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onebadclam
10/16/09

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Dear Lord, please let every Republican candidate raise the evil specter of France in this upcoming crop of campaign commercials. #cartoons
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nathanst
10/16/09

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I can not wait to move away from this state forever. #cartoons
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DannyOcean
10/16/09

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As a Georgian, i hate our politicians. I actually like living here quite a bit. The burbs of atlanta have many of the charms of the south (manners! soul food! SWEET TEA!) without a lot of the retarded redneck stuff (because nobody in atlanta is from atlanta. seriously, almost nobody)

But our politicians suck so hard. All of them. Our current governor's response to our drought was to pray for rain. Saxby Chambliss, one of our two senators, took pictures of his opponent and superimposed them with images of 9/11 and osama bin laden in commercials. Oh, and his opponent was a vietnam vet who lost both legs in that war. Classy move Chambliss. We had the crazy screaming congresslady Cynthia McKinney who got asked for idea at the capitol and assualted a cop.

I could go on, but it really never ends here. I'll let my other Georgians fill in the rest of the stories if they wish. #cartoons
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nathanst
10/16/09

@DannyOcean: We have a roadway dedicated to Ronald Reagan.

I have got to get the fuck out of here. #cartoons
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Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
10/16/09

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You laugh, but that rat video that wasn't even on TV is what gave Georgia to Sonny Purdue.
[www.youtube.com]
Ugh, this gov election is going to be a real drag. #cartoons
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seriousbummer
10/16/09

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As a Georgian, I can confirm that Oxendine is a Huge Fucking Douche. He recently proposed building a highway which would run directly through several historic intown Atlanta neighborhoods, all so people from the 'burbs could have an easier commute. Meanwhile, our public transit system is dying from lack of funding. #cartoons
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seriousbummer
10/16/09

@seriousbummer: All this is to say that, yeah, he'll probably win. #cartoons
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Pope John Peeps II
10/16/09

@seriousbummer: Powerful enough to destroy historic neighbourhoods, graceful enough to provide a smooth ride to a suburban commuter's Navigator. #cartoons
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Claire Buoyant
10/16/09

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At least the artwork is better than Brent Rinehart's cartoons. #cartoons
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pssshwhatever
10/16/09

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Thanks, Gawker. I live in Athens, and sometimes it's too easy to forget what idiots populate most of the rest of the state. That was a nice refresher. And by "nice," I mean it got me to open up a browser tab and start looking for apartments in other regions of the country.
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TheBusinessGuy
10/16/09

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Orwellian, but only people in Hollywood, New York, Washington, and France would understand that. Also, judging from his depicted constituency, everyone in Georgia is white. #cartoons
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nolongerinacubiclestillawhore
10/16/09

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So, when is this episode going to air on Animal Planet? #cartoons
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allyzay
10/16/09

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People do laser tag after they are 15 years old? That's...weird. #cartoons
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goetz
10/16/09

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"Loud" and "graceful" are apparently two highly prized adjectives in Georgia politics. #cartoons
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goetz
10/16/09

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This calls for Lemmiwinks. #cartoons
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Chore Boy
10/16/09

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Will there be ice cream cake and balloons too?

Please say yes. #cartoons
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TableNein
10/16/09

@saythatscool: Ice cream will be served after a spirited game of Pin the Recession on the Donkey. #cartoons
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blix
10/16/09

@TableNein: The pinata is full of secret Muslims. #cartoons
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TableNein
10/16/09

@blix: Rumor has it that Mark Foley may make an appearance and offer to teach one lucky intern how to bob for apples. #cartoons
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Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
10/16/09

@saythatscool: Do you really think Ox would have a party without Cookie Puss? #cartoons
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blix
10/16/09

@TableNein: Larry Craig is always a shoo-in to win the limbo contest. #cartoons
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son of spam
10/16/09

@saythatscool: And handguns too! (But leave teh gays at home.)

[sinnerviewer.blogspot.com] #cartoons
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TableNein
10/16/09

@blix: well played, sir.

I hear Cheney is running the dunk tank. #cartoons
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blix
10/16/09

@TableNein: The only thing that Karl Rove can twist better than balloons is the truth. #cartoons
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Accidental Billionaire
06/30/09

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You don't believe in the new world order?

Let me tell you, the Bildirburg group is POWERFUL.

THEY COME INTO MY ROOM AND TOUCH ME AT NIGHT. And I let them, because NWO turns me on sexually. And it does to you too.

STOP THIS MILITARY PSYOP BS. You're just jealous of BERNANKE.

THAT GUY'S SECRET SERVICE ALL THE WAY.

GOLD STANDARD
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GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
06/30/09

@Widget Economist: I fear the buildabear group.

You forgot:

"Google it!" or

"It's mainstream media!" or

"Obama uses neruolingustics!"
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GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
06/29/09

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For a experiment, I listened to Alex Jones for a month. The man is completely off his rocker. He goes off about how Haliburton and corrupt judges are paid to kidnap children through DYFS, and then sell them around the world as sex slaves, at a rate of at least a million kids a year, b/c they find families "horrible" and want to destroy the family structure of everyone. Or about how XBOX's are going to do full body scans so they can send swat teams using census gathered GPS coordinates and/or cruise missles which will verify your biometric data before killing you.

He is also a master of contradicting himself. In one ad, he will tell you that the soil in the USA has not been able to produce food w/enough nutrients for us to survive since the 1960's. Then, he advertises a few minutes later these "seed vaults", which you can use to plant gardens and crops which will provide you with the food you will need to resist the NWO for years to come. So which is it? His "Emergency Broadcast" the first Saturday of the Swine Flu outbreak was amazing. He was actually talking about locking himself and his staff in the studio to protect themselves from this NWO spread bio-weapon. Then, by Friday, he was telling people how he had been saying since Saturday that this was all a hoax, and the "real" bio-weapon was coming in a few months.

I do think he believes everything he says, which doesn't help matter much.
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ligmasagbatch
06/30/09

@SeniorPonzologist_GitEmSteveDave: The Xbox thing is hilarious. Dude has been watching Minority Report a little too often.
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GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
06/30/09

@ligmasagbatch: Don't get him started on the surveillance blimps. Now I will try to get this correct: The government has been stealing/collecting biometric data and full naked body scans from you from the airports. They then combine this with DNA which is illegally taken from everyone born in the last 30 years, and sent to eugenics labs. This data is then linked to the blimps which float 80,000 feet above every city and you can see them and their sensor blisters w/a telescope. They use those to document your "gait profile", so they can track you anywhere in the world, and can frame you for any crime they want to. And they also make Larry King cover it up.

Here is a video featuring the audio from the show I got it from. It starts at about 5:00 in:
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