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    Image of RachelSklar RachelSklar
    03:08 AM

    In reply to All John Mayer Interviews Now Lead to the Same Conclusion: He's (Probably) a Date Rapist.
    I read the piece. I did not find him to be rapey.
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    02:31 AM

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Scary Blueprint for World Domination in 2010, Unveiled: "The Plan"
    Good news, everyone! With my 100-year plan, I'll never have to actually deliver on any of my schemes! It'll be your children that have to sort through the detritus of the failed Beck prophecies, and I'll be long dead by then--also, buried beneath a gigantic golden sculpture of my own pudgy face!
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12:37 AM

    In reply to All John Mayer Interviews Now Lead to the Same Conclusion: He's (Probably) a Date Rapist.
    This quote sounds more closet gay than rapist to me:

    "It's crazy to me that in my head, that being 32 and dating women is going to get me in trouble," he said, talking faster as he went along. "I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare."
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11/21/09

    In reply to All John Mayer Interviews Now Lead to the Same Conclusion: He's (Probably) a Date Rapist.
    Just wondering: Are there popular "guitar gods" lamer than John Mayer out there? I've often tried to compile a Top Three Guitarists Lamer Than John Mayer, but I inevitably get stuck after number 2.
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    Image of MissNormaDesmond MissNormaDesmond
    01:09 AM

    @snugbug: You need to eat more fiber.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    01:14 AM

    @snugbug: Well... I assume you want people from his generation? There are far more awful "guitar gods" from decades past. His only really competition in his age bracket that I can think of (at least as far as shitty frat-blooze playing goes) is Kenny Wayne Shepherd. Of course, I had to look him up to even remember his name, so he's a distant second at best.
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    Image of dippitydoo dippitydoo
    11/21/09

    In reply to All John Mayer Interviews Now Lead to the Same Conclusion: He's (Probably) a Date Rapist.
    "pretty boy singer/songwriter?" blech. this guy has freaked me out since day one. when i heard 'your body is a wonderland' my gut instinct said: pedophile. he creeps me out so bad - i can barely stomach his music or his face.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11/21/09

    @dippitydoo: I'm with you, dude! My rock & rolla ex and I used to chant together, whenever that video came on teevee, "Your body is a chocolate factory!"

    #poopjokes
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/21/09

    In reply to All John Mayer Interviews Now Lead to the Same Conclusion: He's (Probably) a Date Rapist.
    OH. I guess I should note that there's also the possibility that John Mayer just hates his publicist. In which case: awesome.
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    Image of The-Littlest-Hobo The-Littlest-Hobo
    11/21/09

    In reply to All John Mayer Interviews Now Lead to the Same Conclusion: He's (Probably) a Date Rapist.
    Furthermore, I have it on good authority that this is one of John Mayer's favorite songs of all time.

    (warning: This song is really fucked-up and offensive, although kind of catchy!)
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    Image of VioletViolet VioletViolet
    11/21/09

    In reply to All John Mayer Interviews Now Lead to the Same Conclusion: He's (Probably) a Date Rapist.
    I know a girl who met John Mayer at a bar and he told her that she looked like she could give really good head. What made me believe her is that she didn't sound happy about it when she told the story.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    11/21/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Scary Blueprint for World Domination in 2010, Unveiled: "The Plan"
    @Foster Kamer: Tremendous takedown.

    This should be the answer to pretty much anything a GOP politician says: "We call those cults"
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    Edited by If_I_Had_a_Poodle at 11/21/09 10:23 PM If_I_Had_a_Poodle was starred If_I_Had_a_Poodle was unstarred
    Image of Helio Helio
    11/21/09

    @If_I_Had_a_Poodle: i second this heartily. Excellent piece, Foster.
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    11/21/09

    In reply to All John Mayer Interviews Now Lead to the Same Conclusion: He's (Probably) a Date Rapist.

    Redacted
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    Edited by phlox✔ at 11/21/09 10:17 PM phlox✔ was starred phlox✔ was unstarred
    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/21/09

    In reply to All John Mayer Interviews Now Lead to the Same Conclusion: He's (Probably) a Date Rapist.
    He looks developmentally disabled in that picture, so it's kind of difficult to hate him right now.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/21/09

    @Lysergic Asset: Yeah, I mean. I could've chose a rapey Patrick Bateman face, but I laugh every time I look at that picture. So I'm okay with it.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/21/09

    @Foster Kamer: I like your picture to article compatibility... your sense of humor comes through.

    #tips
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    Image of kappakappaspankme kappakappaspankme
    11/21/09

    @Foster Kamer: Cannot. Stop. Laughing. Night has been made.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11/21/09

    @Lysergic Asset: I realize that his mike casts a shadow over his shirt, but I prefer to imagine that it's a drool stain. Am I going to hell or am I going to hell?
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/21/09

    @snugbug: Well, I was originally going to say that it was an age-progression photo of Trig Palin, so I'm right there with you.

    #tips
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    Image of dippitydoo dippitydoo
    11/21/09

    @snugbug: that's totally what i was thinking. wishing against hope that is was drool... and lots of it.
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/21/09


    @Foster Kamer:
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/21/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Scary Blueprint for World Domination in 2010, Unveiled: "The Plan"
    By the way, that image above - aside from my dutiful filling in of what's parenthetically implied - is actually the image on Beck's site. Not joking.
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    Image of hughman hughman
    11/21/09

    @Foster Kamer: i never realized the washington monument sat right behind the white house. or does he think they're cremation chimneys?
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    11/21/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Scary Blueprint for World Domination in 2010, Unveiled: "The Plan"
    MY TWO-MINUTE, ONE-STEP PLAN FOR GLENN BECK:
    1) Jump into fire.
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/21/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Scary Blueprint for World Domination in 2010, Unveiled: "The Plan"
    We're all laughing now, but it's not going to be funny if these folks are in charge:
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    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/21/09

    @Lysergic Asset: 2nd try for YouTube embed...
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/21/09

    In reply to Glenn Beck's Scary Blueprint for World Domination in 2010, Unveiled: "The Plan"
    I think the first iteration of this movement was much more stirring, original and effective. Fueled by classic idioms like Work Shall Set You Free, We Need Breathing Room and Lightning War, they set loins a-quivering so much better. To say nothing of their far superior costume designers.
    It's comparing fresh-squeezed to Tang, really.
     Reply
    Edited by Trai_Dep at 11/21/09 8:24 PM Trai_Dep was starred Trai_Dep was unstarred
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