[Angelina Jolie marches three of her children—Pax, Zahara, and Shiloh—into Toys 'R' Us, maybe to buy a gift from the tooth fairy for Shiloh, who is missing a front tooth. Image via X17]

[Lindsay Lohan pitches a fit while shopping in SoHo yesterday with mom Dina. Image via X17]

[Sarah Jessica Parker waves down an imaginary cab today on the Upper East Side today during the first day of filming for the new Sex and the City movie. Image via X17]

[Jeremy Piven butches it up for his big adventure, pedaling in style to meet his girlfriend yesterday in Malibu. Photo via X17]

Capping the disaster that is the Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt wedding, the plastic Hills couple had to wear oh-so-romantic face masks during their Cabo San Lucas "pre honeymoon."

Blogs, Facebook, and Twitter were supposed to liberate famous people from old-media gatekeepers. But John Mayer, Courtney Love, and others are teaching us that public figures are terrible at shaping their own image.

[Trapped cult wife Katie Holmes carries daughter Suri, one toy monkey and two babydolls in New York City last night; image via X17]

[Al Pacino desperately searching his phone for his stylist's number, image from X17, click for the big version]

Last week, addled ghost flapper Courtney Love celebrated the elections the best way she knew how: with a confused blog entry indicating she mistakenly voted "yes" on the anti-gay Proposition 8. Not one to let Drew Barrymore and James Franco hog all the credit, Love has now posted a series of blog updates meant to…

[Cokey model Kate Moss proceeds up a staircase and away from an unknown disturbance. Pic via X17. Click to enlarge.]

[Well paid comedic figure Adam Sandler and his gay ole bulldog on the beach in Malibu. Pic via X17. Click to enlarge.]

[Ben Affleck, an actor whose limited range of dramatic expression did not prevent him from having sex with J-Lo, celebrates democracy. Pic via X17. New headline from commenter llamalash.]

[Skinny little Victoria Beckham, apparently posing as an air marshal, makes her way through an airport yesterday. Pic via X17]

[Celebtard Paris Hilton, in chihuahua shirt, strides past a naked dog in Bel Air. Click to enlarge the pic, via X17. New headline by commenter curlyqtips.]

Click to viewBoomp3.com Malibu quickly turned into Coolsville, as soon as the world’s number one cool guy John Cusack returned from a stint up in the great white north. One Malibu resident was excited about Cusack’s return to the sleepy beach city. The resident said, “It’s not that we lost our cool status. It’s just…

Click to viewBoomp3.com West Hollywood conspiracy theorists have been working around the clock to find an answer to the age old question, "Was Natalie Portman picking out a wedgie or merely scratching her back?" Some believe that the positioning of Portman’s hand made it a quick back scratch. However, another theorist…

Click to viewBoomp3.com After enjoying a delicious meal at popular restaurant Bossa Nova, actress Kirsten Dunst was dealt a parking ticket by the cruel hand of fate. Dunst intitally shrugged it off fine, but upon further inspection became slightly miffed. There was a small note attached to the ticket that read:…

Click to viewBoomp3.com Environmentalist/female naturalist Jamie Lee Curtis brought back her beloved Uncle Jam character at a Halloween party/charity event over the weekend. Regarding her costume, Curtis said, “Given the current political situation, it just felt right that Uncle Jam came out of the closet and reminded…

Click to viewBoomp3.com Strict parental unit Billy Ray Cyrus enforced a new rule for daughter Miley Cyrus and sort of boyfriend, hunky underwear model Justin Gatson. Father Cyrus based his new rule on the infamous "five seconds" rule and Gatson now has to stand at least five feet away from his daughter when out in…

Click to viewBoomp3.com Oscar favorite Anne Hathaway took to the produce of her local Whole Foods to recreate one of her favorite scenes from the movies, the shower dance from Flash Dance. The Rachel Getting Married star was perfectly in sync with the produce sprinkler system as she twirled around the fresh vegetable…