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    Larry King's Suspenders Tonight Were the Yellowest Things Ever

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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    03:38 AM

    In reply to Larry King's Suspenders Tonight Were the Yellowest Things Ever
    That color is Breaking News yellow or, in Larry's case, Breaking Wind yellow. #larryking
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    02:01 AM

    In reply to Larry King's Suspenders Tonight Were the Yellowest Things Ever
    What's the official name of that yellow. Reallybrite? Gauche? #larryking
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    11/09/09

    In reply to Larry King's Suspenders Tonight Were the Yellowest Things Ever
    The Sun King #larryking
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    11/09/09

    In reply to Larry King's Suspenders Tonight Were the Yellowest Things Ever

    They're firemen's suspenders! But they look a lot better on her than the do on him.
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    Edited by MisterHippity at 11/09/09 11:22 PM MisterHippity was starred MisterHippity was unstarred
    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    12:40 AM

    @MisterHippity: I love a skank in a uniform. #larryking
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    Image of mattchew03 mattchew03
    11/09/09

    In reply to Larry King's Suspenders Tonight Were the Yellowest Things Ever
    Mariah was on last week. She has power over Larry -- they even let her bling out his logo. Coincidence? I think not. #larryking
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    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    11/09/09

    In reply to Larry King's Suspenders Tonight Were the Yellowest Things Ever
    Larry Kings Pants Level: Elevated #larryking
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    Image of Adrian Chen Adrian Chen
    11/09/09

    @SpyMagician: Thinking about doing a nightly Larry King Suspender Watch if he's going to keep throwing these curve balls at us. #larryking
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    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    11/09/09

    @Adrian Chen: Agreed. Just think about how many cringes you’ll save if those suspenders ever go green (aka: low). #larryking
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    Image of GlasgowRose GlasgowRose
    11/09/09

    @Adrian Chen: Thinking/hoping LKL's suspenders were hooked up to a heart monitor and color-coded as an early warning system to his cardiologist/wife/CNN prez Jon Klein until I read LKL's Q&A with Anderson Cooper, in which Hey Big Suspender noted:

    "I'll wear them to dinner, except on weekends with jeans, you know, hanging around with the boys now. ... But I like them, they hold your pants up better." (laughs)

    (spit-take at "the boys") #larryking
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    11/09/09

    In reply to Larry King's Suspenders Tonight Were the Yellowest Things Ever
    His diapers are the same color, but they don't start out that way. #larryking
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    Image of Glib and Bitchy Glib and Bitchy
    11/09/09

    @TheBusinessGuy: Now apply this theory to the jolly green suspenders above -- and be afraid. #larryking
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    Image of GlasgowRose GlasgowRose
    11/09/09

    In reply to Larry King's Suspenders Tonight Were the Yellowest Things Ever
    Alt. theory: he's retweeting himself. #larryking
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    11/09/09

    @GlasgowRose: Well, the poor guy is 75 and has to sit there for an hour. #larryking
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    Image of GlasgowRose GlasgowRose
    11/09/09

    @Mike Jahn: [insert Henny Youngman/LKL wife joke here] #larryking
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    11/09/09

    In reply to Larry King's Suspenders Tonight Were the Yellowest Things Ever
    Older guys have incontinence issues. #larryking
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/09/09

    In reply to Larry King's Suspenders Tonight Were the Yellowest Things Ever
    I am *****blinded***** #larryking
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    Image of sparklyharempants sparklyharempants
    11/09/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: BTW, I swear he says 'wrapped up like a douche'. #larryking
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/09/09

    @sparklyharempants: That's one of the definitive misunderstood lines in all of "classic rock."

    More:

    [www.kissthisguy.com]

    [en.wikipedia.org] #larryking
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    Image of britneyspearstears britneyspearstears
    11/08/09

    In reply to Health Care Vote Draws Near, DC's Crazies Out in Full Force: Babies, Fatties, Death Threats, Paper
    how could one adorable little baby be so thoroughly misinformed? #healthcare
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/08/09

    In reply to Health Care Vote Draws Near, DC's Crazies Out in Full Force: Babies, Fatties, Death Threats, Paper
    The irony is that the least educated and resource-strained people are both the ones who'll benefit from health care reform AND the ones most crazily, vocally against it.
    I hope the Jindels of the nation opt their states out of this - hopefully, over the long run, it'll result in fewer House members being allocated for their pitiful, Federal money-sucking Red states. #healthcare
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    Image of contains_hot_liquid contains_hot_liquid
    11/08/09

    @Trai_Dep: It's a bit of an over-generalization but: many of the least educated and resource-strained people in this country turned to the Republicans to begin with because the Democrat Party ceased to support them. Jobs left, schools consolidated, doctors became too expensive. My hope is that legislation like this will help win some voters back on issues that matter. #healthcare
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/08/09

    @contains_hot_liquid: Good points, but I try to keep away from parties, since ideologies are a more accurate indicator. There are plenty of Dems in the pocket (or terrified) of the Conservative one. #healthcare
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    Image of MelitaPolyhymnia MelitaPolyhymnia
    11/08/09

    In reply to Minka Kelly Will Only Satisfy Derek Jeter to a Certain Point
    I'm lookin' at this as a turnaround. 2000 was great, then we had the events of 9/11 (R.I.P.), and the Yankees went down the tube. Been that way for a while. I'm going to use this well-deserved win to try and get back some of the feeling I had as a lifelong New Yorker and Yankeess fan. To look forward, enjoy the moment, and build on this success.

    I couldn't give a crap about Kate's va-jay-jay (thks Oprah), or Minka's. These are great players, whether they are gettin' it on the regular or not. Kate's crotch didn't do nuthin' to win them games. When it's all said and done, when you've seen one, you've seen em all!

    Go Yankees!!!
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    Image of triplethreat triplethreat
    11/08/09

    In reply to Health Care Vote Draws Near, DC's Crazies Out in Full Force: Babies, Fatties, Death Threats, Paper
    "[A] 2,000 page bill, the contents of which most Americans seem to think include a provision that says something along the lines of 'YOU, SIR, OR MA'AM, ARE GOING TO DIE. WE ARE GOING TO KILL YOU, AND YOU ARE GOING TO ENJOY IT! AND ALSO PAY US TAXES TOO, THANKS!'"

    "Most" is pretty fucking misleading. Opposition to the bill has been between 50 and 56% for months. That's a bare majority, especially when you account for error in the poll and people believing all the lies about reform that are out there.
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    Image of Baroness Baroness
    11/08/09

    In reply to Health Care Vote Draws Near, DC's Crazies Out in Full Force: Babies, Fatties, Death Threats, Paper
    Never trust a grown man with a ponytail unless it's Willie Nelson.

    Even then, never follow Willie to a second location. #healthcare
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