Shitty Watch Repair Shop Threatens Lawsuit Over Two-Star Yelp Review
Is your watch broken? Do you need to get your watch fixed? Are you looking for a New York-based watch repair shop? You should probably skip Ron Gordon Watch Repair, because he's so bad at fixing watches, he's threatening frivolous, insane lawsuits against critics.
Pub Owner Publicly Shames Dirty Patron After Nasty Yelp Review
When the four-star British-style Texas pub Ten Bells Tavern suddenly received a strikingly nasty one-star review on Yelp, owner Meri Dahlke thought something didn't quite smell right.
Inmates Now Reviewing Prisons on Yelp
The staff at Sing Sing are the "most unprofessional staff in the world and the rudest." The chocolate milk at the Tombs is "chalky." At Rikers, "If the roaches & rats don't mess with you the CO's [correctional officers] will." Queens Central Booking is "run smoother than the other central bookings throughout the…
Hilarious Yelp Review Helps Cement Precedent of Not Taking Internet Seriously
"Diana Z.," a former tenant of a building owned by Beal Properties in Chicago, did not have a pleasant experience while living in their building. She was charged late fees on her rent, even though she had documentation saying she paid it on time, and was treated rudely by their customer service representative.…
Dramatic Readings of Yelp Reviews by Professional Actors is Your New Favorite Web Series
In the first hopefully many, many episodes of the new web series Real Actors Read Yelp Reviews, Chris Kipiniak (The Good Wife, Law & Order) puts his thespian talents to good use by dramatizing a one-star Yelp review of the Stratford Diner in Stratford, New Jersey.
Your Angry Yelp Reviews Are Worth More Than A Billion Dollars
Whine-aggregating service Yelp went public today, and is currently trading at $24.60 a share, which values the company at around $1.43 billion, according to Reuters. If this IPO were a Yelp listing, there would be a bunch of reviews like: "Not a bad IPO when you're drunk at night and nothing else is open, but WAY WAY…
Yelp Will Go Public Barring Some Sort of Miracle
Yelp, the hive of entitled creeps, "elite" monsters and extortionate salesmen, filed to IPO at up to $2 billion valuation, four times what Google once offered. If people keep occupying Wall Street forever, maybe this unprofitable company/monster will just die.
Yelp Adds to Rick Perry Pile-On
If you updated your iPhone Yelp app today, you may have noticed that the popular consumer review network has done away with three kinds of bugs. Let's see now — there's the bookmarks bugs, the layout bugs, and the...uh...EPA bugs? No, wait darn it, that's not it. Can someone help them out here? Anyone? Man, they…
Yelp Users Love the Abortionplex!
The "Abortionplex" — that flight of Onion fancy that some think is real — has a Yelp page that's racked up a slew of satisfied user reviews. Next up: the CGI animated family feature. Get to work, Hollywood! [BoingBoing]
Yelp Scolds Elite Yelpers For Degenerate Feeding Frenzies
A tipster forwards us a totally insane email sent to New York City's Elite Yelpers - the frequent reviewers Yelp invites to special, free events (all of whom, it should be noted, must be at least 21 years old). It seems a Yelp staffer witnessed "absolute, abject terror in the eyes of a waiter" at a recent event who…
Yelp Will Now Help You Avoid 'Hipsters'
Yelp, the unqualified-schmoes-reviewing-restaurants site, has added "hipster" as an official category when describing an establishment's ambiance. It joins established selections such as romantic, trendy, intimate, casual, classy, and touristy.
Insult Yelpers at Your Own Risk
Whatever you do, don't talk trash about Yelp users. If you do—like Denver chef Scott Parker recently did—then they'll do one of two things:

