Vladimir Putin Has "No Regrets" About Crimea Annexation
Do you think Putin has any regrets about Russia annexing Crimea? If you answered “yes,” you’re wrong, because Putin says he has no regrets about Russia annexing Crimea.
Man Falls into Garbage Truck, Survives Inside a Trash Coffin
A man who accidentally fell into the back of a dump truck reportedly survived the garbage ordeal by building himself a trash coffin.
Great Great Grandma Celebrates Turning 100 By Hiring a Stripper
Doris Deahardie just turned 100, but that doesn't mean she's done living it up. In fact, to celebrate her centennial, the great great grandma did something new: She hired a stripper to give her a lap dance.
YOLO: 'Selfies at Funerals' Is the Last Tumblr You See Before You Die
Because your body will simply shut down once it realizes it's being forced to share the same plane of existence with the kind of people who think it's completely normal to snap selfies at funerals and upload them to social media sites with the caption "love my hair today, hate why I'm dressed up" and the hashtag…
McDonald's Threatens to Kick Teens Out for Classing Up the Joint
Two teens on a romantic night out decided to class up their visit to a local McDonald's with a tablecloth, some dinnerware, a pair of wine glasses, a few fake candles, and a handmade straw centerpiece.
D.C. Wants You To Think On That Ink
A new proposal by the D.C. Department of Health will make people who want a tattoo or piercing wait 24 hours before they are allowed to do so.
Tufts University Asks Applicants: “What does #YOLO mean to you?"
Tufts University, a former clown college that rose through the ranks to become one of America's most prestigious safety schools, likes to have fun on its applications. For years, it's been asking prospective students to submit quirky YouTube videos demonstrating how their quirky YouTube videos are better than other…
School Suspends Student for Writing YOLO on Test, Tweeting It to School Officials
"I was being a high school kid getting on Twitter," Texas high school student Kyron Birdine said in his defense after being suspended for tweeting out a photo of a state-mandated standardized test with the acronym YOLO (You Only Live Once) and a smiley face emoticon scratched across the essay portion.
Drake Wants Royalties For That YOLO Hat (and That YOLO Shirt, Too)
It's true — you only do live once, and in this lifetime, Drake wants a check for all that YOLO merchandise. The Canadian teardrop shed the holiday spirit on Christmas Eve in favor of a capitalist one, uploading two photos to Instagram of YOLO clothing and demanding that someone cut him a check. The photos were taken…
ABC Explores the Dangers of YOLO
In these last few days of 2012, parting with some of our favorite phrases and trends is proving to be a rough experience. ABC must be having a hard time saying goodbye to one of its most beloved catchphrases. One of the network's top stars, Katie Couric, embraced YOLO, or "You Only Live Once," like a child of her own.
Let My People Get Drunk and Swim Naked in the Ocean
If any human right is inalienable, it is the right to get obliterated with your friends before running ass naked into the same waters in which Jesus once swam. Today, some awful people are trying to take away that right, and we mustn't let them.
The 'Sexually-Oriented' Cruises that Earned an SEC Complaint
An investment firm just got busted for defrauding clients of $120 million—some of which was funneled into a "sexually-oriented charter cruise venture." What is a "sexually-oriented charter cruise venture"? And does it have an unlimited soda plan?
