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    12/09/09

    In reply to James Franco's General Hospital Appearance Was Subversive Performance Art
    This has to be some of the lamest shit I've ever heard.
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    12/09/09

    In reply to Aliens Attack in Norway
     
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/09/09

    In reply to Aliens Attack in Norway
    I'm just amazed that the dude outside the big Norwegian strip club can trace a logarithmic spiral with that huge blue spotlight.
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    Image of yourfriendandneighbor yourfriendandneighbor
    12/09/09

    In reply to Aliens Attack in Norway
    it's Tiger's latest mistress. from Uranus.
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    Image of SuperBien SuperBien
    12/09/09

    In reply to Aliens Attack in Norway
    "Look, the blue flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO laser beam exploding. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and simply reflected the light from Venus. Now, if I can ask you to look directly at me. I'd like to take your photograph . . ."
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    12/09/09

     
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    12/09/09

    In reply to Aliens Attack in Norway
    They're testing the new European Space Agency HypnoMissile.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/09/09

    In reply to Aliens Attack in Norway
    Hoax et lumiere.
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    12/09/09

    In reply to Aliens Attack in Norway
    Was that the astronomical version of goatse?
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/09/09

    In reply to Aliens Attack in Norway
    Kill it with fire!!!
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    12/09/09

    @BettyCrocker: DO NOT WANT!
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    12/09/09

    @pureblarney: It's like The Hershey Kiss family!!!
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/09/09

    In reply to Aliens Attack in Norway
    Um, this is not okay.

    If there are going to be lasers, and I indeed believe there will be, I'd like to submit a list of names (other than myself, of course) for the beaming, probing, and potential lunch-meating by reptiles/orb-headed enlarged squid/Tom Cruise/or cats from Thundera.

    We earthlings need to have options and expendables we'd be prepared to sacrifice if ever the ALIENS want People-Mc-SnackWraps.

    I say we get started.

    1) Beck
    2) Palin
    3) Limbaugh
    4) Woods
    5) Kanye

    Sadly, the ALIENS won't gain any intelligence or juicy brain nuggets, but you know, in the right sauce, with a little cilantro....
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    12/09/09

    @Spirit Fingers:

    6) Paris
    7) Speidi (two-in-one)
    8) Rihanna
    9) Dov Charney
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    Image of Magister Magister
    12/09/09

    In reply to Aliens Attack in Norway
    It looks like Jack O'Neill successfully activated the Ancient weapon. Thor would be proud.
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    12/09/09

    In reply to Aliens Attack in Norway
    What does Sarah Palin have to say about it?
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/09/09

    @Island of Misfit Toys: What she always says about furriners, "lock and load."
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    12/09/09

    @Mike Jahn: Kill, baby, Kill
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    Image of HenryLovesFonzie HenryLovesFonzie
    12/09/09

    @Island of Misfit Toys: In what regard, Charlie?
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    12/09/09

    In reply to Aliens Attack in Norway
    They have come to see Obama collect his prize. He will reveal his ears at that time:

    [mediaelites.com]
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    Image of Mike Jahn Mike Jahn
    12/09/09

    In reply to Aliens Attack in Norway
    Lady Gaga is in the middle of a European tour.
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    Image of Miss Anita Manbadly Miss Anita Manbadly
    12/09/09

    @Mike Jahn: Well played.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    12/09/09

    In reply to Aliens Attack in Norway
    Xenu!

    Mercy!

    I swear, I am a clear!
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