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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    03/06/09

    In reply to Magazine Editor Retrained as 'Google Trends' Watcher
    Someone would be pitching this as a sitcom, if the networks had money to make sitcoms anymore.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    03/06/09

    @TedSez: Next evolution: sitcommunism.
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    03/06/09

    @TedSez: Absolutely. Give it time...
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    03/06/09

    In reply to Magazine Editor Retrained as 'Google Trends' Watcher
    "My assistant is so old that I think she went to Woodstock...1999. She's a big Limp Bizkit fan."
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    03/06/09

    In reply to Magazine Editor Retrained as 'Google Trends' Watcher
    If you haven't done this, you have got to post the octo-mom's 911 call from when she lost her kid (went for a walk with grandman).
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    Image of acridsheep acridsheep
    03/06/09

    In reply to Magazine Editor Retrained as 'Google Trends' Watcher
    It only took me 19 tries to get that URL right.


    Wow.

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    Image of Tnuc Tnuc
    03/06/09

    @acridsheep: It's a shame menopause.com was taken, right?
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    03/06/09

    In reply to Magazine Editor Retrained as 'Google Trends' Watcher
    I hate young people.
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    Image of magnets magnets
    01/29/09

    In reply to Is Michelle Obama Pregnant?
    Please, Sasha Obama plays middle child to no one. NO ONE.
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    01/29/09

    @magnets: Ha.
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    01/29/09

    @magnets: ha ha!
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    Image of LilyBartleby LilyBartleby
    01/29/09

    In reply to Is Michelle Obama Pregnant?
    All this Barack and Michelle fuck talk is a brave new world to me.


    I feel like my parents must have felt during the moon landing.

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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    01/29/09

    @LilyBartleby: Commie.
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    Image of autoclavicle autoclavicle
    01/29/09

    In reply to Is Michelle Obama Pregnant?
    Shocking: Perez Hilton has no idea what a real, regular woman's body looks like!
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    Image of Pepé Le Douche Pepé Le Douche
    01/29/09

    @autoclavicle:


    he does if he has ever seen himself in the mirror (if you mean a very pregnant woman)

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    Image of registered registered
    01/29/09

    @Pepé Le Douche: That is insulting to every very pregnant woman.
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    Image of Pepé Le Douche Pepé Le Douche
    01/28/09

    In reply to Is Michelle Obama Pregnant?
    i'm sure michelle is just gonna love all the pregnancy rumors when she's not really pregnant. every woman does!
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    01/29/09

    @Pepé Le Douche: Tell me about it. A couple of years ago I was doing a condo interview (help me, I am on the board and I can't get off) and the new grandma was showings pics of the adorable baby who looked like every baby you have ever seen. Colicky and incontinent, with no teeth or hair.


    Then she beams at me: So, when are you due?

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    Image of Pepé Le Douche Pepé Le Douche
    01/29/09

    @registered:


    most men including myself are afraid to ask a woman if she is pregnant until she is in like the 8th month


    we all remember getting it wrong at least one and being mortified


    i slipped up recently when i asked a woman in my building how soon she was having her baby and she already had it a month earlier!

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    01/29/09

    @Pepé Le Douche:
    As a rule, gentlemen should not even mention the possibility of pregnancy, until the twelvth month. Unless you want to get your heads bitten off and spit out.
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    Image of jann9884 jann9884
    01/28/09

    In reply to Is Michelle Obama Pregnant?
    now there is definitely a bit of variation from mother to mother but basically, if she is preg-o now, she wasn't on election night...


    most mommies don't show a baby bump before their baby is at 3 or 4 months gestational age. that would mean michelle would have been 3 months preg-o election night.


    that would put her unborn one at 5 months gestational age on inauguration night, at which point she would most likely been showing a large bump and would NOT have been able to fit into that ridiculous white dress she wore for the ball.


    basically, no.

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    01/29/09

    @jann9884: Agree. Not preggers, ridiculous dress.
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    01/28/09

    In reply to Is Michelle Obama Pregnant?
    Not all stomachs are shaped like concave washboards. Women are funny that way.
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    Image of MagsCO MagsCO
    01/29/09

    @vamusical: Totally, I was born with some crazy defect that makes my stomach slightly convex or maybe flat(ish) on a good day. It's been hard to overcome but I've managed to live a normal life.
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    01/29/09

    @vamusical: Right on.
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    01/28/09

    In reply to Is Michelle Obama Pregnant?
    To clarify: after exchanges of glee on Nov 4.


    Also: if having a drink or two (and no more) once in a while during pregnancy resulted in massive birth defects, I would not be here and neither would a whole lot of people conceived in the 60s and 70s. This PC thing has gotten ridiculous. FAS is serious stuff, but not to be confused with imbibing alcohol while pregnant. Isn't being pregnant reason enough to have a G&T?

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    Image of LilyBartleby LilyBartleby
    01/28/09

    @registered:


    (Whispers)


    What about being here but not being here if you know what I mean.

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    Image of registered registered
    01/29/09

    @LilyBartleby: I don't have a clue what you are talking about. Sorry if I've missed some nuance.


    What does


    "What about being here but not being here if you know what I mean"


    mean?

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    Image of nirreskeya nirreskeya
    01/29/09

    @registered: I think she's saying you suffered from FAS. What's the ratio of the distance between your eyes and that between your ears?
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    01/29/09

    @nirreskeya: @whiz wit: Good for you whiz wit . It apparently takes some courage to post that you touched alcohol or caffeine while pregnant. The nazis will apparently come out and accuse you of inflicting FAS on your children, as, it seems, LilyBartleby did to my mother. I'm sure your children are perfectly healthy. I am too, Lily!
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    Image of LilyBartleby LilyBartleby
    01/29/09

    @registered:


    Yawn.

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    LilyBartleby was starred LilyBartleby was unstarred
    Image of registered registered
    01/30/09

    @LilyBartleby: Right back at you, Ms. Bartleby. I still have no idea what you meant by your comment. Are you some sort of Jezzie star commentor I have not heard of?
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    Image of Le_Horla Le_Horla
    01/28/09

    In reply to Is Michelle Obama Pregnant?
    I wonder if he would yelled " Yes we can" when they were busy conceiving this new baby.
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    Image of registered registered
    01/30/09

    @Le_Horla: That's so out of line.


    And damn, if I wasn't thinking the same. Let's leave the Obamas sex life out of this.

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    01/28/09

    In reply to Is Michelle Obama Pregnant?
    Oh dear. The first thing I typed to a friend (after exchanges of glee) was that that horrible black and red dress made Michelle look pregnant. Then I added that the red splotch downstairs looked like a merkin gone mad.
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    Image of ClockOnTheStove ClockOnTheStove
    01/28/09

    @registered: I knew that I forgot something on my Christmas list! A Valentine's Day merkin will have to do.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    01/28/09

    In reply to Is Michelle Obama Pregnant?
    Okay, first the dog, people. Then Barack, Jr.
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    Image of amoureuse est heureuse amoureuse est heureuse
    01/29/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: It would be Barack III, they would have to call him Tre or BJ.
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