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    Is Julia Allison Supposed to Be Famous or Something?

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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    11/10/09

    In reply to Is Julia Allison Supposed to Be Famous or Something?
    I heard the ads with Julia Allison in them were Web-only, and she wasn't in any of the ones broadcast on television.

    Is that wrong? Hamilton, do you know for a fact that this one was broadcast on TV, not just posted on the web?

    Just curious ... #advertising
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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    11/10/09

    In reply to Is Julia Allison Supposed to Be Famous or Something?
    I've never seen this commercial before. Does it even play in the U.S.? Besides from that, it is a very odd commercial. Why was she even up there? And why didn't the "Can you here me now" guy get to say anything? Odd indeed. #advertising
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    11/10/09

    In reply to Is Julia Allison Supposed to Be Famous or Something?
    She's become the female version of the Mac Guy.

    Minus the annoying not-quite facial hair.

    I think. #advertising
     Reply
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/10/09

    In reply to Is Julia Allison Supposed to Be Famous or Something?
    Nothing odd about it at all. There are lots of models with great racks who have no name recognition. #advertising
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    11/10/09

    In reply to Is Julia Allison Supposed to Be Famous or Something?
    Dude, I watch sports obsessively, which is the only time these ads are ever aired, and she is not in the tv edit. Maybe this version airs on, like, Oxygen, I guess, so I shouldn't be so strongly dismissive but ads only count when they're shown on Fox NFL Today. It is weird that they forced poor Peyton Manning to sit next to her though. The one with the cartoon characters from "Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs" sitting with Peyton and Justin is way better because what the HELL is going on in that one? #advertising
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    11/10/09

    In reply to Is Julia Allison Supposed to Be Famous or Something?
    MJ is dead, long live JA. #advertising
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    Niko Bellic was starred Niko Bellic was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11/10/09

    @Niko Bellic: Is that your roundabout way of positing that by the time he passed on, Michael Jackson had turned into a histrionic white woman with a Scarlett O'Hara hairdo? #advertising
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11/10/09

    @snugbug: God, I'm such an a-hole. I don't even dislike Julia. She amuses me more than anything. #advertising
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11/10/09

    In reply to Is Julia Allison Supposed to Be Famous or Something?
    Fankly, Justin Timberlake comes across vastly more dorkumonguous than Miz Julia. In the old days A-listers had the decency to shill exclusively on Japanese TV. This is kind of a step up for her and a tumble down for him. #advertising
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    11/10/09

    @snugbug: Julia Allison is a virus that Gawker injected into the celebrity space. Now watch them all tumble to "the level of Julia Allison". Loving it. #advertising
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/10/09

    In reply to Is Julia Allison Supposed to Be Famous or Something?
    She's really just a Real Housewives of Schenectady waiting to happen, or perhaps an inevitable participant in VH1's Real Love with an Old WhoreBag and the People They Like to Copulate With for Money on Television As if We Didn't Know series. #advertising
     Reply
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    11/10/09

    In reply to Is Julia Allison Supposed to Be Famous or Something?
    When I saw the Whack A Mole spot earlier today, it enraged me. Fcking flamewhore. GO AWAY. Grrrrrrrrrr #advertising
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/10/09

    In reply to Is Julia Allison Supposed to Be Famous or Something?
    I'm not really sure who could be to blame other than you guys--at the risk of repeating something I'm sure you hear all too often, I've never heard of her outside this site, so...yeah.

    Also, I've seen this commercial a zillion times and never noticed her. Is this a special Gawker.tv cut or something? #advertising
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    Image of Products Will Save Me Products Will Save Me
    11/10/09

    @DahlELama: Same sentiments all around. #advertising
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    Image of The One The One
    11/10/09

    In reply to Is Julia Allison Supposed to Be Famous or Something?
    Not necessarily allowed to sit next to real live famous people. More likely green screens were used, and she was nowhere near the actual famous people. #advertising
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    11/10/09

    @The One: I'm pretty sure the "actual famous people" were animatronic. #advertising
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    Image of GooberSaysHey GooberSaysHey
    11/10/09

    @DennyCrane: Well then we can all hope they go all Westworld on her ass and eliminate this loser already. #advertising
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    The One promoted this comment GooberSaysHey was starred GooberSaysHey was unstarred
    Image of subpar subpar
    11/10/09


    @The One: I hate to do this, but:

    I hope she didn't get the chance to poison that little girl with dating advice. #advertising
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    The One promoted this comment subpar was starred subpar was unstarred
    Image of The One The One
    11/10/09

    @subpar: No worries, they probably never met.

    The little girl probably filmed her part with Peyton and Justin in person, while Julia had to be green screened in later. #advertising
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    The One was starred The One was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    In reply to Is Julia Allison Supposed to Be Famous or Something?
    Julia
    (Maybe Gawker’s right. Maybe there is something the matter with me.
    I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad.)

    Look at this stuff
    Isn't it neat?
    Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
    Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
    The girl who has everything?
    Look at this trove
    Treasures untold
    How many wonders can one tacky loft hold?
    Looking around here you think
    Sure, she's got everything
    I Tumblr and Twitter a-plenty
    I've got pink dresses and cupcakes galore
    You want satin headbands?
    I've got twenty!
    But who cares?
    No big deal
    I’m a boooooooooooore

    I wanna be where the famous are
    I wanna see, wanna see them dancin'
    Walking around on those - what do you call 'em?
    Oh - shoes!

    Twittering Tweets, you don't get too far
    Shaved legs are required for jumping, dancing
    Sucking down lotsa - what's that word again?
    Oh – booze!

    Up where they walk, up where they run
    Up where there’s cameras, and shades in fake sun
    Wanderin' free – for a small fee
    Part of that world

    What would I give if I could live away from you Gawkers?
    What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand? (Next to Justin!)
    Bet'cha on TV they understand
    That Hiltons don't reprimand their daughters
    Proper women sick of swimmin'
    Backstage with the band

    And ready to know what the people know
    Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
    What's Valtrex and why does it - what's the word?
    Burn?

    When's it my turn?
    Wouldn't I love, love to explore that world up above?
    Out of NYC
    Wish I could be
    Part of that world #advertising
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    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of Airvault Airvault
    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: Wonderful! And now my day is complete. Thank you. I'm off to bed. #advertising
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    Image of goetz goetz
    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: I love you. #advertising
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    BettyCrocker promoted this comment goetz was starred goetz was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    @Airvault: I've got half the office humming it. #advertising
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    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: Marry me? #advertising
     Reply
    DennyCrane was starred DennyCrane was unstarred
    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: Wow. I would buy you a drink right now if I could. #advertising
     Reply
    hamburgerhotdog was starred hamburgerhotdog was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    @hamburgerhotdog: And I would drink it, and then buy you one, 'cause that's how I roll. #advertising
     Reply
    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    @DennyCrane: We'd have to do it in Boston, but hey! #advertising
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    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: Now that's a tune I don't mind humming all day. Hearted. #advertising
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    @goetz: XOXOXOX #advertising
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    Image of saralapua saralapua
    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: Truly outstanding. #advertising
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    Image of flythedelorean flythedelorean
    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: Someone should re-record this over her lip dub. #advertising
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    BettyCrocker promoted this comment flythedelorean was starred flythedelorean was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    @flythedelorean: A drag queen, ideally. #advertising
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    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: I nominate this for a DahlELommie. (Yes, I know that's not real, but I adored this.)
     Reply
    Edited by DahlELama at 11/10/09 1:46 PM DahlELama was starred DahlELama was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    @DahlELama: Thank you!!! #advertising
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    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/10/09

    @BettyCrocker: Why don't YOU Get to sit next to a guy who sits next to Justin Timberlake?

    You'd deliver the lines better, too. #advertising
     Reply
    raincoaster was starred raincoaster was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11/10/09

    @raincoaster: I actually met him once - distracted but charming. Nice guy. And thanks! #advertising
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    Image of mattchew03 mattchew03
    11/10/09

    In reply to Is Julia Allison Supposed to Be Famous or Something?
    Wow EXCUSE YOU, she just hit 16,000 followers on Twitter!!1!!!1 #advertising
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    11/10/09

    @mattchew03: Oh mattchew03, deny it all you like, but you looove women. #advertising
     Reply
    DahlELama was starred DahlELama was unstarred
    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    11/10/09

    In reply to Is Julia Allison Supposed to Be Famous or Something?
    Every time I've seen this aired on TV she's (wisely) cut out. #advertising
     Reply
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    Image of Products Will Save Me Products Will Save Me
    11/10/09

    @hamburgerhotdog: Oh there's Peyton... and Justin... nope, no used up nobody here. #advertising
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    11/10/09

    In reply to Is Julia Allison Supposed to Be Famous or Something?
    Since the economy is getting better, I will outbid Smails and offer $140. #advertising
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/10/09

    @Swifter: But how much for her to show "Mr. Knish"? Goodness that's a deep voice for someone ostensibly born female. #advertising
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