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    Image of flavorflav flavorflav
    04:37 PM

    In reply to Emergency at Vanity Fair!
    Oh! Hey! Gawker! Call on me! Vanity Fair's circulation back office is in Boone, Iowa, which was buried under a blizzard yesterday. No one went to work yesterday, and only a handful did today. (I earned 15 community college credits in Boone in the late 90s and never, ever, ever thought Boone would make Gawker. It's Mamie Doud Eisenhower's birthplace, you know!)
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    Image of xyzpdq xyzpdq
    04:42 PM

    @flavorflav: Aren't you servicey! What the hell were you doing in Boone, Iowa anyway?
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    Image of minge minge
    04:49 PM

    @flavorflav: You know, I'd rather go to that Oscar party than the other Vanity Fair one.

    /Sarah Palin
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    Image of TyTy27 TyTy27
    04:56 PM

    @flavorflav: Yup, exactly right. Our fulfillment house/customer service folks were closed for the day as well.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    05:43 PM

    @flavorflav:

    I just hearted you for admitting to community college in Boone of all places.
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    Image of SultanaEleusis SultanaEleusis
    05:45 PM

    @flavorflav: Boone was also the birthplace of Davy Crockett, wasn't it?
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    06:02 PM

    @TyTy27: Can't you lame bishes work from home like I do when the weather sucks?
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    06:42 PM

    @TyTy27: I hear harps playing when I read "fulfillment house."
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    Image of flavorflav flavorflav
    06:46 PM

    @miss_msry: I knew my Des Moines Area Community College degree would pay off one day!
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    Image of lionel-mandrake lionel-mandrake
    04:25 PM

    In reply to Emergency at Vanity Fair!
    There's only one person left in the department, and she had to step away for a piddle.
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    04:21 PM

    In reply to Emergency at Vanity Fair!
    GW is having a breakdown? Nan Darien has finally snapped, taken a KPMG droid in a polyester suit hostage? Ed Coaster spilled his Venti Blanton's on the computer? (oh that roguish Uncle Ed)
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04:35 PM

    @raincoaster: Hitchens came to Jesus?
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    Image of beefer beefer
    04:41 PM

    @Juancho: Jesus came to Hitchens? Someone tell him it's not an epiphany, just the DTs.
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    Lucky promoted this comment Edited by beefer at 12/10/09 4:42 PM beefer was starred beefer was unstarred
    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    08:04 PM

    @Juancho: That sounds like potentially the most controversial porn scene of all time.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04:19 PM

    In reply to Emergency at Vanity Fair!
    Hitchens is sober and staff are being diverted to rectify the situation.
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    Image of daveyjonesisdead daveyjonesisdead
    04:18 PM

    In reply to Emergency at Vanity Fair!
    sticking fingers in ears, "la la la la, we can't hear you..." There may be year-end accouting riding on copies alleged to have been delivered?
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    04:17 PM

    In reply to Emergency at Vanity Fair!
    Maybe the glare from Meryl's forehead focused for an instant on one of their auxiliary propane storage cannisters, causing a devastating explosion that ripped one whole side off of the building!

    We should call for help. Or laugh. Or something.
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    Image of manchops manchops
    04:17 PM

    In reply to Emergency at Vanity Fair!
    GREEN BALLOONS!
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    04:37 PM

    @manchops: Everyone is staring at me because I literally snorted/laughted at that. Really, really loud!
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    Image of manchops manchops
    05:17 PM

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: As one uptight-ex-midwesterner (minnesota no less) I take that as the highest of compliments coming from another uptight midwestern. (are you really in the midwest?)
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    05:34 PM

    @manchops: Yes- Minnesota!
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    Image of manchops manchops
    05:39 PM

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: heart you fellow minnesotan. I'm trapped in the evils of NYC (which I kinda love), but I threaten to move back every two months
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    04:16 PM

    In reply to Emergency at Vanity Fair!
    Graydon Carter ran out of cocktail sauce.
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    Image of Artur Van Asinine Artur Van Asinine
    04:18 PM

    @Swifter: whaaaa? and there was no back up bottle of catsup with which to make some more?
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    Swifter promoted this comment Artur Van Asinine was starred Artur Van Asinine was unstarred
    Image of Swifter Swifter
    04:19 PM

    @Artur Van Asinine: West of the Mississippi, it is called Ketchup.
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    Image of goetz goetz
    04:36 PM

    @Swifter: @WhiteMan'sBourbon: Let's just say "both." But what do they call it on the mighty Mississipp'?
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    AzureTexan promoted this comment goetz was starred goetz was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    04:39 PM

    @goetz: Gazpacho?
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    05:19 PM

    @goetz: Blood.
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    Image of goetz goetz
    05:26 PM

    @AzureTexan: @Swifter: Close, but you're way off. The answer we were looking for: red gold.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    05:31 PM

    @goetz:

    An oil slick?
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    Image of goetz goetz
    06:17 PM

    @miss_msry: I'm sorry, but I don't accept answers phrased in the form of a question. All answers must be submitted in the form of a prepositional phrase.
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    Image of Products Will Save Me Products Will Save Me
    12/09/09

    In reply to James Franco's General Hospital Appearance Was Subversive Performance Art
    This has to be some of the lamest shit I've ever heard.
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    Image of OliversArmy OliversArmy
    12/09/09

    In reply to Aliens Attack in Norway
     
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/09/09

    In reply to Aliens Attack in Norway
    I'm just amazed that the dude outside the big Norwegian strip club can trace a logarithmic spiral with that huge blue spotlight.
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    Image of yourfriendandneighbor yourfriendandneighbor
    12/09/09

    In reply to Aliens Attack in Norway
    it's Tiger's latest mistress. from Uranus.
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    Image of SuperBien SuperBien
    12/09/09

    In reply to Aliens Attack in Norway
    "Look, the blue flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO laser beam exploding. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and simply reflected the light from Venus. Now, if I can ask you to look directly at me. I'd like to take your photograph . . ."
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    Edited by SuperBien at 12/09/09 12:27 PM SuperBien was starred SuperBien was unstarred
    Image of SuperBien SuperBien
    12/09/09

     
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    12/09/09

    In reply to Aliens Attack in Norway
    They're testing the new European Space Agency HypnoMissile.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/09/09

    In reply to Aliens Attack in Norway
    Hoax et lumiere.
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