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With This One Topless Picture We Forgive Sharon Stone for Basic Instinct 2

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Novaload
08/11/09

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This person resembles Sharon Stone, but even the face looks wrong, especially in the pictures on the link.
I'd need fingerprints and a DNA sequence to believe this is even her, never mind the PhotoChop.
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Paul.B.Dodd
08/11/09

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Reminds me of Molly Shannon's character on SNL: I'm 50! 50 years old! I kick and I stretch and I pose topless on the cover of a French magazine and I KICK! 50, 50 years old!
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MissNormaDesmond
08/12/09

@Paul.B.Dodd: OMG that's perfect.
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MissNormaDesmond
08/11/09

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Fun fact to know and tell: nearly every woman's tits look good, or at least much better, when they raise their arms that way. Don't ask me how I know.
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Perhaps Not
08/11/09

@MissNormaDesmond: Can I be jealous of you for apparently having seen every woman's tits? Also, stay away from my wife!
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MissNormaDesmond
08/12/09

@Perhaps Not: Certain anatomical verities, like the musculature of the torso and how lifting the arms affects the boobal area, as we experts refer to it, remain constant. And tell your wife I said hi.
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ahotdoughnut
08/11/09

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Those have been lifted more times than the 10-pound dumbbells at NYSC.
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Baroness
08/11/09

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I'm always going to be fond of crazy Sharon, the least self-aware celebrity ever. It's kind of refreshing- no meta, no PoMo, no irony: she proclaims like Joan Crawford or something. My French is rusty, but dear God she's inane. Prattling about Buddhism, spirituality. If this interview was in an English-language publication, the mockery would be deafening. Clichè Hollywood star babbling.
Great tits, though.
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Hypersquared
08/11/09

@Baroness: Buddhism = inanity? Wow.
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snugbug
08/11/09

@Hypersquared: She's kind of a bitchy Buddhist, though:
"The day I turned 50, I started giving away half of everything I own: clothes, jewelry, furniture, works of art.. But that wasn’t sufficient. I also took a look around at those surrounding me and realized that half of them were useless, full of themselves, vain. So I also got rid of half of my relationships."
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Baroness
08/11/09

@Hypersquared: "Buddhism = inanity? Wow."
No, the "wow' factor here is how you twisted that in such a prick way. "I said 'good day', sir."
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MissNormaDesmond
08/11/09

@Hypersquared: I don't know. Are you a Buddhist?
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sparklyharempants
08/11/09

@Baroness: Like Anna Faris's character in Lost in Translation: What was your working relationship like with Keanu Reeves for this film? We both have two dogs, and we both live in L.A., so we have all these different things in common.
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EastEndguy
08/11/09

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Implants, right? They've got that separation thing going on that you usually see with silicone. Bummer. I always thought she was keeping it real. And fake breasts are an abomination to man and God alike.
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Pandorasvoicebox
08/11/09

@EastEndguy: Nah, mine are real and they look like that. (Granted, I'm 30 years younger.) If they're small, the separation is natural, especially if you pose throwing your chest out like that.
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lionboy
08/11/09

@Pandorasvoicebox: Thanks for the clarification on breast separation. I just thought they looked like they were desperately avoiding each other.
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Mount_Prion
08/11/09

@Pandorasvoicebox: Got plans tonight?
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T.S._delegate
08/12/09

@Pandorasvoicebox: No, no, no, no. Real boobs do not look like that. Real boobs do not get WIDER once they leave the body. Real boobs do not cast a 270-degree shadow on the chest.
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The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx
08/11/09

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I just took off my shirt so my t*ts could see exactly what they're supposed to look like.
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onebadclam
08/11/09

@The_Lovely_Miss_Bronx: If it would help I'd be happy to talk to them for you. Sometimes it is best if it comes from a stranger.
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Spirit Fingers
08/11/09

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Spectacular, Ms. Stone. We all wish we could be you. Brigitte Nielsen is somewhere jealous as shit right now.
And, Brian, there really is no forgiving Basic Instinct 2. Not at all.
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lacieca01
08/11/09

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I think the proper phrase here should be "magnificently-restored bosom. She put so much work into that rack I'm surprised she's hasn't been sued for undermining adjoining properties.
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Trixie from Toronto
08/11/09

@lacieca01: Those do not look fake to me. Lifted, perhaps, but there is no sign of the telltale concrete boob ridge.
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SpyMagician
08/11/09

@Trixie from Toronto: Look, the fact she's hiding her gut behind that bodice tells the whole tale.
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BookishLookish
08/11/09

@Trixie from Toronto: You cannot lift without an implant. But who gives a fuck, at that age, go, baby, go!
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Carol Gardens
08/11/09

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This is the actual interview with Stone. the other link is to the intro by Levy. Blahdeeblah...she likes Mel Brooks' movies and she met the Dalai Lama...
[www.parismatch.com]
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l'analogie
08/11/09

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She's really rocking that Gozer the Gozerian hairstyle.
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Macloserboy
08/11/09

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"Preserved bosom" is right. God bless restrained plastic surgery and god bless america!
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snugbug
08/11/09

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"There's an accompanying article but — zut alors! — it's in French."
Hang on, am reading it right now + will post the Cliff Notes.
So far the writer (who's kind of a huge-deal French novelist) says that he met Sharon "not in a Beverly Hills palace" but in a parking lot in Venice Beach. He rambles on about Venice Beach being the "mythical place" where "among those looking for the sun, you find those broken and disinherited by life." Tosses in some Steinbeck, Hemingway refs--but she quickly out-douches him by quoting Winston Churchill: "If you're going through hell, keep going."
Major Photoshoppery going on in that pic (esp. her face), but yeah, a sexy concept.
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Kitten_Witawip
08/11/09

@snugbug: For the record a starter home in Venice Beach is about $1M. So I doubt anyone in Venice Beach really has been disinherited.
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iplaudius
08/11/09

@Kitten_Witawip: There are those living in Venice without homes. Recently, in fact, there were problems because the richies didn’t like the “disinherited” people who lived in their vans to park on their pretty pretty streets.
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MissNormaDesmond
08/11/09

@Kitten_Witawip: I'm thinking you've probably never been there, or you'd recognize what he's talking about. Yes, it's a relatively well-off community, but Venice Beach, like Santa Monica, is a mecca for homeless people.
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dumanue
08/11/09

@Kitten_Witawip: for the record, homes might be a million a dime in Venice, but the whole neighborhood is pretty much homeless people, poor surfers, hobos and kids down on their luck from their latest hollywood excursion looking for fame and fortunes...
Besides, 1mil per home in Venice is cheap change compared to homes in Santa Monica, Brentwood, Marina del Ray, etc.
I live in west la and venice and venice beach are real depressing to me, it's where all the washed up people go to pretty much :/
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snugbug
08/12/09

@dumanue: In Kittywitawip's defense, I believe she might be referring to the obscene gentrification of Abbot Kinney Blvd. over the past 2.5 years. That's still kinda shocking to me. F-ing Pinkberry? On a thoroughfare that screams loud that they'd never let chain businesses colonize it? There are now upscale shoe boutiques and three-star restaurants on the sacred strip where the Z boys and assorted surf bums used to nod off, and there's a yoga joint in the EXACT building where Perry Farrell used to have a recording studio in his druggy '90s. There's still grime and sadness in Venice, fer shure. But.. Sweet Lord, nothing like it used to be even three years ago.
PS: Sweetheart, it's "Marina del Rey," and it's where the obnoxious UCLA frats congregate.
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dumanue
08/14/09

@snugbug: hahah I always typo Marina del Rey, no idea why...
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Private Hangnail
08/11/09

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I've taken the liberty of translating the article for those of you who don't have the benefit of my superbe french.

Hello, my name is Sharon Stone. Would you like to go to the pool with me? I like sandwiches. Do you like sandwiches? I prefer ham sandwiches. Serge, Colette and I are going to the museum. It was nice to meet you. Where is the Notre Dame? I have 50 years. How many years do you have? Would you like to sleep with me tonight?

I know. It's amazing I could do that this quickly. I'm actually up for a job translating for the government of the Congo. Fingers crossed!
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snugbug
08/11/09

@Private Hangnail: LOL! What she actually says is even funnier. "I have dreamed of playing 'Hamlet'"..
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PaisleyPajamas
08/11/09

@Private Hangnail: That was awesome. Especially the part about sandwiches. Wasn't it Sharon Stone that said during a break up with her beau of the time that, "A dirt sandwich is better than Dwight Yoakum?"
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Private Hangnail
08/11/09

@snugbug: I always get jambon confused with Hamlet.
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snugbug
08/11/09

@PaisleyPajamas: A dirt NAP is preferable to Dwight Yoakam.
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1.1.1.
08/11/09

@Private Hangnail:

" Être ou ne pas être, c'est là la question. Y a-t-il plus de noblesse d'âme à subir la fronde et les flèches de la fortune outrageante, ou bien à s'armer contre une mer de douleurs et à l'arrêter par une révolte? Mourir... dormir, rien de plus;... et dire que par ce sommeil nous mettons fin aux maux du coeur et aux mille tortures naturelles qui sont le legs de la chair: c'est là un dénouement qu'on doit souhaiter avec ferveur. Mourir... dormir, dormir ! peut-être rêver! Oui, là est l'embarras. Car quels rêves peut-il nous venir dans ce sommeil de la mort, quand nous sommes débarrassés de l'étreinte de cette vie ?
Voilà qui doit nous arrêter. C'est cette réflexion-là qui nous vaut la calamité d'une si longue existence. Qui, en effet,
voudrait supporter les flagellations et les dédains du monde, l'injure de l'oppresseur, l'humiliation de la pauvreté, les angoisses de l'amour méprisé, les lenteurs de la loi, l'insolence du pouvoir, et les rebuffades que le mérite résigné reçoit d'hommes indignes, s'il pouvait en être quitte avec un simple poinçon?
Qui voudrait porter ces fardeaux, grogner et suer sous une vie accablante, si la crainte de quelque chose après la mort, de cette région inexplorée, d'où nul voyageur ne revient, ne troublait la volonté, et ne nous faisait supporter les maux que nous avons par peur de nous lancer dans ceux que nous ne connaissons pas? Ainsi, la conscience fait de nous tous des lâches; ainsi les couleurs natives de la résolution blêmissent sous les pâles reflets de la pensée; ainsi les entreprises les plus énergiques et les plus importantes se détournent de leur cours, à cette idée, et perdent le nom d'action... Doucement, maintenant ! Voici la belle Ophélia... Nymphe, dans tes oraisons, souviens-toi de tous mes péchés."
[www.onlineshakespeare.com]
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snugbug
08/11/09

@1.1.1.: Oh, how nice..thanks. Funny (to me) how in French translation, Hamlet sounds like way more of a pussy than in original.
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Nice Beaver
08/11/09

@Private Hangnail: "I have 50 years" is the funniest thing I'll read today. I'm shutting down Firefox and working for the rest of the day. God bless you.
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PaisleyPajamas
08/11/09

@snugbug: Tou-effing-che!!!
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Trixie from Toronto
08/11/09

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I know it must be photoshopped, but still ... holy shit. She looks amazing. Great rack.
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