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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/02/09

    In reply to So You're Into Haggis?
    I'm more offended by the mashed potatoes.

    How can you abide by dry taters? Yah, yah, the chopped monkey ass-meat (with hair) to the right looks to be revolutionary in its repulsiveness, but, yeah, unadorned white potato is a sin against nature. The markings of a true culinary troglodyte.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/02/09

    @Spirit Fingers: well, I'm a rare one because I could never understand the appeal of that liquid meat so many people like on top of their taters.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    12/02/09

    In reply to So You're Into Haggis?
    I believe that I posted a haggis wikipedia entry in the comments, to the general amusement of those not acquainted with this special culinary item
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/02/09

    In reply to So You're Into Haggis?
    Suggested pairing: a vibrant young manischewitz that will bring out and play counterpoint to the greasy undertone of the suet.
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    Image of GregorMendel GregorMendel
    12/02/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: I read that as "vibrating" young manischewitz.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    12/02/09

    @GregorMendel:

    ...which connects nicely to the Casey Johnson-Jasmine Lennard storyline!
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    12/02/09

    In reply to So You're Into Haggis?
    I posted this Monty Python favorite in the comments long ago, but I think it's time for a replay:

    Horace

    Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay
    Horace ate himself one day.
    He didn't stop to say his grace,
    He just sat down and ate his face.
    "We can't have this," his Dad declared,
    "If that lad's ate, he should be shared."
    But even as he spoke they saw
    Horace eating more and more:
    First his legs and then his thighs,
    His arms, his nose, his hair, his eyes...
    "Stop him someone!" Mother cried,
    "Those eyeballs would be better fried!"
    But all too late, for they were gone,
    And he had started on his dong...
    "Oh! foolish child!" the father mourns,
    "You could have deep-fried that with prawns,
    Some parsley and some tartar sauce..."
    But H. was on his second course:
    His liver and his lights and lung,
    His ears, his neck, his chin, his tongue;
    "To think I raised him from the cot
    And now he's going to scoff the lot!"
    His Mother cried: "What shall we do?
    What's left won't even make a stew..."
    And as she wept, her son was seen
    To eat his head, his heart, his spleen.
    And there he lay: a boy no more,
    Just a stomach, on the floor...
    None the less, since it was his
    They ate it – that's what haggis is.
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    Image of OliversArmy OliversArmy
    12/02/09

    In reply to So You're Into Haggis?
    This may be the funniest thing Alton Brown has ever done:
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    Image of meechybee meechybee
    12/02/09

    @OliversArmy: Agreed -- thanks for finding this so fast. BTW, am I the only one freaked out by the "new" thin Alton? He's looking Michael Stipe-ish thin.
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    12/02/09

    In reply to So You're Into Haggis?
    Dude, man, haggis is delicious.
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    Image of Signore Pinko-Panko! Signore Pinko-Panko!
    12/02/09

    @braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: One of the best foods on this planet! (By the way, that's really sly of you, making it look like I'm saying that you are, as usual, completely correct. Though, in this instance, you are, indeed, completely correct!)
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    12/02/09

    @Signore Pinko-Panko!: It's a pretty usual occurrence. I figured I'd just save everyone some time.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    12/02/09

    In reply to So You're Into Haggis?
    Am I just starving or does that look really freaking good?
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    12/02/09

    @Matt Cherette: "Looks" is definitely the operative word there.

    I never understood Haggis. I could get on board if they deep fried it, but boiling? Ugh.
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    12/02/09

    @Mike Byhoff: One time when I was little, I remember my mom boiling chicken. It was so bad (in looks and in taste), apparently, that my dad actually documented it with photo evidence. I should try to find those pictures.

    Also, ANSWER MY GCHAT.
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    Image of Signore Pinko-Panko! Signore Pinko-Panko!
    12/02/09

    @Mike Byhoff: Hmmmm, the Scots may take you up on that. They are, after all, the land of the deep-fried Mars bar.
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    If_I_Had_a_Poodle promoted this comment Signore Pinko-Panko! was starred Signore Pinko-Panko! was unstarred
    Image of Encantada Encantada
    12/02/09

    @Mike Byhoff: I grew up on the West Coast of Scotland, and (like most food there) haggis is often fried. Also, Scots tell foreigners that a haggis is a small animal that has two short legs on one side of its body so it can run around hills easily. They say that to catch them, you run toward them in the opposite direction and knock them over. It's kind of a Scottish "shooting snipe" story.
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    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    12/02/09

    @Encantada: I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT STORY! Except they said in order to catch them you just stand on the top of the hill and wait for it to come to you.

    And I 100% believed it.

    Stupid Scottish.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    12/02/09

    In reply to So You're Into Haggis?
    With all your coverage of gay-rights issues, I'm surprised these people haven't sent you any press releases.
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    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    12/02/09

    @Claire Buoyant: "Mr. Brain's" is one of the worst goddamn company names I've encountered.
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    Image of Nigerian Business Executive Nigerian Business Executive
    12/02/09

    @Claire Buoyant: I couldn't believe this was serious until I checked with some British friends: [news.bbc.co.uk] Favourite quote: "The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year."
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    Claire Buoyant promoted this comment Edited by Nigerian Business Executive at 12/02/09 6:02 PM Nigerian Business Executive was starred Nigerian Business Executive was unstarred
    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    12/02/09

    @Nigerian Business Executive: I guess if you're already saddled with an unfortunate family name, you might as well go all the way.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    12/02/09

    @sweet_communist: I read it as Mr. Brian's Faggots and I was about to sue for copyright infringement!
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    12/02/09

    @Claire Buoyant: No doubt about it, gobbling faggots is the highlight of many a day.
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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    12/02/09

    @Claire Buoyant: Or these people. (This product is available in my grocery store, btw.)
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    12/02/09

    @Z und Vielpunkt's chick: Homos in the Holy Land! Somebody should make that into a musical.
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    Image of Don Is Don Is
    12/02/09

    In reply to So You're Into Haggis?
    I bet VirusWithShoes has something to do with this.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/02/09

    In reply to So You're Into Haggis?
    Just like Britney Spears gets those press releases from Vlasic.
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    12/02/09

    In reply to So You're Into Haggis?
    I thought it was something to do with Casey Johnson.

    "Blah blah blah, this hag is fucking heinous, blah blah blah."
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    Image of Nick Douglas Nick Douglas
    11/30/09

    In reply to Fruit-Laden Railcar Engenders Concern For Indigents
    In San Francisco, I took a shortcut through the alley from my apartment to the grocery store. I felt a little guilty each time I walked back past the gentle homeless people with my full bags of groceries.

    So once I offered one of them an apple. "Sorry," he said. "No teeth."
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    Image of Cicada Cicada
    11/30/09

    In reply to GOP Literally Digging Through ACORN's Trash for Anything Bad-Seeming
    I have some conservative relatives who are convinced that Obama lost the popular vote and that ACORN produced the fake votes that let him win.
    For the record, that would mean that ACORN produced almost 10 million votes. My relatives have never been able to explain exactly how ACORN was able to pull off voter fraud on such a massive scale, but that doesn't seem to affect their very fervent belief that they did.
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    Image of benjwah004 benjwah004
    11/30/09

    @Cicada: I'm guessing they think Florida 2000 is how elections are supposed to run?
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    Image of Cicada Cicada
    11/30/09

    @benjwah004: Oh, I'm pretty sure they thought Gore was a giant whiny bitch for insisting on the recount. My uncle definitely had the "Sore Loserman 2000" bumper sticker. The irony, it burns!
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    11/30/09

    In reply to Fruit-Laden Railcar Engenders Concern For Indigents
    Up next, the Parks and Recreation Department blows up Sheridan Square for a park preservation ad.
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    11/30/09

    In reply to GOP Literally Digging Through ACORN's Trash for Anything Bad-Seeming
    ACORN is some sort of wingnut racist dog whistle code phrase now that the media is onto "those people", "welfare queens", and "jigapoo."
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    Image of Atilla the Bun Atilla the Bun
    11/30/09

    @Mo MoDo: Don't forget "thugs."
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