What's up with Bill Cosby? Who knows! He showed up on last night's episode of The Tonight Show in a Taz-like whirlwind (impressive for a 77-year-old), and Jimmy Fallon barely got a word in edgewise. This was Cosby's opening monologue:

A Croatian man known as "the Penis Collector" has been arrested for allegedly abusing his position as a hospital nurse to amass a large collection of human dicks, taken from the bodies of dead patients.

Britney Spears superfan Gal Volinez replaced Brit-Brit with himself in the music video for "Work Bitch," and you'll barely even notice the difference.

Used to be when a bunch of people got murdered with a gun, it was called a "murder." But now it's a "shooting," because the leftist media lies, except it's not a lie, but whatever. The point, according to this awesome he-hulk in an NRA propaganda video is: Don't watch the news!

A Phoenix man was arrested on child abuse charges after repeatedly throwing his 23-month-old daughter into a pool, in what he said was an attempt to teach her that water is dangerous.

Toby Sheldon, 33, spent $100,000 on plastic surgery so he could look somewhat like Justin Bieber. Apparently he didn't have anything left over for this music video.

Bernie Tiede, a Texas mortician sentenced to life for his 1996 murder of a wealthy widow, was the inspiration for the 2012 film Bernie. On Tuesday, a judge freed Tiede on bond, and it now appears he's going to move in with director Richard Linklater, who turned his story into a dark comedy.

There are legitimate reasons to store breast milk in the office fridge, but it's hard to think of a plausible excuse for dumping the rest of the regular milk into your coffee and then replacing it with milk from your own body.

Happy Passover! Here's "That Jew Died for You," a bizarre video depicting Jesus on his way to a gas chamber in a Nazi death camp with some Polish Jews. It comes from Jews for Jesus, an evangelical group that aims to convert Hebrews in apparently the most off-putting way possible.

A pregnant Florida woman delivered her baby in a motel bathtub, and that's the least bizarre thing about the circumstances of the child's entry into this mad, mad, mad, mad world.

This bizarre GIF of Emma Watson revealing that she's actually Sofia Vergara in a rubber Emma suit has basically swallowed the internet whole this morning. But what the fuck did we just watch? Don't worry, there's an explanation. Kind of.

For almost a year, a 19-year-old London art-school brat claimed he'd stage a jarring art performance in which he'd publicly give up his virginity through anal sex with a male friend. Sounds awful, right? Well, the performance's execution turned out much, much worse.

The time-honored combination of Mentos and Coke has been a staple of YouTube videos for almost as long as YouTube has existed. But just when you thought there was no more life to squeeze out of it, here comes an Italian magician with a condom and some Nutella to add a new dimension of WTF to the proceedings.

Today in Things You'd Look Up on Snopes if There Weren't So Many Photos, a 2-year-old boy was injured at a park after someone glued razor blades to the playground equipment.

In the tradition of DoubleDickDude and The Man With No Ass Crack, another man with freakish genitals has taken to Reddit to show off his odd goods. World, meet a guy who has three testicles.

A 39-year-old woman died of a pulmonary embolism after injecting herself with Vaseline in a home breast augmentation gone wrong.

A sixth grader was suspended—and now faces expulsion—for taking a razor blade away from a classmate who was cutting himself. Her school has a "zero tolerance" weapons policy.

A woman who claimed she had the devil inside her drove a car through the doors of a church, then stabbed her husband in the chest when he showed up to check on her. She said God told her to do it.