chain in Vangroover is Beard Papa's, a chain of creampuff joints. Giant creampuffs. Prepare yourselves. #fitness
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    11/03/09

    In reply to The War on Fat Is a Holy War
    Okay, as much as a cheeseball as this John Bozeman guy is, am I alone in think him hotter than Cooper Anderson's current rasher of bacon?

    Elf face and orc abs has me every time. #fitness
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    11/03/09

    In reply to The War on Fat Is a Holy War
    Ugh, I still find it ironic Gawker is running this story when it's advertising delicious Bacon Cheeseburgers from Wendys. How can I fight a war on fat when I have four delicious strips of applewood-smoked bacon on a fresh, never frozen all beef patty tempting me? #fitness
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/03/09

    In reply to The War on Fat Is a Holy War
    Guess those parents don't know a little lady named Denise Austin.

    Albeit, my buns, they don't feel nothin' like steel.
    #fitness
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    Image of Anrkist Anrkist
    11/03/09

    In reply to The War on Fat Is a Holy War
    You could really spice this one up if there was a video of headless fat people walking around. I'm sure the AP has countless hours of such footage. #fitness
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    Image of graceless graceless
    11/03/09

    In reply to The War on Fat Is a Holy War
    I thought it was a joke, an 8 year old who doesn't know how to ride a bike was a joke. The joke is those parents.

    No wonder the whole world is beating use at everything. #fitness
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/03/09

    @graceless: Bit early for Miller Time, no? #fitness
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/03/09

    In reply to The War on Fat Is a Holy War
    Fitness Made Fugly! Do it for Liiiiiiife! #fitness
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    11/04/09

    @BettyCrocker: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...! #fitness
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    Image of TheExperience TheExperience
    11/03/09

    In reply to The War on Fat Is a Holy War
    Personal trainer to yuppie parents: Your kid will walk to and from school every day, no longer eat goat cheese omelets for breakfast, and play with the neighborhood kids in a nearby park when they get home from school for at least an hour and a half daily. That'll be $5,000 please. #fitness
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    11/03/09

    @TheExperience: Goat cheese is bad for you? #fitness
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    11/03/09

    @ms_priestypants: I don't think it's bad for you, but it's generally wasted on kids. #fitness
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    11/03/09

    @Smitros: It is one of my major food groups and I always feel vaguely healthy eating it. I was afraid it was the new margarine. #fitness
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    11/03/09

    In reply to The War on Fat Is a Holy War
    Kennedy? Nononononono. CROWN Fried Chicken is the real enemy, Hamilton. #fitness
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    11/03/09

    In reply to The War on Fat Is a Holy War
    "Does this jihad make my ass look big?" #fitness
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    11/03/09

    @scroll_lock: There's just more of you for the 72 virgins to fight over in paradise.
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    Image of blix blix
    11/03/09

    @scroll_lock: For the last time, you're not fatwa. #fitness
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    11/03/09

    @blix: At least I still fit in the Ba'athtub. #fitness
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    11/03/09

    @skahammer: And they're all JFK Jr! #fitness
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    11/03/09

    @blix: Don't tell him I said so, but Yasser's getting Arafat. #fitness
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    11/03/09

    @scroll_lock: Well, as long as you remain Eid'l, you're not gonna get Fitr. #fitness
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    Image of blix blix
    11/03/09

    @scroll_lock: Don't be talking Shiite about Yasser. #fitness
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    11/03/09

    @scroll_lock: I've hadith with your negative attitudes on this issue. #fitness
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    11/03/09

    @skahammer: I choose to take the Bahai road and not engage in petty arguing. #fitness
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    11/03/09

    @blix: Halal I said was he was a tad chubs. Jeez. #fitness
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    11/03/09

    @rudi_freude: I've been trying to eat more Kurds so I won't whey so much. #fitness
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    11/03/09

    @scroll_lock: You're a hard habibti to break. #fitness
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    Image of CaptainSnarky CaptainSnarky
    11/03/09

    @blix: Y'all need to be a bit more Sunni. #fitness
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    11/03/09

    @CaptainSnarky: We've always been share and sharia alike. #fitness
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    11/04/09

    @blix: I was just thinking of you when your favorite song "Intifada davida" came on the radio. #fitness
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    11/04/09

    @scroll_lock: I predicted you'd say that and said so to a famed oceanographer yesterday. Yes, ayatollah Cousteau.
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    11/04/09

    @blix: I have all his albums. #fitness
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    11/03/09

    In reply to The War on Fat Is a Holy War
    Siegfried's crunches are paying off! #fitness
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/03/09

    @scroll_lock: Roy-rrrrr!!! #fitness
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