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    Image of FracturedAcetabulum FracturedAcetabulum
    04/08/09

    In reply to Worthless Money Now Equivalent to Construction Paper
    No one has mentioned Ass Pennies yet, so I will.


    Ass Pennies.

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    Image of fileunder fileunder
    04/08/09

    In reply to Worthless Money Now Equivalent to Construction Paper
    The Zimbabwean can't even afford a ".zw" suffix :(
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    04/08/09

    In reply to Worthless Money Now Equivalent to Construction Paper
    Welcome to the National Bank of Harare... How may I help you?


    Yes, um, hi, Ms. Mbame, I'd like to get change for this $100,000,000,000 note please.. can I have it in fifty-mils? Oh, silly me, my forklift is outside.. let me go get it, hang tight!

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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    04/08/09

    In reply to Worthless Money Now Equivalent to Construction Paper
    So then...
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    04/08/09

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    These bills are legal tinder.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    04/08/09

    In reply to Worthless Money Now Equivalent to Construction Paper
    That is brilliant.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    04/08/09

    In reply to Worthless Money Now Equivalent to Construction Paper
    You know you might have problems when you have a $100,000,000,000 note.


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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    04/08/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC:

    Shit!


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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    04/08/09

    @Botswana Meat Commission FC: you have got to be kidding.
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    Image of FracturedAcetabulum FracturedAcetabulum
    04/08/09

    In reply to Worthless Money Now Equivalent to Construction Paper
    All your change are belong to us.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/08/09

    In reply to Worthless Money Now Equivalent to Construction Paper
    Is that a picture of pennies, or is it pennies inset in the glass?


    If the latter, I give it 72 hours on the outside before someone smashes the panel.

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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    04/08/09

    @Smitros: unless it's polycarbonate, in which case the hammer, rock, whatev will just bounce. If so, i hope there's a camera set up, just for shits and giggles.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    04/08/09

    Your the type who used to go to the mall and get your cinnabon money from the water fountain, right?


    Not that I am judging ;)


    @Smitros:

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/08/09

    @resipsaloquacious:


    No. I mugged mall rats.


    In my neighborhood bus stops without pennies in them get broken recreationally.

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