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Bally's Is Not Ready For A Britney Spears Endorsement

The internets are ablaze with the controversial question that has come to define our era: Will Britney Spears be the next spokesperson for Bally's Fitness? The rumors started this month, with appropriate denials from the company, Ever since the LA Times broached the topic last week by noting all the time Britney's been spending at the gym with her two trainers, the celebroblogosphere has been on permanent Bally's watch. The company claims they're just helping her get into shape out of concern for her health. And let's hope so. Can you imagine the escape clauses that would have to go into a spokesperson contract with the mentally unstable pop tart? More »

2:15 PM on Wed Apr 23 2008
By Hamilton Nolan
1,316 views, 14 comments

Latest by famousauthor: @GEMELLIswag: I used to know a Presbyterian clergyman who always said that "Amazing" was a word that ministers used because they were not allowed to say "Bullshit." more »

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The Media Wants You Fat And Broke!

First, the media implants an unattainable idea in our heads about what a human body should look like. Then, on top of that, popular publications give confusing advice about how to achieve that impossibly cut look! In the last couple of days, the lying liberal media has published several articles on various fitness techniques. You don't need to read any of them, because we're about to round them all up and drop some serious knowledge on you about the phony, media-driven fitness fantasy. After the jump, how to save money and kick ass in this shallow, workout-obsessed world. More »

12:51 PM on Mon Mar 24 2008
By Hamilton Nolan
5,481 views, 44 comments

Latest by slimceagirl: My secret: just have an unpredictable stomach disorder, be too poor to buy meals that you can't digest anyway, ride the f-train (2 million steps a day), live on the 4th floor of a walk-up, and you too will find more »