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    'You Light Up My Life' Composer Is Criminal Sex Monster, Naturally
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    06/24/09

    In reply to 'You Light Up My Life' Composer Is Criminal Sex Monster, Naturally
    Where do guys like Epstein and Brooks hire their personal assistants/rape enablers? Hell?


    What a gig. I hope they get dental.

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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    06/24/09

    @resipsaloquacious: I always assumed it was Dartmouth.
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    Image of anyonecanwhistle anyonecanwhistle
    06/24/09

    In reply to 'You Light Up My Life' Composer Is Criminal Sex Monster, Naturally
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    06/24/09

    @anyonecanwhistle: The secret to comfort is to buy them one or two sizes too large.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    06/24/09

    In reply to 'You Light Up My Life' Composer Is Criminal Sex Monster, Naturally
    Thanks, prosecutors, for putting that infernal song back in my head.
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    Image of blix blix
    06/24/09

    @Kid Twist: This is almost as bad as finding out that the composer of Billy Don't Be A Hero is a white slaver.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    06/24/09

    @blix: I'm pretty sure "Shower the People" was written by a urine enthusiast.
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    Image of blix blix
    06/24/09

    @BadUncle: They find a simple sex dungeon in Terry Jacks basement and now it's wall-to-wall "Seasons in the Sun". Now that's torture!
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    06/24/09

    In reply to 'You Light Up My Life' Composer Is Criminal Sex Monster, Naturally
    I always knew that song was a cry for help:


    So many nights I sit by my window,

    Waiting for someone to sing me a song,

    So many dreams I kept deep inside me,

    Alone in the dark but now,

    You've come along [for me to rape].

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    Image of ms.conniving ms.conniving
    06/24/09

    In reply to 'You Light Up My Life' Composer Is Criminal Sex Monster, Naturally
    And in the most inappropriate of ways, I was immediately impressed that the 71 year-old was able to bang it out 82 times. He puts a lot of 30 year-olds to shame.
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    06/24/09

    @ms.conniving:

    You give me hope

    To carry on . . .
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    Image of kneetoe kneetoe
    06/24/09

    @ms.conniving: Yes, but over how many years? Otherwise its apples and oranges.
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    06/24/09

    @kneetoe: Or maybe just a tossed salad?
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    06/24/09

    In reply to 'You Light Up My Life' Composer Is Criminal Sex Monster, Naturally
    At least Spector had the sense to wear a tasteful wig at his arrest.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    06/24/09

    @resipsaloquacious: some people just have class and a sense of decorum.
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    Image of Dennis Ford Dennis Ford
    06/24/09

    In reply to 'You Light Up My Life' Composer Is Criminal Sex Monster, Naturally
    yeah, that song was so awful it was number 1 for only 11 weeks
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    06/24/09

    @Dennis Ford: So Alley Oop and Long Tall Texan don't suck because they sold well? That was also the apology for Dohbya; he don't suck; he was elected!
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    Image of Cicada Cicada
    06/24/09

    @Dennis Ford: "Never Gonna Give You Up" was number one for five weeks.
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    Image of DoctorEcks DoctorEcks
    06/24/09

    In reply to 'You Light Up My Life' Composer Is Criminal Sex Monster, Naturally
    It can't be wrong, if it feels so right.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    06/24/09

    @DoctorEcks: And all this time we thought she was singing about Jesus.
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