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Eleven Ways The Internet Can Kill You

While I was pulling an all-nighter this weekend watching YouTube, my stomach started to growl even though I'd had like a whole thing of goldfish crackers and a bottle of Kahlua, and as I popped a diet pill and scratched a couple scabs off my forearm, I had a vision of the eleven ways the Internet could kill you. (Please don't sue: Of course not all the sites and practices listed below are directly responsible for any deaths. But if you're already at risk, you might just get yourself killed when you use them.) More »

8:00 AM on Tue Apr 22 2008
By Nick Douglas
59,198 views, 31 comments

Latest by raincoaster: See, if you sub in gin for Kahlua you never have these problems. Trust. more »

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WhoreLore, The World-of-Warcraft-based Porn Series, Finally Gets The Respect It Deserves

What, you hadn't heard of the series formerly known as Whorecraft? This has seriously been over every porn site I know for months. The fantasy-porn series WhoreLore is based on the online fantasy game World of Warcraft. WhoreLore is so bizarrely interesting (it plays like an unrated version of Xena) that the Village Voice interviewed the director and asked more than "hur hur, those nerds sure love their elf women, eh?" (Although it did say that sort of thing too.) Below, the technically safe-for-work trailer for WhoreLore, and one of the episodes ("Rogues Do It From Behind") with all the porn bits taken out. More »

3:57 PM on Mon Mar 3 2008
By Nick Douglas
30,348 views, 15 comments

Latest by Itsjustcatnip: Dear Nick,A. They save all their money living in their mommie's basement.B. All the payback they need is a spooge splattered comment praising their attention to detail. Mr. Jahn, If these nerds had thought of that- they would have done that. more »

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Internets, Gays, Celebrities: Three Things That Will Destroy Your Family This Valentine's Day

The American Family is Under Attack. Homosexuals, liberals, Europeans, celebrities, immigrants—all seek to undermine our nation's moral code. Marriage, parenthood, even chaste teenage courtship are embattled and probably doomed. Movies about children having children out of wedlock, gays trying to marry gays, and wife-stealing media moguls are just symptoms of a deeper moral rot in our culture. Here, we present to you, exclusively, three of the greatest dangers to your family unit that you are sure to face this February—and beyond! More »

12:29 PM on Wed Feb 13 2008
By Pareene
3,419 views, 45 comments

Latest by Sarcasmic: Coming this fall to ABC: He's a holy priest, she's a resto druid, and with two small children at home they've sure got their hands full! more »