In San Francisco, I took a shortcut through the alley from my apartment to the grocery store. I felt a little guilty each time I walked back past the gentle homeless people with my full bags of groceries.
So once I offered one of them an apple. "Sorry," he said. "No teeth."
I have some conservative relatives who are convinced that Obama lost the popular vote and that ACORN produced the fake votes that let him win.
For the record, that would mean that ACORN produced almost 10 million votes. My relatives have never been able to explain exactly how ACORN was able to pull off voter fraud on such a massive scale, but that doesn't seem to affect their very fervent belief that they did.
@benjwah004: Oh, I'm pretty sure they thought Gore was a giant whiny bitch for insisting on the recount. My uncle definitely had the "Sore Loserman 2000" bumper sticker. The irony, it burns!
I'm pretty much a lib now, but once upon a time I was a misguided young Reagan supporter, and I gotta say - this shit right here has Uncle Ronnie spinning in his grave. Effed up as the Republicans have always been in some respects, the Reagan-era bunch tried to snag bigger fish and focus on bigger issues - yes, to the point of ginning some up if none were available. The pettiness and self-pity of the current iteration of Republicanism would make their dead, red-meat icons weep with shame.
@Lysergic Asset: And he fought Nazis! They could dig through his trash to try and smear him, and all they'd find are the kickass medals that couldn't fit on his jacket.
@OHymenMyHymen: They will also never understand how this in no way is the same as 2000 and 2004 where the race was so tight a VALID argument for it being stolen could be made.
@OHymenMyHymen: By "retarded Canadian woman" I assume you mean Sarah Palin. Please do not call her Canadian. Trust me, she could only be grown in the U.S.
@Jim Topoleski: The 2000 and 2004 elections fall outside the realm of "valid argument" and into the realm of "this country is a democracy... for the rich."
@Rozelle’s Bagman: I dunno. Maybe Roy Williams can't catch a Romo-pass to save his life these days because of an ACORN conspiracy. My pops would probably believe it, as he believes ACORN is the root of most all other evil in the world.
Urophilia! Frottage! Black-varnished toe nails! Consorting with transvestites! Bring me the salts, for my delicate constitution cannot take the outrage and I'm about to get the vapors!
PS: Adam, mah dear, I've seen worse in an U-Bahn station in Berlin during daylight hours. Get thee a grip, honey.
A couple of items above, it was dierespectful to refer to Christine Penner as "Mike" and a "tranny" and this item illustrates why. What exactly do people mean by "tranny"? Transgendered? Transsexual? Transvestite? Drag queen? Each is distinct from the others.
Don't pretend like you'd rather go to boring ass law school than cover the multifacted, ever-evolving beast that is TRANNYPEEGATE. Dig deeper, my friend. This story could make you.
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So once I offered one of them an apple. "Sorry," he said. "No teeth."
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For the record, that would mean that ACORN produced almost 10 million votes. My relatives have never been able to explain exactly how ACORN was able to pull off voter fraud on such a massive scale, but that doesn't seem to affect their very fervent belief that they did.
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*(conspiracy theories...)
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I was thinking it would make an interesting commercial for Depends.
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Lamberghini? Lambertyrannasauroussex? Lambacchic? Lambertine? Lamborgy? Lambelshazzar? (Belshazzar being the last king of Babylon, natch)
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Urophilia! Frottage! Black-varnished toe nails! Consorting with transvestites! Bring me the salts, for my delicate constitution cannot take the outrage and I'm about to get the vapors!
PS: Adam, mah dear, I've seen worse in an U-Bahn station in Berlin during daylight hours. Get thee a grip, honey.
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I'm pretty sure there are transexuals who are willing to pee on straight men, bi dudes, lesbians and hedgehogs.
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*[Ba-dum-chh!]
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