Herschel Walker, 48, is Throwing Himself into MMA
Herschel Walker won the Heisman Trophy in 1982, and played many years of professional football afterward. Yet he still looks great and has decided to punish his body (and his opponents) some more.
WWE Wrestlers Reveal Literary Tattoos and Love of Judy Blume
WWE Superstars MVP and Matt Striker told MSNBC how they promote reading to kids. Inside, MVP reveals his tattoo from The Count of Monte Cristo, and Striker admits his favorite book is "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret."
A Caged Bear Mauls Its Caretaker at Meal Time
Sam Mazzola keeps a large collection of bears, wolves and tigers at his home in Ohio. He's let people take on "Caesar the Wrestling Bear" for money. Shockingly, on Thursday one of his bears attacked and killed a caretaker.
Linda McMahon Wants You To Know That Her Wrestling Circus Is Rated PG Now
Fresh from her Connecticut Senate primary victory, ex-WWE CEO Linda McMahon hit today's morning talk shows to defend her trashy wrestling company with this new line: WWE's ratings have dropped from TV-14 to TV-PG! But are "adult situations" really acceptable?
LeBron James' Betrayal Is Familiar to Wrestling Fans
Even a week after The Decision, the ire directed at LeBron James shows no signs of ceasing. In a bit of inspired comparison, LeBron's decision has been matched with Hulk Hogan's joining of the NWO.
Florence Henderson Stops By for a Very Brady Monday Night Raw
For better or worse, part of the last year Monday Night Raw has had the pleasure—or displeasure—of having a celebrity guest hosts. For whatever reason, last night's broadcast featured Florence "Mrs. Brady" Henderson as host.
The Cast of MacGruber Visits WWE Monday Night Raw
Yeah, you read the headline correctly. Will Forte, Kristen Wiig, and Ryan Phillippe suited up as their characters from the MacGruber movie and hammed it up for wrestling fans last night—and it was, at the very least, entertaining!
Red Sports vs. Blue Sports
This chart maps the party identification of sports fans along with their propensity to actually vote. It's based on 218,000 surveys conducted by a GOP media research firm. Wrestling fans: strongly Democratic-leaning, but none of them vote.
Weightlifter Gives Birth to Surprise Baby During Practice
You know that feeling when you're straining so hard, you're afraid a fart might slip out? That happened to Olympic weightlifter Elizabeth Poblete at practice today. But with a baby!
The Sixth Annual WWE Slammys was a Magical, Racist Evening
WWE hosted its sixth awards show last night in Texas. It was three hours long and hosted by Dennis Miller. He alternated between terrible one-liners and rich diatribes on global warming. Also, shirtless wrestlers at podiums: Very bizarre.
Eric Cartman Addicted to Abortions
Tonight's South Park utilizes the soap operatics of professional wrestling to explain why Cartman is dressing up like Milton Berle on Saturday night confessing his latest addictions. The team of Parker and Stone prove once again rednecks are still funny.
WWE CEO Linda McMahon To Run For Senate
World Wrestling Entertainment CEO Linda McMahon is going to run for Senate from Connecticut, as a Republican, against Joe Lieberman Chris Dodd (whoops!). Let's learn more about her!
Something You Can Not Describe The Feelings You Have For Without Sounding Like A Terrible Person
Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed By Hookers. Seriously. You can't make this shit up.
Congress Proves That Hulk Hogan Sucked
So this is what congress has been up to lately! They just finished a two-year investigation into steroid use in professional wrestling. The most important finding?
Walter 'Killer' Kowalski, Wrestler
Old Timey wrestler Walter "Killer" Kowalski died yesterday of a heart attack in Everett, Mass. He was 81. Though he came to prominence pretty much at the dawn of television, after he retired from wrestling in 1977 he founded a pro-wrestling school in Boston that turned out 1980s bad guy Big John Studd and, later,…
Gorgeous George's Guide To Villainy
Gorgeous George led to Julia Allison. Which is to say, he was "one of the first entertainers to create a faux persona that elicited hisses." The original fameball! George was a pro wrestler in the 1940s, and figured out that being a bad guy could be just as lucrative as being a good guy—and a lot easier. A new …
Candidates to Appear on Popular Wrestling Program Tonight
Oh, hey, all three U.S. presidential candidates will stoop to a level of pandering heretofore only imagined by theoretical physicists and appear on tonight's episode of World Wrestling Entertainment's Raw. John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama were all invited to appear in the ring, and they were all wise…
More Undertaker News On The Way For Kids
World Wrestling Entertainment, home to violent superstars like Hornswoggle, Jimmy Wang Yang, and The Undertaker, as well as a bevy of busty bikini-clad "Divas," is launching a children's magazine in April called WWE Kids. Great, sex and violence, just what kids want. No, really: the combination of cartoonish fighting…
