Last night wasn't just the premiere of Game of Thrones/another Sunday where you stop to consider that you will have to go to work until you're 70 years old. It was also one of the most insane nights in the history of WrestleMania, a.k.a wrestling's Super Bowl.
Last night Jersey Shore heffalump Snooki was the main feature at WWE's biggest event of the year, Wrestlemania. Watch her kick WWE Women's Champion Michelle McCool's ass with this insane back handspring maneuver and then pin her with a Bam-Bam Bigelow style cartwheel. This girl sure has a lot of coordination—when…
His awards hopes dashed, Mickey Rourke could still change his mind about WrestleMania, showing up to battle Oscar the Barbarian—a 7'2" bald giant in gold bodypaint, whose signature move is the Jean Herscholt Humanitarian Piledriver.
When we intuited that Mickey Rourke was having second thoughts about a Wrestlemania appearance that would obliterate both Chris Jericho and his Oscar hopes, we weren't far off the mark. Rourke's publicist just told us:
It's not that we didn't expect—nay, welcome—all manner of oddness from Mickey Rourke during his comeback, whether that means smooching Bai Ling or dating his on-screen daughter. However, this ongoing Wrestlemania thing has us concerned.
Though Mickey Rourke has long insisted he is his struggling, over-the-hill character in The Wrestler, we didn't think he'd attempt to make a second career out of it.
First, the airbrushes came for Heidi Klum's nipples. Now, in what one can only hope does not signal a trend that will leave Americans sexless once and for all, the airbrushes have struck at an even more vulnerable target: the male wrestlers of Wrestlemania. The city of Orlando seems to feel that John Cena and Floyd…
