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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    12/18/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Girl + Ronn [sic] Torossian = This (Updated)
    It occurs to me that there is an upcoming issue of Spooge or Jizz or some such magazine that will be doing a pictorial on the the women of Tiger Woods. And the good money says that the title will be something along the lines of "The Ladies and the Tiger" or "Wood Nymphs: A Tasty Pictorial Four Holes Short of a Round."
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    Image of NowMyButtHurts NowMyButtHurts
    12/18/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Girl + Ronn [sic] Torossian = This (Updated)
    wait.. Three Olives Root Beer Vodka(?)

    i'm pretty sure THAT is my Fear Factor
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    12/17/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Girl + Ronn [sic] Torossian = This (Updated)
    "Spare me and let me shop." If that isn't an epitaph for the ages, someone knock me over with a bad hair weave.

    I don't want to say this woman's performance was wooden, but if her sexual prowess is anything like her acting (dis)abilities, I wouldn't be surprised if Tiger experienced a post-coital termite infestation of Orkinian proportion,
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12/17/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Girl + Ronn [sic] Torossian = This (Updated)
    Did you ask Ronn what it's like to be losing Douchebag of the Decade to Joe Francis? He should have been given the chance to make a stump speech.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12/17/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Girl + Ronn [sic] Torossian = This (Updated)
    Seriously guys, this is fun. Seriously, though, this is the opposite of fun. This is awful. This is just...the worst.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    12/17/09

    @Foster Kamer: The longest 15 minutes ever.
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    12/17/09

    @Foster Kamer: That is generally not something ever said while fun is being had.
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/17/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Girl + Ronn [sic] Torossian = This (Updated)
    If I were trying to sanitize my reputation I sure wouldn't do it on "bid here."
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    12/17/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Girl + Ronn [sic] Torossian = This (Updated)
    I feel like e-bay paid for this spot.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/17/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Girl + Ronn [sic] Torossian = This (Updated)
    I haven't seen acting that stiff since Terry Kiser's turn as the titular dead guy in "Weekend At Bernie's."
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    12/17/09

    @AzureTexan: Ah, the classics never die, do they, Azure? And who can forget Mr. Kiser's turn as the tragically named stand-up comic, Vic Hitler, on the old "Hill Street Blues" series?

    That man out the "rigor" back in rigor mortis!
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/17/09

    @TheSometimesWhy: Vic Hitler — now THAT'S a classic.
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    Image of Jes St.Lawrence Jes St.Lawrence
    12/17/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Girl + Ronn [sic] Torossian = This (Updated)
    Much better with the sound off.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    12/17/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Girl + Ronn [sic] Torossian = This (Updated)
    If my husband schtupped this chick, my only hope would be he would end up having to spend the rest of his life with her.
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12/17/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Girl + Ronn [sic] Torossian = This (Updated)
    #headasplode
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    12/17/09

    In reply to Tiger Woods Girl + Ronn [sic] Torossian = This (Updated)
    Ronn (sic) hauled her in the office for questioning over the dump in the ladies' room and Tampongate.
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    12/17/09

    @scroll_lock: Is that tempest still brewing?
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    12/17/09

    @blix: The hole thing hasn't blown over yet.
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    12/17/09

    @scroll_lock: They really need to put a cork in tampon-gate, and let a few dozen missed tresses in the ladies room pass so this young lady can get her shopping done.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/17/09

    @paul7777: They're just trying to keep her reputation from circling the bowl.
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    12/17/09

    @BettyCrocker: There are a lot of holes in this story, and they could all use locks and sign-in sheets.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/17/09

    @paul7777: Someone has to stop the leaks!
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    Image of tabloidhero tabloidhero
    12/10/09

    In reply to Emergency at Vanity Fair!
    Did anyone else notice how bad the copyediting was in this issue? Especially in that McLean Goldman piece that was awful to begin with...
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    Image of flavorflav flavorflav
    12/10/09

    In reply to Emergency at Vanity Fair!
    Oh! Hey! Gawker! Call on me! Vanity Fair's circulation back office is in Boone, Iowa, which was buried under a blizzard yesterday. No one went to work yesterday, and only a handful did today. (I earned 15 community college credits in Boone in the late 90s and never, ever, ever thought Boone would make Gawker. It's Mamie Doud Eisenhower's birthplace, you know!)
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    Image of xyzpdq xyzpdq
    12/10/09

    @flavorflav: Aren't you servicey! What the hell were you doing in Boone, Iowa anyway?
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    Image of minge minge
    12/10/09

    @flavorflav: You know, I'd rather go to that Oscar party than the other Vanity Fair one.

    /Sarah Palin
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    Image of TyTy27 TyTy27
    12/10/09

    @flavorflav: Yup, exactly right. Our fulfillment house/customer service folks were closed for the day as well.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    12/10/09

    @flavorflav:

    I just hearted you for admitting to community college in Boone of all places.
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    Image of SultanaEleusis SultanaEleusis
    12/10/09

    @flavorflav: Boone was also the birthplace of Davy Crockett, wasn't it?
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    12/10/09

    @TyTy27: Can't you lame bishes work from home like I do when the weather sucks?
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/10/09

    @TyTy27: I hear harps playing when I read "fulfillment house."
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    12/10/09

    @miss_msry: I knew my Des Moines Area Community College degree would pay off one day!
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    Image of TyTy27 TyTy27
    12/11/09

    @bytememehard: I work in New York. Most magazine publishers outsource their customer service--in this case, Iowa, where the weather forced closures of most of the facilities.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    12/17/09

    @TyTy27: Yeah, so the facility is closed, I get it, but people in Iowa can still work electronically from home, can't they?
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    Image of martina.navratil martina.navratil
    12/10/09

    In reply to Emergency at Vanity Fair!
    Conde Nast Subs are based in Boone, Iowa... probably weather related.
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    MissNormaDesmond promoted this comment TheUptightMidwesterner approved this comment martina.navratil was starred martina.navratil was unstarred
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