I salute the brave voters of Minnesota, who fight against the stigma of mental illness by electing Michele Bachmann to power again and again. I salute you, you batshit fuckers!
@katastic: NO! It's just her district, I swear! The Twin Cities are awesome! Also, let's keep in mind that the state kept Wellstone around as long as it could. He was awesome, and is sorely missed.
Ah, World Net Daily. My problem with you is threefold:
1) World Net Daily. I understand what these three words mean individually, but when combined I'm fairly certain it means nothing. I can combine random words that too. Life Science Global. Coffee Hipster Code. Ham Partridge Fauna.
2) You guys think that you're the press. That okay, it's cute. I have delusions of grandeur too. (For instance, I often wonder what song I would've wowed Hill Valley High with instead of "Johnny B. Goode" had I been in Marty McFly's shoes at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.) But the fact that you suffer from the misconception that the press is the one that calls press conferences is, like, a third grader's sort of confusion. I half-expect to see the headline next week, "World Net Daily announces press conference for President Barrack Obama. Obama tentatively scheduled to attend."
3) On your own site, you report on the event as though you had no involvement! Which is crazy, since you know that other people are going to cover it and say otherwise. How could you not know people were going to cover it? You called the press there.
Of course, I could be overlooking your genius here. Only you could pull off something that is simultaneously both a press conference and not a press conference at the same time. Next you'll trick God into creating a boulder he cannot lift.
Conserva-bimbos all have the same crazy eyes, cakey makeup, and weird stewardess wardrobe. It's like they cloned Kathleen Harris and distributed her through the upper Midwest.
@BettyCrocker: as long as it brings in the page views they will keep with the formula. Maybe some innovators will come along. This country needs a good looking male "family values"-style politician with a big dong and small brain who fucked around a lot in undergrad.
Or perhaps a sexy robot who feels ways about "the death tax?"
I loved when he was asked last year what his boys were doing for the war effort, and he claimed his 7 boys (or however many his Mormon loins spawned) were right here at home getting MBAs so they could fight the terrorists. They love America so much they're willing to get high paying jobs in the finance industry. I can't help but think 2012 will be an interesting republican primary hopefully with a Romney vs the Thrilla from Wasilla cagefight.
Yeah, and David Duke was an avowed racist and KKK member in the 80s who then joined the system by going into politics in the 90s. He won some elections and convinced a bunch of non-racist people he wasn't racist, so he was pretty much definitely okay. And then maybe he made some stupid comments after then that made people think maybe he was ridiculous and still racist and had no place in government, but we should look past those. The "why" for why the liberals went after him is simple: he is a genuine right-wing conservative running for Governor. He is a young white male. He used to be radical, and probably still has radical sympathies (you know, caring about ending affirmative action and all that). He is, in other words, fucking terrifying, if you frame his story right. And then a bunch of liberal "drive by media" types started digging up a bunch of crap on him to try to villify him. Wow, right? And, yes, these were not secrets—his past had always been out in the open. But then there we were with people with bumper stickers saying "Vote for the crook -- it's important."
Yeah, that defense makes no more sense than yours of Van Jones, Pareene. So stop it. You're embarrassing yourself.
@pacific_reporter: When we end up in a situation where thousands of white people's murders go unsolved, and the police forces are all black and many of them are avowed members of the Black Panther party, and its illegal for a white person to even testify against a black person in court, and we have this scenario in place for about 100 years, then you can make this equation with the KKK. Until then...
Van seems like a nice, intelligent guy. People like Glenn Beck and Michelle Malkin need a black man to whine about. Slap on silly scenarios on him and that will give them the high they need. Soon it will be another one, then another...
Well, politics is at least a little about competence. This guy signed a 9/11 conspiracy petition in 2004, well past his "early 90's marxist period". The administration handed their opponents a big, fat, gift-wrapped hammer. That's a huge failure of vetting, message management, etc.
This guy, four years ago, signed his name to a document accusing the US government of killing thousands of US citizens as a pretext for going to war. Regardless of your opinion of the action, you have to realize that will raise concerns...
11/19/09
Make that a Socialist Tax-funded Tea Party.
11/18/09
Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin.
I KNOW! I laughed and laughed.
11/18/09
Repubs are too mavericky for such things.
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11/18/09
1) World Net Daily. I understand what these three words mean individually, but when combined I'm fairly certain it means nothing. I can combine random words that too. Life Science Global. Coffee Hipster Code. Ham Partridge Fauna.
2) You guys think that you're the press. That okay, it's cute. I have delusions of grandeur too. (For instance, I often wonder what song I would've wowed Hill Valley High with instead of "Johnny B. Goode" had I been in Marty McFly's shoes at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.) But the fact that you suffer from the misconception that the press is the one that calls press conferences is, like, a third grader's sort of confusion. I half-expect to see the headline next week, "World Net Daily announces press conference for President Barrack Obama. Obama tentatively scheduled to attend."
3) On your own site, you report on the event as though you had no involvement! Which is crazy, since you know that other people are going to cover it and say otherwise. How could you not know people were going to cover it? You called the press there.
Of course, I could be overlooking your genius here. Only you could pull off something that is simultaneously both a press conference and not a press conference at the same time. Next you'll trick God into creating a boulder he cannot lift.
11/18/09
11/18/09
Or perhaps a sexy robot who feels ways about "the death tax?"
11/18/09
11/18/09
I loved when he was asked last year what his boys were doing for the war effort, and he claimed his 7 boys (or however many his Mormon loins spawned) were right here at home getting MBAs so they could fight the terrorists. They love America so much they're willing to get high paying jobs in the finance industry. I can't help but think 2012 will be an interesting republican primary hopefully with a Romney vs the Thrilla from Wasilla cagefight.
11/19/09
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Yeah, that defense makes no more sense than yours of Van Jones, Pareene. So stop it. You're embarrassing yourself.
09/04/09
09/05/09
Or were you making a better point than that?
09/05/09
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09/04/09
ANYONE who disagrees with anything for the next 3 (7, maybe!) years is a racist.
Why even debate it?
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09/04/09
This guy, four years ago, signed his name to a document accusing the US government of killing thousands of US citizens as a pretext for going to war. Regardless of your opinion of the action, you have to realize that will raise concerns...
09/04/09