The End of Watches? Yeah Right
“Sales of smartwatches and fitness trackers could outpace those of traditional watches by 2020, according to data from research firm Mintel.” Yeah right.
I Haven't Seen Star Wars Yet But I Bet it Doesn't Pass the Bechdel Test
The new Star Wars movie reportedly passes the Bechdel test. Doubt that.
A British sniper in Afghanistan reportedly fired one bullet at a jihadi from 930 yards and blew up his bomb vest, killing him and his five jihadi buddies. Then the sniper went to college, choked out a lib professor, beat Obummer in the Super Bowl, and married a beautiful blonde virgin.
Taco Bell Promises to Make Food Relatively Healthy-Ish by 2020
Taco Bell has a new goal: food that won't kill you, or at least not as quickly. On Wednesday, the fast food restaurant announced its plan to have 20% of its combo meals contain just one-third of the federal government's recommended dietary guidelines. Or roughly 700 calories and 500 mg of sodium. But why one third?…
This Election Is Tied? Yeah Right
I see all these people out here talking about how the presidential election this year "now appears to be a dead heat." Yeah right. You go right on ahead with that, Sherlock. Feed that one into the computer, good plan.
