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    The Most Elaborate Booty Call Ever

    Who Is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?

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    Image of Kakapo Kakapo
    10:04 AM

    In reply to
    I'm far more concerned that he teaches law at Berkeley.
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    Image of AngriestGeek AngriestGeek
    10:00 AM

    In reply to John Mayer Interviews Now Lead to the Same Conclusion: He's (Probably) a Date Rapist.
    You know John Mayer has a penis and almost all rapists do too. Case closed.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    09:22 AM

    In reply to
    The Wall Street Journal ran one a week-or-so ago.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    09:18 AM

    In reply to The Most Elaborate Booty Call Ever
    Wouldn't escorts be much, much cheaper and less complicated than multiple trips to India and marriage licenses?

    Plus, contrary to their popular image of being repressed and proper, it really isn't that hard to get laid with a British girl.

    Just buy a train ticket to Essex!
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    Image of F-Bomb-Fanny F-Bomb-Fanny
    09:59 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter: Or, two tins of Stella and a packet of pork rinds.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    10:12 AM

    @F-Bomb-Fanny:

    For really classy UK ass, you have to get her a curry as well.
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    Image of James Tiberius Quirk James Tiberius Quirk
    10:40 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter: can't resist this oldie but goodie:

    'How can you tell when an Essex girl has an orgasm? She drops her chips.'

    drumroll, exit, please don't ban me for this bad joke.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    10:43 AM

    @James Tiberius Quirk:

    What does an Essex girl say after sex?

    "Are you boys all on the same team?"
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    Image of James Tiberius Quirk James Tiberius Quirk
    11:01 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter:
    laughed out loud? check.
    got coffee on shirt? check.

    my cap is officially doff'd, expat.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11:03 AM

    @James Tiberius Quirk:

    How does an Essex Girl turn on the lights after sex?

    Opens the car door.
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    08:36 AM

    In reply to The Most Elaborate Booty Call Ever
    The least they could do is say sari.
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    08:41 AM

    @Airvault:

    No two ways about it. It sarong thing to do.
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    blix promoted this comment DevilsAvocadoRedux was starred DevilsAvocadoRedux was unstarred
    Image of blix blix
    08:56 AM

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: The whole situation just makes me Sikh.
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    Image of OliversArmy OliversArmy
    09:09 AM

    @Airvault, @DevilsAvocado, @Blix: I do not want to caste aspersions, but I think we can all do a better punjab than this.
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    Image of hilikusopus hilikusopus
    09:14 AM

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: They should be ashamed of themselves, currying favor with promises of marriage.
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    tigolbitties promoted this comment Edited by hilikusopus at 11/23/09 9:16 AM hilikusopus was starred hilikusopus was unstarred
    Image of Ravi Somaiya Ravi Somaiya
    09:14 AM

    @OliversArmy: you're right. Writing this has changed Mahal view of humanity.
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    09:23 AM

    @Ravi Somaiya:

    I know. I'll raita letter of complaint.

    #tips
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    09:28 AM

    @Airvault: I agree. A nice box of Ghandi could keep the whole thing from getting too hari.
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    Image of djtooshay djtooshay
    09:34 AM

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux & @Perhaps Not: Dawali you guys think you're funny or something?
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    Airvault promoted this comment djtooshay was starred djtooshay was unstarred
    Image of Juancho Juancho
    09:47 AM

    @djtooshay: the new bride asked where her husband was leaving to, he replied, "I have to Goa."
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    Image of djtooshay djtooshay
    09:51 AM

    @Juancho: That's because he couldn't take it anymurgh!
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    Image of Ravi Somaiya Ravi Somaiya
    09:58 AM

    @djtooshay: all he did was karahi all day. Things just weren't the samosa used to be.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    10:04 AM

    @Ravi Somaiya: Tikka look at all these puns everyone's kofta up!
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    Image of Ravi Somaiya Ravi Somaiya
    10:06 AM

    @lobstr: I'm glad you've joined the chappati.
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    10:08 AM

    @Ravi Somaiya:

    I'm going to rogan josh about this with all my mates at work tomorrow.

    #tips
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    blix promoted this comment DevilsAvocadoRedux was starred DevilsAvocadoRedux was unstarred
    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    10:09 AM

    @lobstr: I'd be Delhi-ghted to continue the Punjabs, but it's after midnight here.

    Goodnight.

    #tips
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    blix promoted this comment DevilsAvocadoRedux was starred DevilsAvocadoRedux was unstarred
    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    10:17 AM

    @blix:

    It's a tough Indus-try. No doubt about it.

    OK - I know that's Pakistan, but it was too good to let go.

    Now, I really am going to bed.

    #tips
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    Image of DevilsAvocadoRedux DevilsAvocadoRedux
    10:18 AM

    @Ravi Somaiya:

    Ravi - do you know why my posts keep automatically popping "#tips" at the end like... this...?

    #tips
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    Airvault promoted this comment DevilsAvocadoRedux was starred DevilsAvocadoRedux was unstarred
    Image of Airvault Airvault
    10:52 AM

    @DevilsAvocadoRedux: After reading this again I can't believe how sad it really is. Anyway you look at it there are simply no vindas or loosers.
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    Image of El_Gato El_Gato
    12:41 PM

    @Airvault: These guys pick up these girls, wine 'em and sex 'em, and then curry outta there.
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    08:12 AM

    In reply to The Most Elaborate Booty Call Ever
    How very colonial of them. I suppose it's true that old habits die hard.
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    Edited by Awesome X at 11/23/09 8:13 AM Awesome X was starred Awesome X was unstarred
    Image of LolpantsofArabia LolpantsofArabia
    09:47 AM

    @Awesome X: I think this is men of Indian descent we're talking about, not whitey.
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    Image of Awesome X Awesome X
    10:35 AM

    @LolpantsofArabia: Ah, Awesome says as he begins a note of apology written in his awful hand to every white Englishman.
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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    08:00 AM

    In reply to The Most Elaborate Booty Call Ever
    It's really not that hard to get laid in the UK. This seems like an awful lot of money and effort. Maybe it's more about placating the family by marrying a good Indian girl and then getting on (and getting off) with your life in Britain. Still shitty behaviour.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    09:19 AM

    @bowleserised: Yeah, as far as I can tell the UK is the easiest place in the free world for a straight guy to get laid in. Far, far easier than the US or France.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    07:50 AM

    In reply to The Most Elaborate Booty Call Ever
    But she can always find her car keys.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    07:57 AM

    @son of spam: She is a bit like an Indian version of Dwayne Schneider, isn't she?
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    07:12 AM

    In reply to
    The Philadelphia Inquirer? Is that something they give away free at the supermarket?
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    06:47 AM

    In reply to
    Not a big fan of Yoo either. However, trying KSM in NYC in a civilian court is terribly risky and downright foolish. Holder has made a huge mistake here.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/22/09

    In reply to Who Is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    Someone tell Sam Jackson he's my bro.
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    Image of Sir Thomas More Sir Thomas More
    11/22/09

    In reply to Who Is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?

    maybe nick will have this hanging above his sofa

    (pic via [www.flickr.com])
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    Edited by Sir Thomas More at 11/22/09 9:06 PM Sir Thomas More was starred Sir Thomas More was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/22/09

    In reply to Who Is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    I think this is the first time the tags on a post made me giggle.

    #thingsiwasborntowrite, #sorrynick, #sorrygabe (which apparently has been used before...)
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of RachelSklar RachelSklar
    11/22/09

    In reply to Who Is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    So much more fun than this item is how much fun Foster is having with it. "Breathe, Foster." Adorable.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/22/09

    In reply to Who Is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    I look forward to humorous tweets on this from @nicknotmotherfuckingned.
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