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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    01:40 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    I give it three to four weeks before hilarious hijinks ensue.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01:39 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    I so totally love this that I am nearly speechless but still have to say something about it.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    01:47 PM

    @Tart of Darkness: Compilation of Sam Jackson quotes out of context works whenever at a loss for words..
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    Image of Aatom Aatom
    01:34 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    This is like that time when he was in Extras. Gervais now played by Denton, of course.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    01:38 PM

    @Aatom: Awesome!
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    01:29 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    What has this inglourious basterd ever done to merit the honor of living next door to the Coolest Person Alive®?
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    Image of TheSometimesWhy TheSometimesWhy
    01:37 PM

    @snugbug: And exactly which one is which?
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    01:42 PM

    @TheSometimesWhy: Yeah, no way you're tricking me into disambiguating this.
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    Image of flossy flossy
    01:21 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    I have a story about Samuel L. Jackson that I can't prove to be true, but it comes on pretty good authority and in any case, I choose to believe it.

    A college friend of mine grew up in the same California town as Samuel L. Jackson and his kids, and this girl became friends with SLJ's daughter. One night when they were teenagers, my friend and his daughter were caught in SLJ's hot tub, halfway through a blunt. SLJ seemed pissed, he gave them a stern look told them to finish up, dry off and meet him in his study (of course, they did not finish smoking, because who wants to be even more stoned when Samuel Motherfucking Jackson is about to tear you a new one?).

    They dried off and up they went, trying not to soil themselves. SLJ sat them down and said "I see you've been experimenting with marijuana." He took a roll of dental floss out of his desk and cut off a piece. "And that's okay." He brandished the dental floss. "But if you ever, ever"--he stuck the dental floss up one nostril--"try cocaine... you are in for a world of hurt." He then proceeded to pull the dental floss down through the other nostril and floss his deviated septum while staring them down like a man who meant fucking business.

    Needless to say, she stayed away from the bad shit.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    01:38 PM

    @flossy: I totes believe the anti-drug speech portion of this. "Our man in Inglewood" is longtime rehabbed and I can completely envision him being militant about staying sober.

    The fact that he has a study in his home, on the other hand, I don't buy. A shooting range? Yes. A vineyard on his property? Yes. A small chapel? Mais oui. But not a study. Sam Jackson has no use for books, as his brain already contains all the wisdom of the world.
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    Image of the supergoddess the supergoddess
    01:08 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    SCREAMING, CLUTCHING FACE, TEARING AT HAIR!!!!
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    01:05 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    Won't the floor collapse from the mighty weight of all those huge craniums?
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    01:04 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    Is that a photo of what Nick might look like after he said what again, motherfucker?
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    01:02 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    Snakes in a HOA
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    Image of ninety_nine ninety_nine
    01:01 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    Are you going to give him the traditional welcome Foster?
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    12:58 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    [Random quote from Pulp Fiction]
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    01:23 PM

    @RandomLunatic: "I'll just walk the earth. You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from Kung Fu."
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    01:28 PM

    @snugbug: And this is that.
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    Image of ShanghaiLil ShanghaiLil
    12:57 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    "They're cousins...Identical cousins..."
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    Image of sweetpickles sweetpickles
    12:55 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    Say what again!!!!
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    12:51 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    I want to go trick-or-treating in this building right now.
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    Image of Anthony De Rosa Anthony De Rosa
    12:51 PM

    In reply to Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?
    Does Nick like foot massages?
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    12:56 PM

    @Anthony De Rosa: Not if it's going to cost him one of his windows.
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