Only Thing Keeping Ben Carson's Mom From Shooting You Is Her Alzheimer'sGabrielle Bluestone6/29/16 12:50pm1494EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkMedically-trained sloth Ben Carson, who declared his support for Donald Trump because there was no one else to support, is back in the news with a tasteful little joke about his mother’s Alzheimer’s disease.