It's really not that hard to get laid in the UK. This seems like an awful lot of money and effort. Maybe it's more about placating the family by marrying a good Indian girl and then getting on (and getting off) with your life in Britain. Still shitty behaviour.
@bowleserised: Yeah, as far as I can tell the UK is the easiest place in the free world for a straight guy to get laid in. Far, far easier than the US or France.
Not a big fan of Yoo either. However, trying KSM in NYC in a civilian court is terribly risky and downright foolish. Holder has made a huge mistake here.
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Plus, contrary to their popular image of being repressed and proper, it really isn't that hard to get laid with a British girl.
Just buy a train ticket to Essex!
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For really classy UK ass, you have to get her a curry as well.
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'How can you tell when an Essex girl has an orgasm? She drops her chips.'
drumroll, exit, please don't ban me for this bad joke.
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What does an Essex girl say after sex?
"Are you boys all on the same team?"
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laughed out loud? check.
got coffee on shirt? check.
my cap is officially doff'd, expat.
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How does an Essex Girl turn on the lights after sex?
Opens the car door.
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No two ways about it. It sarong thing to do.
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I know. I'll raita letter of complaint.
#tips
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I'm going to rogan josh about this with all my mates at work tomorrow.
#tips
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Goodnight.
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It's a tough Indus-try. No doubt about it.
OK - I know that's Pakistan, but it was too good to let go.
Now, I really am going to bed.
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Ravi - do you know why my posts keep automatically popping "#tips" at the end like... this...?
#tips
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maybe nick will have this hanging above his sofa
(pic via [www.flickr.com])
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#thingsiwasborntowrite, #sorrynick, #sorrygabe (which apparently has been used before...)
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