I predict that Puck is closeted. He will think that Finn is gay, because Finn is in glee club. There will be an awkward and unfortunate incident at a sleep-over: he will make a move on Finn, and Finn will reject him. (Or, more interesting, Finn will go along with it, but the next day decide "never again, dude, I'm not gay.") Puck will fall into shame and sadness and self-loathing, and he will kill himself.
By the same token, it will turn out that Kurt is not gay, not at all, despite his playing to all the stereotypes.
@DeltaGuy: No, no, the 2/3 is "single, hot, sane." Straight men are allowed to like Bravo and Glee. However, I'm not sure if they're still allowed to watch Project Runway on Lifetime.
My best friend, who is straight, will have to be the litmus on this one.
This show is, in fact, terrible. And I say this as someone who was in EVERY SINGLE play and musical my school put on during my ENTIRE 4 years in high school. It's just like, I don't even understand the kind of bland self-involved person you would have to be to find this anything close to amusing. No offense!
@DavidWatts: Sadly, I have to agree -- it's a mixture of high-school cliches and the kind of misanthropism that makes "Nip/Tuck" so annoying. And yet the actors are appealing and the music is fun. Well, that's what TiVo fast-forward is for.
@DavidWatts: Huh. Well, color me bland and self-involved, I guess. I mean, I'm not sure how you're doing the math on that, but I enjoyed the pilot, although in fact I'm not wild about this number, because I am an old, and reserve the right to harumph about it.
I agree that the show's not breaking new ground in a lot of ways, but I guess I don't expect that much from TV. Appealing actors and fun music is more than a lot of TV has to offer, and I'll take it gladly.
I'm not saying you're wrong, mind you, although I do question the characteristics you're attributing to people who have different taste than you do. I think you probably feel the same way about this show that I do about "Desperate Housewives" -- the idea that it was somehow daring in its portrayal of the dark underside of suburbia used to annoy me, given that Douglas Sirk did it better 50 years ago.
@TedSez: I'd agree with you if the misanthropy were unmitigated, but the show manages, for example, to love the success-obsessed female character while still making fun of her flaws, and to allow her male counterpart some real nobility. Again, I don't think it's opening a new epoch in television entertainment, but I liked it.
@TedSez: Right behind you. What is it with Ryan Murphy and his basic disdain for humanity? I find his stuff unwatchable because of it. And he/they couldn't have subverted ONE cliche? Like, oh, I don't know, how about making the awesome African American girl (above) who has the REAL voice the LEAD? Crazy talk, I know.
@DavidWatts: agreed. normally I would be so on board with this kind of thing, and I really wanted to be, but it left me feeling...cold somehow. I admit that this clip is ridiculously better than the pilot, but what does that prove?
@MissNormaDesmond: Hmmm... to me, they took an incredibly pretty and talented girl (well, woman, since like most of the high-schoolers she looks well over 20) and made her a cartoonishly annoying overachiever just so the other characters would hate her. But maybe that's my own dark underside talking.
@TedSez: To me it feels more even-handed, as if they're both showing why she's annoying to other kids but also why she's so driven. It's sort of a vicious cycle -- the more she's hated by her peers, the more desperately she needs to invest in her dreams of fame and her frantic self-promotion, the more her peers pick on her in ways that are clearly shown to be cruel and hurtful. I felt for her and laughed at her at the same time. I also identified with her a bit.
But hey, potayto potahto. I'm not saying you're wrong. I guess I'm trying to acquit myself of being bland and self-involved. Wait, maybe I am a cartoonishly annoying overachieving Gawker commenter! Please don't hurl fruit drinks at me.
Blurg. Not quite what I was hoping for. Don't get me wrong--she's got a fantastic voice--but I feel like I just sat through the exact type of music video that used to make me change the channel back when MTV actually played them. The bit at the end was cute though.
@DahlELama: Yeah, I was with them up 'til the anonymous black stage and SUV with spinners.
I'm wondering though...does this mean those two characters will have a thing? Will he not be gay? Probably more of an unrequited love thing on her part.
@TubOfTaft: Past a second season? I'll be surprised if it even makes it to a second season. Hell, I'll be ecstatic if it makes it past its second episode.
If I had to guess, I'd say that was Robin Williams, Sheila James Kuehl and the guy who wrote Milk celebrating the victory of Hollywood values over the heartland.
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By the same token, it will turn out that Kurt is not gay, not at all, despite his playing to all the stereotypes.
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Of course, I do spend an inordinate amount of time on Bravo...
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I feel like singing "one of these things is not like the others." Seriously, you get to pick two, any two, of the above traits.
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My best friend, who is straight, will have to be the litmus on this one.
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I agree that the show's not breaking new ground in a lot of ways, but I guess I don't expect that much from TV. Appealing actors and fun music is more than a lot of TV has to offer, and I'll take it gladly.
I'm not saying you're wrong, mind you, although I do question the characteristics you're attributing to people who have different taste than you do. I think you probably feel the same way about this show that I do about "Desperate Housewives" -- the idea that it was somehow daring in its portrayal of the dark underside of suburbia used to annoy me, given that Douglas Sirk did it better 50 years ago.
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But hey, potayto potahto. I'm not saying you're wrong. I guess I'm trying to acquit myself of being bland and self-involved. Wait, maybe I am a cartoonishly annoying overachieving Gawker commenter! Please don't hurl fruit drinks at me.
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I'm wondering though...does this mean those two characters will have a thing? Will he not be gay? Probably more of an unrequited love thing on her part.
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But I'd be wrong.
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